May I pretty please with sugar on top???
By Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
United States
July 3, 2007 5:50pm CST
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law - she was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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16 responses
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
4 Jul 07
Thank you for taking time to stop and share a laugh.
Have a great week :)
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@shestalou (293)
• Canada
6 Jul 07
I heard that one before but it is funny everytime I hear it, thanks for sharing it.
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 Jul 07
Good to see you, it's been a while.
Thanks for taking time to comment on one you've heard.
I laugh again when I read it again, too.
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@gewcew23 (8007)
• United States
5 Jul 07
Thanks visitorinvasion for sharing this cute joke. It really brightened by husband's and my day today. We havent' had a very good week, fighting headaches and such so it was good to laugh. THanks again. Take care and have a great day.
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 Jul 07
I hope ya can kick the headache, and I'm glad I could help you and the hubs share a laugh. Take care & keep in touch.
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 Jul 07
Thanks for taking time to comment. :D
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 Jul 07
hahaha, I'm sure you don't have to worry, Terry, you seem like a good egg.
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@dolce_vita78 (8062)
• Philippines
5 Jul 07
this one's really funny! i even almost fell off my seat!
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 Jul 07
glad you enjoyed the joke!
thanks for stopping by :D
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@zainogenius (289)
• Pakistan
4 Jul 07
this was hillarious
i wonder if more women got in line for the special dog
who got rid opf all the problems
: D
HEHEHE
thanks a lot for the laugh i wasnt in a good mood but ur joke lightened me up
: )
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
4 Jul 07
If I could find a dog that I hated enough to feed my MIL to...j/k, there's no dog I would ever feed bad meat to, lol. I've been in a bit of a sour mood too lately...leave it to my mom to send me a good joke at precisely the right time.
Thanks so much for stopping by :D
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@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
3 Aug 07
hahahahahahaha- oh my that is funny.... I little black humour - that is good, very funny.... Thanks for the Laugh :D
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
4 Aug 07
You know me, always glad to share a laugh :D
Thanks for stopping by, Lilly.
@kitchenwitchoftupper (2290)
• United States
7 Jul 07
You know how much I love you! ~Donna (and I am loving the new picture too)
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
8 Jul 07
Thanks, Donna.
Glad I could make you smile today.
hugs & love,
Shannon
@lloydanthony111 (4698)
• United States
4 Jul 07
That was a great story. I loved it. Thanks for the laugh.
Lloyd
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
4 Jul 07
First time I've laughed out loud for real in days.
Thanks for stopping by to share in the laughter.
--Shannon
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@dopey22girl (3319)
• United States
26 Jul 07
I must agree, that was pretty funny!
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@Perspectives (7131)
• Canada
3 Aug 07
Hi pal...thanks for the happy, happy joy song when you heard I am back. Upon checking discussions friends have started I saw this one and when I read it I laughed so hard I had another coughing spell! Oh well it worked well it helped me get rid of more junk from the lungs...
I don't know how I missed it the first time around...but glad to have a good laugh now. Laughter creates happy endorphins and helps with healing...so thanks for that and your cheering section response on my site.
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
3 Aug 07
hahaha, glad to help even if inadvertently, lol.
I am genuinely glad to see you back on and in such grandeur at that. My grandbaby has gone home and your good mood is rubbing off on me to keep the fuzzy feeling going, lol. Honestly, just having you around for moral support makes my day sometimes.
As always, glad you stopped by.
@asawako48162 (3321)
• United States
4 Jul 07
this is good.
the man got a Harley for his wife..
it was a good trade.
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
4 Jul 07
hahaha, hadn't thought of it like that.
Good point! Thanks for stopping by.
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@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
7 Jul 07
Cool, that is just one funny joke and I like it a lot. Sometimes I would borrow that dog if I know where to find it.
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
7 Jul 07
hahaha, I dig it too.
Thanks so much for stopping by, Lydia.
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 Jul 07
Like I told another person in here, I dislike no dog enough to poison it with my mil's rotten meat...and I have no need to send a hit-dog after the hubs, I think I'll keep him.
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