What's the biggest lie you've ever made?

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Finals week had just ended and my friend was throwing a party in his house to celebrate. My mom's very strict, so I told her I'd be joining a group study session so I could go to the party. The bash lasted past midnight, and I got so drunk. My mom was waiting for me when I arrived home, and when she saw how tired and groggy I was, she got this look of concern on her face. She asked me to go straight to my bed, and wished me luck on my "exams." So, how about you guys, think of the sneakiest, nastiest excuses you've ever made to get out of trouble..