Attacked by Food ??

Yes, Calais, as a matter of fact I have. This has happened to me often when I eat oranges. It is absolutely the worst when the juice squirts right into your eye, lol. Usually though, food attacks me moreso when I am cooking it.

Hi there. Actually I have experienced this gross thing... While talking to a friend one time, they just happened to bite into an apple and there bit had got me on the cheek, I freaked out and quickly went to wash my face, while they're standing there laughing and trying to apologise... This is disgusting, and really annoys me... YUCK!!!

Lol yes it happened to me a few times specially when the Children where little as they where pretty good at Squirting Oranges and aiming lol

Usually it is by my own food sweets! lol Having said that the kids loved to cover me in their food when they were younger - thankfully though they have grown out of that now! Well at least I hope they do! xxx

I was at a fancy bridal luncheon one time and squirted the lady next to me when I cut into a cherry tomato. It helped lighten the atmosphere a little bit as it was a bit stuffy at first. We all laughed about it. When the main entree came it was accompanied by a parmesan encrusted baked tomato. I announced to the people around me that I was about to cut another tomato and we all enjoyed another laugh.

I have been attacked by a hot dog today. The sausage started to run, the sauce tried to help it. The bread managed to restrain both of them and I finished it with a smile :)

Ha, that is funny. Well, I had a lobster squirt me in the face a few times, as well as my husband who sat across from me. :)

Well i was eating corn the other night while watching tv and this really funny commercial came on and to my surprize the corn came shooting out of my mouth LOL does that count LOL

Orange juice has many a times spoiled my clothes and it often happens with me..that something or other...(food item) will fall on my clothes...(PLease do not laugh on this...LOL!)

well i have done this to myself many times....with acid fruit juices it's quite common i guess. Or when you're eating seafood and you cut yourself with the shells, etc. I guess they don't like to be eaten! hehe.

no i haven't... i dont think it happened usual

No, I'm more the attacker, lol! The first instance was years ago at a work seminar. Our session had finished, and nibbles were being passed around. There was this young blonde I was tryimg to impress, and I bit down on a cherry tomato while chatting. The little tomato split, shooting seeds onto her white shirt! Definitely not a 'cool' move!! Another time, I was having breakfast with my wife, sitting across the table from each other, eating porridge. Now, I chew my porridge and for some reason my wife thought this funny?! In the end, we both ended up laughing about me chewing porridge. I thought I'd finished with the giggles, and put another spoonful in my mouth and looked up to see her smiling, which of course set me off again, only this time I sprayed porridge all across the table. That'll teach her, lol!!!

I had that orange attack like you said. Squirt on my face and in my eyes...ouch..it pretty sting!

I have had mustard from my hot dog attack my shorts...it was a horrible thing to witness it was just there on my shorts laughing at me. I was so mad I started cursing.

I've gotten squirted in the eye with soda a few times. That can be a bit painful.

this has happened to me actually and also i have done it to someone else, and oh i felt so bad. i was at work one day and i was handing out fruit to the kids and i gave an orange to one child and the other child i was giving some fruit to and the first child picked it up and bit into the piece orange and squirt right into my eye, its stung so bad lol but i laugh back at it now. i have done same thing with orange with a friend.

LOL quite often heheheh I've been bitten by grilled fish, get my lip caught on lobster's claws, experienced the orange thing too and yes something it seems that my food is after me LOL Well... i should confess that I'm often absent minded and don't pay much attention to what I"m doing sometimes, so I guess that's part of the reason hehehe

While at lunch last week (we get lunch catered every Wed), my co-worker accidently flicked a shread of cheese at me! She was pretty embarrassed, but I thought it was funny. I've had lemon juice squirted at me many times when I'm having dinner with my friend and she squeezed lemon into her tea. MAny times she doesn't even realize that it shoots me.

Hello Calais, orange squirts LOL happened too many times to keep count and when i was in school somebody spread this rumor that the juice that you get from ornage rind is very healthy for the eyes. So it was a ornage-rind squirting spree for days on end LOL and finally everyone had so much of it that oranges were actually banned for sometime in school :)

It did it to me again. I was eating a Sub from Subway...and I was just minding my business and the lettuce full of mustard lands on me again. It was the same outfit I was wearing last time!! It's just not fair!