The Most Absurd.....

Drive thru ATMs now with braille!! Boxes that say directions on bottom on the top; and do not turn box over on the bottom Giant chains that do nothing Fake shiny teeth that do nothing Some people's rims (You aren't cool, you look tacky) Ultra giant cowboy hats (okay, its big. so? no one really cares.) Doors with incorrect handles/directions My cup holder in my car (sticks to any drink, even water) Febreeze Air (its just too powerful chemical wise but really doesn't work)

For me it's the directions on some bags of microwave popcorn. You have to take off the plastic overwrap and unfold the bag to read the directions. Then the first thing it tells you to do is to "Remove plastic overwrap and unfold bag"!