Do you fart anywhere?anytime? LOL! I know this is funnny...
By yammydudes
@yammydudes (865)
Philippines
September 6, 2007 10:23am CST
ok, this is quite funny, but i just want to know your practice...Do you fart anywhere?anytime? When I'm outside the house and there are people around, I excuse myself, go to not so distant place and give the blow...But when I'm at home, since i am so comfortable now with my husband, I just fart anytime, sometimes with loud sound! Lol! well, after all he is my husband and i am accepted as i am. He has the same habit as mine, and we don't mind at all. But this habit get its match this morning. I was in the library, when my tummy was crumbling, unconsciously, I gave a blow! I forgot, I was not at home...lol! I turned around , and its good nobody heard it...(no smell at all, I hope so). I composed my self and continued with what i was doing, as if nothing happened...LOL! (Incase, somebody heard it, I will still maintain my poise...well, who could tell it was me?...) LOL! How about you?do you just fart anytime?anywhere? or you excuse yourself for a while and have a blow?
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23 responses
@rekhum (2420)
• India
7 Sep 07
Thanks for making me smile.
But i'd not fart anytime,anywhere,anyhow. I heard when we make it a habit to fart it comes out unconciously at times and that we don't have to eat unbaked beans and boiled eggs and pop corns to let it out anytime.Elderlies,especially don't mind farting in public.But its disgusting when some elderly farts loud infront of me while i go for a walk in the morning in public parks( i guess they come to the parks just to fart loud).My mom never farted infront of us siblings and dad.And when Dad used to fart loud she used to complain him.lol.Drinking lot of water and liquid do really helps us avoid that unconscious fart in the public.
@yammydudes (865)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
glad, i made you smile...have you tried eating boiled sweet potato and boiled egg at the same time?try it and you can't imagine the smell.Lol!
@wisedragon (2325)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
Well, now that you've "done it" in the library you might as well try doing it inside an elevator packed full of people! LOL!
In a public place I try to isolate myself from the crowd, preferably in a noisy place so no one will hear it. The problem with doing it in a restroom is that it might be so quiet that it can easily be heard. So even in a restroom it might be embarassing sometimes.
Everybody ready? All together now... ready ... set... fart!
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@lynboobsy11 (11343)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
When I'm here at home I don't excuse I'm comfortable farting anytime sometimes with my kids aroound and they are laughing for me hehehe. But when I'm outside and I can't control my fart I had to excuse and I'm looking for a place where I can fart without so much people around to hear or to smell it.
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@daveisdavid (878)
• Singapore
7 Sep 07
I tried to control my fart if there are someone around. It's very embarassing when someone notices that you fart.
@lingli_78 (12822)
• Australia
7 Sep 07
haaa... haaa... haaa... this post is so funny... yes, i do fart anytime and anywhere but i always excuse myself first if i am in the public... i will be embarassed if i am not... but if i am at home, i am free to fart anywhere because it is only me and my hubby at home... thanks for making me laugh...
@aidonia (4209)
• Greece
6 Sep 07
I think I'm little more private person for many things as for the fart too.
I always prefer (if I can) excuse myself to a private place.And even if is something normal when happens at public everyone act like never happened to them.Is just funny act and i never understand why...
@suspenseful (40193)
• Canada
6 Sep 07
I just can't help it. I try to hold it back, but it does not work. Must be all those beans tat I like. Then I give this offended look at whomever is in the room with me, so he thinks he did it. My husband does get angry, but I cannot help it and I know that as soon as I do it, a few minutes later, it is off to do the big one in the bathroom. But I sure wish I never had to fart. It is so embarrassing.
@Malamute (50)
• United States
6 Sep 07
Ha ha! That's a great question!
If I'm home alone, I just let 'em rip but in public I try and slip away somewhere private if able. One time I was a party in a fancy hotel in town. I had a terrible stomach ache from Chinese food and had to leave. The party was on the 8th floor and it was late, so when I got on the elevator I figured it was a non-stop trip to the lobby. I let a nasty go and don't ya know the elevator stopped at the 4th floor and abot 10 people were waiting to get on! I got off and took the stairs :-)
@yammydudes (865)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
if you only heard the loud laugh that i had w/ this story! I can only imagine the reaction of those who were waiting at the 4th floor...
@gracious_grazie (39)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
LOL! That sounds gross for me but it's a natural habit for anybody. I have this unforgettable experience when I was watching movie with my friends then suddenly I have this tummy tumble feeling and it would burst any moment. So I have this attitude of controlling it someone might hear or smell and look at me all of a sudden or maybe I'm just paranoid. What I did was I pretended that I was coughing ang give it a blow but I was amaze and shocked coz I never thought that it would be a long loud blow. The fear of somebody might hear it well in that case...You already know what happens next.LOL!!!
@yammydudes (865)
• Philippines
8 Sep 07
LOL!thank you for the idea i'l surely pretend coughing then give the blow...LOL!Thanks for sharing
@lokuzzo (14)
• Italy
7 Sep 07
Well, it's a really good post considering that i often fart, because it's so nice to do it. Normally i feel very embaraced when i fart because people always comment when the smell when someone starts doing it and in my opinion thay could be silent and keep inside :))))
Last time i farted for example was in a casino when i was playing at blackjack table and people were all escaping from the table. Yesterday i was at a wedding and i was sitting and i couldn't stop farting and no one was noticing it:)
Farting is so exciting, don't u think it?
@hopejordan (3561)
• Australia
25 Oct 07
hi there yammydudes yes i pop off alot of times during the day i am not sure why, but of course i say excuse me.
and my kids do alot of them too but i tell them not to do it on me cause it is not nice it stinks badly even my ones do.
i think everyones do lol.
god bless you and thankyou for your discussion
@Ravenladyj (22902)
• United States
7 Sep 07
LOL no I dont just let 'em rip wherever and whenever...I TRY to be subtle and leave the room or hold it until the time and location is more appropriate..unless I'm at home, then I just have at it LOL
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
7 Sep 07
It all depends on who I am around. If I am in a formal setting and can't get away, I will do it as silent as possible and hope no one will suspect it was me. If I can get away, I will. But, when I am around my close friends, I do not care one bit. I just blow and let it go.
But, then when my friends do it around me, I give them a really hard time. I am one that will always say excuse me. But, I have a friend who never says excuse me. I think that she is thinking that if she does not say anything, I wont be smart enough to know that it is a fart smell.
So I give her a really hard time. The other day, I was like, girl you need to go fall on the alter for that one and repent. Anything that smells that bad as got to be a sin. She gets so annoyed with me and that just makes me act worse.
Now, my ex-boyfriend use to really give me a hard time. He would say things like, look at that brown gust of smoke going up. He is the reason that my sense of humor is so twisted. He practically raised me from the age of 15.
He was so obnoxius that he said when his nieces and cousins were toddlers, he would put their faces to his butt and fart. Needless to say, I outgrew him, case closed.
@molusk (857)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
As much as I would like to, I just cannot at times prevent myself from farting. Most of the time I fart when I get excited and talks too much on an empty stomach. Like when I took my first plane ride where my excitement and talking too much on an empty stomach before boarding the plane made me fart while airborne. The sound of my farting on the pressurized cabin sounded like the sound of a stretched out trombone. It was such a weird sounding fart that the plane passengers looked at my direction while the stewardess nearly spilled a cup of coffee as she was trying to control giggling while attempting to cover her nose.
@sweetlady207 (60)
• Philippines
7 Sep 07
hehehe,thats funny how because when I'm at home I could fart with loud sound,but when I'm outside I'm controling it its really hard and sometimes It upset my tummy it feels really blowted with so much gas that has to desperately released, but its so embarassing to do it in public.so I don't do it when I'm with so many people unless I'm walking with no one is behide I released all the gas out.lol waaaaaaaa that feels better