LIfe's greatest embarrassments
By cyntrow
@cyntrow (8523)
United States
September 16, 2007 9:45pm CST
I need to preface this by saying that I have carried and birthed five children. This has left a horrid lack on my bladder. I have learned, over the years, to brace myself for a good cough and to cross my legs when I feel a sneeze. I must go when I feel the slightest need and I must wear depends when doing aerobics.
So this evening, I was in our local grocery store. I had to cough. I was in the scented candle section and it got in my throat. I braced myself. I was not prepared for the sneeze that came directly afterward. I don't want to tell you the embarrassment that came with the unsuspected sneeze. Use your imaginiation.
So my question is, what is your most embarrassing moment? what happened? How did you get away? And do you feel upset about entering the establishment again?
Thanks.
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8 responses
@ItTakesAllSorts (4096)
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17 Sep 07
That made me laugh as I know exactly what you are saying!!
When I get in the bath, half the water has disappeared when I get out!!LOL
Joking aside I think the worse thing for me was when I was at a party held on a golf course and this man asked me to dance. He had me pacing up and down the rough terraine and as I had a full bladder of lager I could feel it trickling out. I held my composure and luckily I was wearing a skirt that did not show the signs of a weak bladder!!
However, I have never been in such a state of panic as I thought I was going to loose control and just empty my overfilled bladder there and then!!
After the dance I made a quick exit to the loo!!
Since then I have made sure I do some pelvic floor exercises as I don't want to be caught out again!! The thing is they are the most annoying exercises EVER!!!
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@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
17 Sep 07
LOL. Oh yes, my doctor recommended excercises to me when I told him that I wasn't going to get the surgery. I've tried, but I don't have the time or the energy. It just irratates me. I'm 38. That's not old. I shouldn't be having this problem. Damn those kids. LOL
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@spoiled311 (5500)
• Philippines
17 Sep 07
oh my gosh! is there some way (medical) that can treat your bladder problem? it sure is embarassing. or you could wear pantyliners regularly?
in my case, i do have several embarassing situations. like when i went to school in complete uniform and everyone else is in casual clothes because it was expression day. or when i went to the local department store where i had a kiosk, only to find out that i had worn my blouse inside out (it was striped, okay).
but i think the most embarassing moments were the violent fights that my boyfriend and i had in malls. all the shouting were really embarassing. it was just good in the mall, you are anonymous. gee, i wouldn't want to do them again.
@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
17 Sep 07
I could have surgery where they could lift my bladder. It may or may not work and it would take me away from my family for a couple weeks. That is a no go.
I've grown pretty accustomed to keeping bad things from happening, but the sneeze just after the cough was totally unexpected. LOl
I remember boyfriend fights. Wouldn'[t want to go there again. My sister in law was in a fashion show in which the dress was tucked into her panties. Had to laugh at that.
Thanks for your response.
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@estherlou (5015)
• United States
23 Sep 07
I totally understand your problem. I have to wear pads all the time. Sometimes just standing up to walk toward the bathroom, my bladder will let go. I have an accident at home (thank goodness) at least a couple of days a week. I go through a lot of underwear! It is most aggravating at night. For some reason, when I'm lying down and wanting to sleep, I have to get up every hour and a half. On really bad nights, it is once an hour. Makes it hard to get enough rest. I can't say I've had an accident in a public store, though. I can't imagine your excitement! I did wet all over my mother's carpet once and I had 2 accidents at work...one I had to leave and go home to change clothes. Big sigh...it's great to get old.
@happythoughts (4109)
• United States
17 Sep 07
Well I have had 2 kids but my bladder did not take it well. I pee everytime I sneeze or cough. It is a fun side effect.
I have had a life full of embarrasing moments and it is to hard to level it down to just one.
When I was living in a top floor apartment the neighbors could hear everything through the floor. My Hubby and I were doing what married people do and we hear this tapping on the floor. Our downstairs neighbor was tired of listening to our late night adventures and was using her broom handle to let us know. I tried to avoid her for the rest of the time we lived there.
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
17 Sep 07
I'd forgotten about this until just now when I read your post...Years ago I went on a bus trip to Washington D.C. with a group of people I worked with including my sister-in-law. I was in the spring and I wore a cream colored pants suit. Thank goodness I no longer have this worry, but back then I was as regular as could be with my period. Like clockwork...until this time. We'd no sooner gotten to D.C. and gotten off the bus when my sister-in-law noticed my "stain" first. We went into the ladies room and she tried to wash the slacks for me while I waited in the stall but it just made it worse. I had to spend the entire day walking around with my jacket tied around my waist and making sure it covered me well, if you know what I mean. Luckily I had tampons in my purse...I was always prepared...but what an uncomfortable embarrassing day! My supervisor from work and his mother were on the bus along with some other real gossips so I was nearly in tears at first. It was in D.C. so I didn't need to worry about seeing anyone else I knew!
Annie
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@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
17 Sep 07
OMG, I had that problem at the roller rink once when I was 14. I've been on the pill since I was 16 so I have been able to time my periods to the day since then. When I was 14 I went to the roller skating rink and I was wearing my best pair of Jordache Jeans. My best friend made me go to the bathroom with her and she told me that I had visably stained my jeans. I bought a pad from the vending machine in the restroom and wrapped my sweater around my waist as you did. This was the fashion in the 80's, which was great. I wonder if that is the reason why it became the fashion. LOL
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
17 Sep 07
You may be right about that being the reason for that to be the style. I remember thinking how lucky I was that I had a jacket or I'd have really been in trouble. I'd always been regular, right to the day except for that one time and I can't remember if there was any reason or what the heck happened...I just know I never wanted to go through that again!
@bizmom (515)
• United States
17 Sep 07
WOW!!
I have had many actually i laugh it off as life! lol
1) i was in 6th grade and im a social butterfly im always talking! wellthis day i was talking to my friend and had togo to the ladies room .. well i was walking backward into the room saying bye to her then turned round and seen three boys at the urinal - which i had never seen before i said *hey!, waht are u doing in the girls room?* they all looked at me ans said *Ur in the boys room* of course it was then that i looked around and well got beat red! then ran out and into the girls! lol
2) I went to a dance with a boy a absolutely loved well i was so nervouse for two weeks before that i could hardly eat so i lost a bit of weight! i had gotten a dress the DAY he asked me. so the day of the dance comes and were dancing im less nervouse having fun when my dress slip comes lose it just slides down to the floor before i had a chance to grab it lol :(
i was so embaressed!!
but so thankful it was a crowned floor lots dancing i managed to step out of it kick it up to me, he put it in his pocket for me lol lol laughing the whole time!! thankful he didnt walk away lol lol - we dated three years after that! :)XX
3) I was a new mom with my first daughter shopping in the super market with her in ther front seat she was abput 2 almost three!when all of a sudden she starts SCREAMING!! i was scared and worried not knowing why - she yells out OUCH MY *Princess* hurts! still worried not having a clue what she means people looking one lady coming over to see if she can help im almost crying not sure what shes saying hurts - i said baby tell mommy where u mean. she points to her front!! the lady and I start laughing so hard!! she got so *squished* to the front of the bars it hurt! :( lol lol i consold her of course then put her in the back i never realized how slanted forward those things were :( i got those coverings u see the kids in now that stopped that!!
NOW they have cute cars and trucks to put the smaller ones in now - wish i had them then! lol
not to many since then little things of course but nothing so embaressing!
im sure my bladder will be next tho! since my mind seems to be escaping me more and more lol :)XX