Video Games Are Increasingly Violent to Our Childrens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By ZaffireWolf
@ZaffireWolf (480)
United States
February 4, 2008 12:00pm CST
We live in a day and age when violence and bloodshed and murder and war and starvation are delivered right into our very homes uninvited day after day after hour after day after hour after THIS VERY SECOND. It's not enough we are victims of these crimes, SOME of us, yes, SOME of us, are even forced to be the PERPETRATORS to our crimes!!!!
And it's our childrens! Yes our childrens! You shouled be VERY AFEARED AND/OR SCARED because it's this dang blasted VIDEO GAMES that are so evil and bad and wrong and evil and violent and scary and devil-worship and bad-wrong-bad! I will now attempt to cover the three most evilestest video games ever that I and the other middle-aged unnaturally-hair-coloured women from our evangelical youth group dared ourselves to witness, later washing our eyes out with the blessed water of the name of our lord, Yahweh Yojimbo "Santa Cruz" Molambo III.
1. TETRIS!!! Remember back before AMERICA defeated COMMUNISM? Commies and pinkoes would beam us tetris right onto our Sony Segas were our dear young children could see! Tetris! Teaching them to be commies! Luckily Ronald Reagan was already president so it would have been a step up. Why is Tetrads violent? THE BRICKS COULD FALL ON YOUR HEAD! Also the multicolored bricks and things that children are being taught to throw at each other are derived from hallucinogenic mushroom dreams, and we're all well aware of the drug inferences from Super Maryo.
1. UM JAMMER LAMMY! Sinful rock and roll! Need I say more? Of course! There is a scene in which Lammy (supposedly the Lamb of God) is KILLED VIOLENTLY and GOES TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Animal Crossing. YOU CAN BEAT VILLAGERS IN THE HEAD WITH BUG NETS!! THAT'S AWFUL!
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@ZaffireWolf (480)
• United States
5 Feb 08
YOU WIN! First person to realize this was irrevocably and undeniably a joke!
Or rather, the first person to seem to not think this could have POSSIBLY been serious. Thank you.
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@darkness01 (1300)
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4 Feb 08
people and especially parents who compain that video games make their children kill people or whatever are idiots. Games are exactly that - GAMES.
If a parent cant educate a child that it is just a game then its their fault.
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@quiltedblessings (1066)
• United States
4 Feb 08
um, no, violence and hatred has been around a lot longer than video games have been. But at the same time, I'm thinking that you are attempting sarcasm here considering the three games that you listed are probably the least violent games currently on the market... Either that, or you are on sadly ignorant soul...
@Gamemaniak (20)
• Netherlands
4 Feb 08
I don't know what you are complaining about, I like violent games, they're pretty cool. But the things you see in games isn't real and some people just don't realize that. Not everybody who plays these games becomes a violent murderer or something like that.
