if your fridge could talk what would it say

I have a distinct feeling that if our refrigerator could speak it would utter one long and obnoxious buuuuuuuuuuuuurp. it is filled with things that are so facilitating of flatulence, such as onions, broccoli, cucumbers, cabbage, cheeses....

I wish mine could talk, then it would yell "close the dang door, you are letting out all the cold air!" at my kids! LOL Mine is extremely clean right now, only because my hubby cleaned it this week. :O)

mine would say exactly the same thing, please clean me out,

So did you get your fridge cleaned out? I am afraid mine would say the same thing. We are always in and out of the fridge just getting what we need out, we don't take time enough to really look at until we are really searching for something and then see all of the nastiness lurking about.

That was very funny (the penicillin part). lol I have to agree with you on that one. My fridge would definitely say "clean me now" and "please throw away last weeks leftovers and those ketchup bottles with a half of a squirt left". I do have problems finding things and yet I just keep stuffing it all in. I have a hard time throwing things away. I'm not saying I leave extremely rotting food in there but I have found a few questionable items buried in the back. I do tend to keep things that I think I "might" eat one day. I even keep things I don't like and don't plan on eating, as long as they are not expired. :)

i hate cleaning out the fridge...i have this thing about leftovers so i tell my hubby if he wants to keep something i am making him throw it out if he doesn't eat it...he's got some things in there that have gotten pretty gross, but it's our mutual understanding that i will not deal with that nasty stuff!

My fridge would be asking where all the chocolate is! I can't believe I have come home after a weekend away to find that the fridge is devoid of chocolate, so it's not happy and neither am I. It says if it doesn't see chocolate in the next few days it will report me to the RSPCF, (Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Fridges!) so I better get some tomorrow. The fridge is certainly not happy and is having a temper tantrum right today!

Well, mine would say..."Clean me... clean me... clean me..." and... "tell your daughter to stop opening me"... for sure it will give me a lecture about not putting too much leftover food inside... and another lecture about food getting wasted... Oh my... seems like my fridge is also a haven for junk... or unwanted food... i definitely need to throw a lot of things out...

My fridge would say, "just because you can't see that coke spilled under the crisper, doesn't mean you don't have to clean it up." I hate cleaning up spills that are now in one hardened mess. I only clean my fridge in parts, never the whole thing at once Since I don't have the patience. It stays halfway decent at least,,,, .whit

I think my fridge will complain about eating too much everyday. And it's so full. If possible, it will prefer to have a clean.

It would say I'm a vegetarian. But I'm not.

yeah veryy mine would say clean me too , whats this green furry stuff thats been sitting here for 3 months lol uhhgh i swear my fridge would hold a knife to my throat and demand to clean him out lol

Mine too would say 'clean me'. It would also say, hurry up and finish that last meal that has been sitting in that box for the last who knows how many days (so would my freezer). I just can't seem to throw anything away. Plus all those lovely things that I buy and just can't seem to get round to cooking.....

mine would say:let me have a rest!