I Need New Friends

Funny friend? In what way? Put a red fuzzy nose on and dance around flapping my arms to circus music funny? A laugh riot a minute like Barney on How I Met Your Mother funny? Or just really sort of off-kilter and a little out there funny? Just tell me which one you want me to be and I'll be it!

Um, I want to be your funny friend, please. Sign me up. I'll autograph a picture for you if you'll let me be your friend. I'll sign anything you want. In Sharpie! Mind you, there are those that think my sense of humor is either lacking or in the wrong universe. There are some that would say it's in the gutter. It IS in the gutter, true enough, but it's not for EVERYONE to say. And I'm clueless enough to satisfy anyone's sense of superiority, so that should be a good fit. Hows about it? Wanna be friends, amigos, pals, chums, bosom buddies, sisters in soul, twin daughters of different mothers? Welllll, you know where to find me if you do, right here, in among the garden of eden that is the lot. (Ack, I've done spit up a bit in my throat)

To be sure, to be sure. I would be happy to be 1 of your new friends. No matter what way you want to be friends. Just let me know how I can help and I will try to. There just won't be any big promises though.

Hahaha! Now I know what your last comment to me meant! I am not really easily molded though...just ask my husband! Friend request him, his user name is Isin07...he is more malleable. tee hee Oh and he is great with throwing money out the window..so he probably wouldn't even notice if you took control of his earnings. I've always wanted to use that little ninja.

I am already your friend and supplicant. I lie prostrate (tricky word that one. Get it wrong and you're a biological valve) at your feet. I have your photograph but you didn't sign it. I must be more unworthy than I thought. Touching the hem of your coat as you pass me by without a second glance will make my life complete. Trample on my feelings, beat me until I'm blue, Leave my heart a reeling, but let me be a friend to you. [Offers earlobe].

If you're really nice and promise to laugh at all of my stupid jokes, even if you've heard them 30 times before, I'll allow you to be my friend - LOL!

I could use a friend after the last few days negativity saw my long term blue turn to red, ouch!!! I've used my morning meditation as an offering to your humor. Will this be a good enough token to get into your humor club? Intelligence means zilch if you can't laugh (at yourself).

Rich me. I am already your friend! I will do it again, if I have to. Should I send a friend's request? what should be there with the request as a gift? maybe a 100 or so plus ratings, would it suffice? I am already at 20 and will do at least 80 more! friends?

Wahahaha! You just made me drool.. and I would want to have you my funny friend. LOL. What does is mean do dazzle, razzle, and mold? Whew! That's pretty alluring, make me. LOL. Seriously though, I'm glad to have peeped and you became my friend. T'was a privilege I guess. Cheers to a funny beginning!

Of course I would. You are funny and l like sitting here all by myself giggling. It makes my daughter wonder about me. yes...humour is good. maybe we should all try to boost these numbers a bit. Good thoughts sparks.

There's a nominal monthly fee, but I'm sure it's affordable enough..

I would be glad to be your friend. I guess i am funny. I would have no problems to be a friend with anyone who is a human being.

i can watch a little more Family Guy and lower my IQ for ya iffen ya like so you arent so intimidated by my dizzying intellect and astounding profoundness..;buffs nails; ;coughs and gets into character; so.. are yew gon buy mah lawnmower er not???

we'll be friends :) we are all here to be your friend.

How many friends do you need.......LOL! Countless...LOL! I feel that I can make you feel laugh and can make you happy....and won't allow you get bored.....LOL! Best wishes for your new mission!!!

Its really soo simple and easy to find some friends who can laugh with you who can be with you in your happily moments but it stough to find a friend who can cry with you who can be withyou in your tough times when your got a long sunset and darnkness in your heart such friends will light your worlds soo i beleive to have friends for lifetime not for just laughing around for some moments. Its my presonal views soo keep moing on with yor friends but try to keep friends for your dark times.

I think you have a good friend inside you. Have you ever tried to contact this friend? Once you become friends, you will not not need any other friend to humor you (razzle, dazzle, sychophant, worshipper). Try it and if you do not succeed then come to me. I will be your funny friend.

Since this is posted in Humor... *Quotes Wing Zero* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg Pro says to Spark: "What you say!?"

sure why not the more friends the merrier if it will light up mylot a bit above the gloom and doom of smokers versus non smokers wars and the abortion is murder verus abortion is not wars I am all for it. maybe I can even get my blue star back again lol

ok, i can be your friend, but wait i can't give you mylot earnings..no compromise over mylot..