It's Official...I Can Find Anything Online...
By twoey68
@twoey68 (13627)
United States
April 23, 2008 10:46am CST
OMG…I just had the funniest thing happen. Hubby was telling me about a news article about ppl being accused of witchcraft and sorcery for…are you ready…p*nis snatching LOL
He was reading part of the article to me and read a line containing the phrase “p*nis snatching”. He was going to send me a link to the article and instead I went to Google and typed in “p*nis snatching” under the News link and there it was.
It’s official…I can find absolutely anything online. LMAO I haven’t read the whole article yet but had to share this. Here’s the link to the article if you’d like to read it.
http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnL22903232.html
**AT PEACE WITHIN**
~~STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS~~
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25 responses
@Ldyjarhead (10233)
• United States
24 Apr 08
Ohmy, how nuts is that? Is nothing safe anymore? LOL ...
The only thing to make this story better is if you had earned a few cents for doing that search. The top banner on my profile shows you how!
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
24 Apr 08
...thanks for the link.. I jes gotta check this one out! What next! (I.E. Good Grief!)
@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
24 Apr 08
wow.. that is one scary article...!
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@reinydawn (11643)
• United States
24 Apr 08
OH MY GOSH!!! I've never heard of such a thing. I hope they don't try this on my husband...
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@speedy1279 (2665)
• United States
24 Apr 08
Thank you so much for the good laugh this mornings twoey68. You have brightened my day! While I am sure this is how they really feel is happening over there, it is still hard to believe it's true. hummmm????
Anyways, since you can find anything online. Does that mean the next time I need to find something I can just come to you for it? LOL!!!! I'm just kidding!
Have a great day!!!
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@dont_pick_your_nose (2279)
• Australia
24 Apr 08
yes i have read about this too on a different site it is in Africa somewhere and they say they only have to touch the man to shrink his member, or make it dissappear completly!! lol i didn't know what to think of this either but the article is on the news all over the net!1 person likes this
@DCMerkle (1281)
• United States
23 Apr 08
I'm sorry. I just got this image of a man waking up and finding that it's GONE! I mean he must have been a heavy sleeper.
How do you file a report? I mean do you file a missing P**is report or do you have to wait 24 hours until it can be officially reported missing? What picture do you use to put up on posters and most confusing of all....does it go on a milk carton??
DCMerkle
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@sedel1027 (17846)
• Cupertino, California
23 Apr 08
I think I have read that article. I kid you not. I didn't check out your link but I recall hubby and I having a conversation regarding p*nis snatching.
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@laglen (19759)
• United States
13 May 08
Just when you thought you had seen or heard everything...... I agree it's funny for us girls. But sure would be a bummer to be a man there.......
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
23 Apr 08
Alrighty then!!! Are they just snatching at it or snatching it off. Excuse me for asking, but I have no intentions of reading such an article, yucky.
I have been aware for a while that one could find just about anything online. I believe that it is absolutely amazing.
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
23 Apr 08
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," I'm betting it was tiny to begin with. lol This is just too funny. Thanks for sharing, twoey.
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@DonnaLawson (4032)
• United States
23 Apr 08
I am so glad that we live in the USA and there is none of that going on.. Can you imagine, if it were true instead of a scam.. That is almost hilarious, but is so sad that a country still has beliefs that are so archaic.. I am not telling my husband about this one, he will start wearing a cup.. But then again, most all men would after reading this article.. Isn't the internet wonderful..
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@reene0225 (351)
• United States
26 Apr 08
Wow. That's interesting. P*nis snatching. I would think that people would notice quite quickly if their p*nis was gone. I would think it would be instant. Can that really be done? I haven't read the article yet so I don't know if a guy actually had his p*nis snatched. That would be amazing to see though. lol
@creativedreamweaver (7297)
• United States
24 Apr 08
That just made my day. I can't believe it!!! Thanks for providing the link as well. The story is certainly newsworthy. If i were those men in Africa, I'd mind my p's and q's. lol
@mi2ok02 (406)
• United States
25 Apr 08
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That is so funny. I am not surprised by being able to find some of this crazy stuff online.
@J_Dawgs (217)
• United States
24 Apr 08
right it was the winky snatching guy, he just came by and took mine. just came out of nowhere, from behind the cornfields, through the gator swamps, and over the old rubber........TIRES.....rubber tires....ya...thats it....lmao...geez some people
~*~J_Dawgs~*~
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
24 Apr 08
I had to read that several times and boy what superstitions will do to peoples minds. If you did not believe in it of course you would have no problem but what the mind will do when its steeped in superstitions and folklore. so if you believe your lower body parts are still there no problem but if you believe in witchcraft and superstitions your sight evidently gets screwed up.
