Have u seen dracula in present?

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Dracula was killed one day & up he went to the Pearly Gates of Heaven to meet God.God refused to let Dracula in because of all the sins that he had done such as going round sucking blood and killing. "I'll give you a chance to redeem your sins", said God. "I'll send youback to earth, BUT not in a human form. You can only be reincarnate into any other living things of your choice. So, what would you likeb to be ?" Still unrepentant, Dracula said, "OK, I want to become a LIVING THING WITH WINGS & SUCKS BLOOD, heh..heh..heh." " So be it ", said God and He turned Dracula into a VAMPIRE BAT. So back to earth he went flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when he got killed by a farmer. So up he went again to meet God, feeling a little bit sheepish. "I'll give you another chance" ,said God. "I'll send you back again BUT not as a human or a bat. What will it be this time?" Still adamant, Dracula said, I'll still want to be a LIVING THING WITH WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD !" God thought for a while and then said, "OK, if that's what you want",and turned Dracula into a MOSQUITO. So back to the earth again he went,flying around & suckingblood until one day. SPLAT! He was squashed by his victim. So up he went again to meet God, feeling stupid."I'll give you one last chance to redeem yourself. BUT, this time you can't become a living thing.You can only be turned into a NON-LIVING THING of your choice. So what will it be?" asked God. Still acting stubborn, Dracula said, "Okayyy......then turn me into a NON-LIVING THING WITH WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD!heh..heh...heh" From that day on, Dracula became "WHISPER" ULTRA SLIM SANITARY NAPKIN..........!! WITH WINGS.