Yo Mamma is....
By Nixdorf
@Nixdorf (1)
United States
August 19, 2006 2:28am CST
Ok, How many Yo Mamma jokes can we come up with???
Heres a few to start.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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5 responses
@eg6_bseries (15)
• United States
22 Sep 06
ugh.. my mama's sooo fat she fell down the grand canyon and got suck =P
your mama so fat she went to school and sat next to EVERRRRYYYYYYYBODY
@kstanley7 (1171)
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22 Sep 06
yo mamma is so fat that when her cellphone goes off, people move out of the way thinkin shes backing up.
Yo mamma is so fat that she has her own satellites orbiting
yo mamma is so fat that when bends astronomers call it an eclipse.
yo mamma is so fat she has to attach a boomerang to her belt just to get it on.
Yo mamma is so fat, that she has to roll around in flour just to find the wet spot
@sweetcakes (3504)
• United States
22 Sep 06
heres one
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
@ferrett487 (204)
• United States
22 Sep 06
Yo' momma is so hairy, even her nipples have afros.
Yo' momma is so poor, I stepped on a cigeratte butt and she said "Why did you turn off the heat?"
