My Kids Think They Are Cavemen.

God I love kids, they are so fun and unreserved. I know a little boy who said "Wow mom you have a vagiant" He shouted this as loud as he could in a crowded public restroom. The woman was mortified and she didn't think it was funny at the time. I think it's hysterical. Valarge, vamedium, or vsmall wouldn't have been less embarrassing would it?

Oh dont get me started sister my son does it every day. Just 2 hours ago in the grocery shop a mother got some salami and took out a slice for her son and my son started yelling at him ' hey stop, dont eat that" we all had a good lough. At a pizza shop few weeks ago I said to my son come on tell the man what you want he goes' Thats a grandod (grandad) not man' (the man was about 35 bold and on the heavy side. Oh and often he tells people off n shops for touching things or living them where they dont belong.

There have been few (thankfully, very few) instances when my now 7 year old has behaved so out of character in public...that I was too shocked to even apologize or make an excuse! Though your's is funny...mine did have something that was troubling my son (which we did solve). We have this neighbour, whose daughter is the same age as our son and they are good friends. When we go out together, we find this normally well behaved kids end up being total monkeys and making lots of noise and the only way to stop all the stares we get is by both the mothers having a 'talk' to their kids and pulling out one of those travel games that we always have in the car.

The Only thing my Baby does , and It drives me Crazy ( this is what some folks do in the Country , BUT NOT ME!!! AAAGGGHHH ) he wings his pants off to take a tinkle! Now he's just a little One , so he thinks this is Okay.....maybe in the country , where there's noone around for 20 Miles......But I caught him a few weeks ago @ My Mom's ( in the City ) He Decided he had to Tinkle , thank-God I was there I caught the Little Bugger , before anything happened! He's completely innocent in doing this , But I don't want ANY trouble from the Law , over something this trivial!

When my nephew was younger, he made lots of animal noises. I wasn't in total shock. I thought it was funny and I actually encouraged that behavior, "What does the doggy say?" and so forth. Actually, he didn't need my encouragement most of the time, because sometimes he'd do dinosaur noises without me saying anything.

My son has also always had a very good appetite. When he was about 2 years old we were eating at an atrium type restaurant that had a winding goldfish pond going through it. By the time our food arrived my son had wandered a good ways off following the fish pond. I called to him to come eat and he came running full speed with his mouth wide open. It was so funny, like he thought he was going to catch some food in his mouth while he ran to the table. He gave everyone a good chuckle.

Goodness I just wrote a nice paragraph and wasn't even logged in... My son acts out like sponge bob or Patrick or solider guys I think it's really cute sometimes... I'd go and peek outside and he'd be acting out all sort of different charters from the shows that he watches... However I have never seen him using pizza sauce or anything like that on his face... I have sense other kids acting things out like this too and I think it is better than tv sometimes...

my adult son spits on the sidewalk and that really embarrasses me, he does it all the time. I gets a lot of phlegm and it just has to come out.

Your kids a Caveman huh that sounds funny hehehe, anyway don't get offended by me because they are kids and maybe they still don't know what their doing. Maybe they love to play caveman thing as they are influenced by what they see in the movies. So don't worry darling, your kids will change it is normal stage for a growing kid.

With 4 kids that are now grown or nearly there, the shock wore off long ago. My poor 14 year old is the youngest and she has had to really work at getting a rise out of me for anything she could come up with. She is pretty creative....i'll give her that. Today she went to school with no shoes. Why? Because the dress code does not clearly state that shoes must be worn in school. It only states what kind can't be worn. So I was amused but more so that not one teacher noticed until school was ready to be let out.

my son is an animal some times when we go to all you can eat restaurants.he piles his plate so high its embarassing and people just look at this little kid with the hugest plate,and where was he going to put it all.also my children embarass me when i shop and they use these sort of funny voices and walk behind me,and people just look and i usually just turn and say,there not mine.lol.cheers sue

my child is still young and so far besides pooping in public or inside a resto that all of the costumers can smell har har har, he is fine. maybe when he reach a certain age where he will sometimes forget that he is eating out and not eating at home. i've seen my niece and nephews like that. but what can we do they are kids. kids has this spirit that everything is fun. they look at life in a simple and fun way.

Oh Minnie I think that they are all like it!!we took my grandson to a shopping centre,and my daughter said Oh he must be hungry ..so we stopped at Mc Donals and we had a coffee and we got him a kids meal,well lol there was more on the floor than ever went into his mouthand there was me down on the floor picking it up and trying to wipe the floor with a napkin,the girl came along with her dustpan and brush and I was apologising just because i felt embarassed!!,so my thoughts were if he had been that hungry he would have eaten his food rather than smearing it all over him and chucking it onto the floor!!!

remember they have an active imagination and the most random moment will come out! but with saying that embrace your kids on these moment because all in return they are looking for is support!

my daughter still to young to make like those thing, but i got my friend son, i feel that he never been in the public places the way he eat the way he move the way he stand i think everything but the father is manager of one big company & the mother also is working in a good company, but i dont even know how they handle that baby, even he dont have good manner, i really & told to the mother that she need to give a profer manner his son, but you know what she said to me, he cannot understand because my son is stupid, you can believe that till that time i never open again my mouth just keep my self in another side.

My kids never got beat by me. they did get a spanking now and then though. One day in a K-Mart my daughter (you) did something that was not right so I yelled at her to stop it. Suddenly at the top of her lungs she screamed loudly, "Don't beat me daddy!" Gawd was I ever embarressed. So to this day I try to pay you back by embarrassing you. Not really but that was funny after it happened. This was a one time thing and it never happened agaion. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM DADDY!!~

I can do that sometimes minnie especially if the sandwich is too big for me and with all the yummy beef and veggies inside! LOL, but as an adult we always follow it by wiping right away! I use to laugh also at my friend's kids whenever I will bring a pizza in their house and her 2 and half yr old babies will be trying to eat it and leave all the colors in their faces! It's always funny!

Maybe it's a son thing....my son used to eat like it was his last meal...everytime we went out. One time I was so embarassed....we were at an all you can eat place and they made no money off of our table....my dad said that if everyone was like my son the place would go broke!

Well, I think you don't have to worry with that. Kids are kids and are having fun. So enjoy the moment and have fun too! I'm sure that when they come to the right age, they will be acting differently. Besides, thats pizza! I love pizza! I would not mind if they call me caveman as long as I am eating pizza. Best to you and your kids!

I have a 6 year old who wears his food, he is a nightmare, when we are out he just gets covered. My daughter likes to exclaim loudly when we are out that someone has farted, and it stinks, she is 2. My 16 year old seems to revert to the age of 6 and will throw food if he thinks no one is looking. Oh do not get me wrong they are well behaved, even though they do not sound it, its just that when we go out they seem to leave their manners back at home and just become "common as muck" as my Mum would say.