What funny things have your friends/family done or said?

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I have a niece who takes first prize in the dumb blonde catagory. Savanna wanted to snorkel in the rock pools once but was petrified of the sea creatures in the water. In pure desperation for me to snorkel with her and the blonde in her popping out (I already had the goggles on my face - and she was holding the snorkel) said to me "You look and I'll breathe!". Savanna again - painting the top section of a doorway-standing on a ladder bending slightly backwards. I said to her to get down so i could move the ladder back a bit so she would have to arch her back to paint. No problem to old blondie who pipes up and says "No man, I'll quickly jump up, then u just move the ladder back a bit!". Savanna again - as a toddler watched her dad video taping them. As she walked up to my brother she asked him "Dad are you photostating me?". My sister very stressed up as we waited for a specialist to come back with results from her hubby's scan wanted to go for a smoke. I said go quick. So she pipes up and says (instead of saying miss call me)"ok but email me if the doc comes ok". What funny things have people in your life said and done?