Disaster

@p1kef1sh (45681)
August 23, 2008 2:23pm CST
The other day I posted a discussion about mouth soaping explaining that I'd never had one. A friend said that she'd give me a soaping because I swore in a discussion. That notion rather appealed to the perv in me. Now she's let me off!! I had just psyched myself up to receive one too. Should I still get it? If she won't do it. Is there another volunteer!! LOL. (I'm such a glutton for punishment).
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@Munchkin547 (2778)
23 Aug 08
Maybe you should just start swearing all over the place to get her angry again! either that or go and take a cold shower!! hehe xxx
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
Swear Munchkin. Me? I would never do something so awful. LOL.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I am I am. I really don't know what has got into me tonight! LOL. S&M - Soap and Mouth. Not the other thing. But now you mention it........
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23 Aug 08
yeah that's you, sweet and innocent to the core!!! xxx
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
23 Aug 08
No problem I will volunteer as you are not suppose to say naughty words and we do not want to disappoint you now as you where looking forward to the Soap wash I will use Fairy washing up Liquid as that is best for this sort of thing ok, on my way
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
23 Aug 08
Lol it's the Lavender one so you can get calm to lol On my way could be there by tomorrow if I run lol My Car is in Doncaster with my Son lol so I have to walk
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
Come and get me Gabs. Fairy sounds perfect. LOL.
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• India
23 Aug 08
LOL Good to read this discussion
@ellie333 (21016)
23 Aug 08
Well I did say I'd let you off but now I am thinking otherwise, its only 85 miles away remember so within reach and I can probably run faster than you can armed with the soap or the fairy liquid. I say punishment needs to be adminstered now don't you. Lets see who else has volunteered though, this should be fun. LOL. Ellie :D
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@ellie333 (21016)
23 Aug 08
Hi Rosekitty, No but in his soapy discussion there were only you and I and a few other that had actually used the soap on the kids LOL, my younger daughter who likes soap swore today and both myself and my eldest daughter said at exactly the same moment mustard and she said sorry. He has had lots of offers though so looks like I won't have to dish out after all eh! Ellie :D
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I would probably die after the first 100 yards Ellie. So I'll stand still and take it like a man!! LOL. I have a few candidate washers already.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
23 Aug 08
Ellie..maybe i should get my grandma's old ringer washer out and toss P1ke in and see if he still likes getting his mouth washed out....only thing is i don't see any perv thing about it...lol..
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@guybrush (4658)
• Australia
24 Aug 08
Why has she taken pity on you? Maybe it's your own bad fault! You will have to apologise and beg. And hope she will show pity. You can't be fickle and choose another volunteer when the first one was so perfect!
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@ellie333 (21016)
24 Aug 08
It is a lovely Sunday, perfect for an afternoon drive don't you think LOL. Ellie :D
@ellie333 (21016)
24 Aug 08
Maybe not the F1 is on, not long now til Singapore, are you getting excited P1kef1sh? Ellie :D
@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
I can't rationalise these things. It took me ages to get my rude words and her together in the same discussion. LOL. She's decided that she will wash my mouth out now. Trouble is, she's got a few helpers now too. We all live an hour or so apart so when we meet I will be unusually quiet as I try to get rid of the taste of soap!
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23 Aug 08
Hi plkerflsh, You are a glutton for punishment, well kept running away from here and she give up chasing you so you best go back and try again, this you maybe lucky he he he. plkeflsh you are very naughty. Tamara
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@ellie333 (21016)
23 Aug 08
Hi Tamara he reckons he can only run a 100 yards before giving up so this fish is an easy catch LOL. Huggles. Ellie :D
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@littleowl (7157)
24 Aug 08
Hi Ellie I've just volunteered but you live nearer so it might be easier for you to catch him then unless I meet him first huggles littleowl
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I probably am naughty Tamara. But it's saturday night and the Lot is like the grave. I said that it would be fun if we are here!
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@Humbug25 (12540)
23 Aug 08
Awww p1kf1sh you are a one! Hey that doesn't mean that I am offering to carry out the punishment oh your friends behalf! I do think you should still be punished though just for the heck of it!! LOL
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
LOL. Maybe you and Ellie can get together. I love Saturday nights.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I didn't mean that way!! I just knew that this sensible, sober decision about soap would end up in the gutter!!! LOL.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
23 Aug 08
Look, see, typical male thinking of girl on girl, I told you forget it, I'm not interested!! LOL
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@ElicBxn (63595)
• United States
23 Aug 08
I'd love to fly over there and do it, but I can't afford the ticket....
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I'll have to come to you then! However, I've got to go to Singapore first. After that. I shall be thinking about my America trip.
@littleowl (7157)
24 Aug 08
Wait til we meet then!!! littleowl
@littleowl (7157)
24 Aug 08
Have been thinking about carbolhic or coal-tar soap for you..maybe coal tar...so don't hold your breath on that!! Sorry to disappoint you about not having bad breathe!! littleowl
@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
Can you still buy coal tar soap? You're the boss! LOL. (Yikes).
@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
Let me see. Ellie, Tamara and now you Littleowl. I'm in big trouble I think. At least I won't have bad breath!! LOL.
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
24 Aug 08
How about if you just put some money in a jar every time you use a swear word and then donate the money to charity? Seriously, soap tastes nasty, why would you want to do that? Yech...
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
Good idea. The discussion is just a light hearted saturday night jape Dawn. Although there do seem to be one or two that are now intent in carrying out their threats!!
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
23 Aug 08
Let me get my French maid outfit ready and act like I'm cleaning windows and grab you and scub you down instead...
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
Now there's a thought Rosie. One that I like very much.
@fwidman (11514)
• United States
23 Aug 08
Washing ones mouth out with soap was something I had the displeasure of as a kid. Believe me, it ain't a good thing. Maybe you should be thankful they let you off the hook! Especially these days when God only knows what the hell is actually in that bar of soap
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I don't think for one moment that it is a good thing FW. It just appeals to my sense of the perverse!
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@fwidman (11514)
• United States
23 Aug 08
There is nothing wrong with being perverse Look at my avatars, they show part of my perversity
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
LOL. Why not?
• United States
23 Aug 08
I would be more than happy to give you a mouth soap, little man. And, my soaps are all natural. Nothing to harm you, there. It would not taste good, I am sure, still it wouldn't do you any harm. Now, where and when and why am I doing this? As you can see, I am just drooling to get to it!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I thought that you might be a candidate. LOL. I'm here. Now where are you!!?
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• United States
23 Aug 08
Right behind you, with a bar of soap. Open wide!*L* Oooh, this might actually be fun!
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• United States
23 Aug 08
I meant mouth soapING. I got so excited at the prospect, I typed too fast, or .......well, never mind.
@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
23 Aug 08
If that's ALL that it will take to make you happy, YES I'll volunteer!!! I can't stand for P1ke to be unhappy!!!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
Exactly LadyM.
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
I shall be blowing bubbles for a week at this rate LadyM. But I can deny you nothing (what appalling grammar) so I'm opening wide............
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@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
23 Aug 08
EXCUSE ME??? Properly said..."i cannot deny you anything LadyMarissa"
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@ishralene09 (2260)
• Philippines
23 Aug 08
I don't understand, what is mouth soaping? If it's good, you should get it. If she doesn't want it anymore, you'd have a hard time finding another one.
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@shana123 (2095)
• India
24 Aug 08
If you think it is hygenic then proceed it .. if not then well and good just leave it.. i dont know how will you bear the smell of it..
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Aug 08
It's washing out the mouth with soap and water. Not a good thing really. I am just peculiar.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
24 Aug 08
Maybe that is why she backed down from the task..Or she didn't have enough information like your favorite brand of soap, your favorite scent,or if you needed one for dry skin or oily..Only thing I have soaped up on a man is his back..well if there is no takers if she doens't come through with it then you will have to resort to using that great imagination you have..to soap yourself.
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
24 Aug 08
Ahh, you know you love it! Well, I am glad you won't have your hopes dashed and have live and willing woman to go ahead with it for you. Soap away! We use Irish spring if they need a extra bar..lol
@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
She's changed her mind since Becky. I have a number of ladies that live quite close to me all ready willing and able! Me and my big mouth. LOL.
@tammytwo (4298)
• United States
24 Aug 08
When I was a child my aunt would pour liquid dish soap into the mouths of her children when they spoke the way they weren't supposed to, rather it be cursing or just smarting off. If liquid soap was not handy she would make them take a nice big bite off the bar of soap.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
Yuk. Not nice at all.
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@bronie123 (4587)
• United States
24 Aug 08
hehehehe come here i will be glad to help you out LOL....... i had mouth soaping happen to once when i was younger like maybe 8 or 9 years old hahahahaha yeah it not tasty at all
@bronie123 (4587)
• United States
24 Aug 08
hahaha your very welcome :)
@p1kef1sh (45681)
24 Aug 08
Thanks Bronie. I think that I will have this experience before too long. LOL.
@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
26 Aug 08
If you have Softsoap use that one! It tastes like cherries! LOL
@p1kef1sh (45681)
27 Aug 08
The voice of experience Skinny? I'll plead with them. But it looks like it's going to be carbolic!