Disaster
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
August 23, 2008 2:23pm CST
The other day I posted a discussion about mouth soaping explaining that I'd never had one. A friend said that she'd give me a soaping because I swore in a discussion. That notion rather appealed to the perv in me. Now she's let me off!! I had just psyched myself up to receive one too. Should I still get it? If she won't do it. Is there another volunteer!! LOL. (I'm such a glutton for punishment).
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@Munchkin547 (2778)
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23 Aug 08
Maybe you should just start swearing all over the place to get her angry again! either that or go and take a cold shower!! hehe xxx
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@Munchkin547 (2778)
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23 Aug 08
yeah that's you, sweet and innocent to the core!!! xxx
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
23 Aug 08
No problem I will volunteer as you are not suppose to say naughty words and we do not want to disappoint you now as you where looking forward to the Soap wash I will use Fairy washing up Liquid as that is best for this sort of thing ok, on my way
@ellie333 (21016)
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23 Aug 08
Well I did say I'd let you off but now I am thinking otherwise, its only 85 miles away remember so within reach and I can probably run faster than you can armed with the soap or the fairy liquid. I say punishment needs to be adminstered now don't you. Lets see who else has volunteered though, this should be fun. LOL. Ellie :D
@ellie333 (21016)
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23 Aug 08
Hi Rosekitty, No but in his soapy discussion there were only you and I and a few other that had actually used the soap on the kids LOL, my younger daughter who likes soap swore today and both myself and my eldest daughter said at exactly the same moment mustard and she said sorry. He has had lots of offers though so looks like I won't have to dish out after all eh! Ellie :D
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
23 Aug 08
Ellie..maybe i should get my grandma's old ringer washer out and toss P1ke in and see if he still likes getting his mouth washed out....only thing is i don't see any perv thing about it...lol..
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
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24 Aug 08
I can't rationalise these things. It took me ages to get my rude words and her together in the same discussion. LOL. She's decided that she will wash my mouth out now. Trouble is, she's got a few helpers now too. We all live an hour or so apart so when we meet I will be unusually quiet as I try to get rid of the taste of soap!
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
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23 Aug 08
Hi plkerflsh,
You are a glutton for punishment, well kept running away from here and she give up chasing you so you best go back and try again, this you maybe lucky he he he. plkeflsh you are very naughty.
Tamara
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@littleowl (7157)
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24 Aug 08
Hi Ellie I've just volunteered but you live nearer so it might be easier for you to catch him then unless I meet him first huggles littleowl
@littleowl (7157)
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24 Aug 08
Have been thinking about carbolhic or coal-tar soap for you..maybe coal tar...so don't hold your breath on that!! Sorry to disappoint you about not having bad breathe!! littleowl
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
23 Aug 08
Let me get my French maid outfit ready and act like I'm cleaning windows and grab you and scub you down instead...
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@fwidman (11514)
• United States
23 Aug 08
Washing ones mouth out with soap was something I had the displeasure of as a kid. Believe me, it ain't a good thing. Maybe you should be thankful they let you off the hook! Especially these days when God only knows what the hell is actually in that bar of soap
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
23 Aug 08
I would be more than happy to give you a mouth soap, little man. And, my soaps are all natural. Nothing to harm you, there. It would not taste good, I am sure, still it wouldn't do you any harm. Now, where and when and why am I doing this?
As you can see, I am just drooling to get to it!
@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
23 Aug 08
Right behind you, with a bar of soap. Open wide!*L*
Oooh, this might actually be fun!
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@thebohemianheart (8827)
• United States
23 Aug 08
I meant mouth soapING. I got so excited at the prospect, I typed too fast, or .......well, never mind.
@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
23 Aug 08
If that's ALL that it will take to make you happy, YES I'll volunteer!!! I can't stand for P1ke to be unhappy!!!
@LadyMarissa (12148)
• United States
23 Aug 08
EXCUSE ME??? Properly said..."i cannot deny you anything LadyMarissa"
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@ishralene09 (2260)
• Philippines
23 Aug 08
I don't understand, what is mouth soaping? If it's good, you should get it. If she doesn't want it anymore, you'd have a hard time finding another one.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
24 Aug 08
Maybe that is why she backed down from the task..Or she didn't have enough information like your favorite brand of soap, your favorite scent,or if you needed one for dry skin or oily..Only thing I have soaped up on a man is his back..well if there is no takers if she doens't come through with it then you will have to resort to using that great imagination you have..to soap yourself.
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
24 Aug 08
Ahh, you know you love it! Well, I am glad you won't have your hopes dashed and have live and willing woman to go ahead with it for you. Soap away! We use Irish spring if they need a extra bar..lol
@tammytwo (4298)
• United States
24 Aug 08
When I was a child my aunt would pour liquid dish soap into the mouths of her children when they spoke the way they weren't supposed to, rather it be cursing or just smarting off. If liquid soap was not handy she would make them take a nice big bite off the bar of soap.
@bronie123 (4587)
• United States
24 Aug 08
hehehehe come here i will be glad to help you out LOL.......
i had mouth soaping happen to once when i was younger like maybe 8 or 9 years old hahahahaha yeah it not tasty at all
@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
26 Aug 08
If you have Softsoap use that one! It tastes like cherries! LOL