Just a joke

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Someone emailed this to me and I thought it was funny enough to share. Hope you like it! A man comes home early from work while his wife was having an affair up in her room. She hears him come in the house, so she hides her lover in the closet. The guy hears a voice. "sure is dark in here." says what seems to be a young boy. "what the hell? Who are you?!" says the guy in a quiet voice. "Bobby. That's my mom in the room. Like this baseball?" he says as he pulls out a baseball and shows it to the man. "Uh, sure kid, keep it down!" the guy says. "I'll sell it to you for 50 bucks" the kid says. "You're crazy! Keep it down!" the man replies. "Camon! Buy it! PLEEASE!" the kid says as he slowly raises his voice. "Fine fine! Okay, I'll buy it so shut up!"He pays the boy and after sometime when it was safe to sneak out, he leaves. A few days later, the same thing happens. The husband comes home. The man jumps and hides in the closet again. "Sure is dark in here" the kid says. "Oh god, not again ..." says the guy. "This sure is a nice baseball glove I've got here" the kid says. "How much?" the guy asks, knowing the game by now. "$100" says the kid""Deal"He escapes again after a little while in the closet. That weekend, the father tells his son to grab his glove so they could play catch. The kid tells his dad that he sold the glove and the ball. The dad found this cute, thinking the boy got maybe a lizard and some candy for the baseball and glove. He asks his son what he got for it. The boy says $150 and the dad is furious, wondering where his son could get that kind of money. The boy says he sold it for that much but the dad doesn't believe him, thinking he was up to some things that he did not approve of. The boy, however, stuck to his story. The father is disappointed with his son for ripping someone off, or so he believes he did, so he told his kid to go to the confessional and be honest with god. The kid shrugged and started walking to church. The kid goes into the church, closes the door of the confession booth, and says "Sure is dark in here" to which he hears the priest say "Oh no! Not you again!"