Confused.

I can't stand my Mr. to be around when I'm cleaning. Drives me totaly nuts. He just gets under foot, or tells me how to do something...other than the way I am doing it. Then when all is said and done, I am disappointed he didn't help. I don't actually get mad, because I know I didn't want his help in the first place; deep down. Try not to be to hard on Mr. Croc, at least he tried and offered his help.

Because you know if he helps, he'll get in the way or do something wrong, but afterwards you remember how tiring it is doing it by yourself and decide he should've helped after all.

I think that it is because the planets' polarity has changed and that Leicester City cheerleaders stole all the vacuum cleaner bags to make hats. Now that makes just as much sense as poor Mr Croc being shouted at. Is it safe to re-enter the presence yet?