So have you panda spanked yet or not? Hmmmm??

Spanking hand bruising? I shudder to think what the panda's butt must resemble then Lash! lol. The key with the bamboo rods apparently is to soak them for a few days in water first to get them more pliable..... Allowing them to eat the can afterwards is actually not a bad idea either. I may not have those permanent tooth marks in my cheek if I had of thought of this earlier! Thanks for the response and keep working on those Amanda Panda's. They'll give in eventually!

Well actually a few days might be a bit over the top, I find that a couple of hours, as long as the ends have been sandpapered back, generally suffices. After all, it would not be very nice for a dedicated panda spanker to break his/her cane on poor panda's bottom. Are you sure this topic shouldn't be under the BDSM Lifestyle heading lol? Lash

It certainly seems to be heading towards an honourable mention in that category at least Lash! I admire your dedication to the cause I have to say! Sandpapering of bamboo.... Spanking hand bruising..... There is only one thing left to do really. These are usually reserved for the Top 10 in this interest category, but please accept your Panda Spanking Diploma below:

Along the way a BDSM element crept in sharra! lol. Between you and Lash; and now Bo as well, these panda's don't stand a chance! There's talk of pinwheels or something and God knows what else and I am torn between engaging the new spin-off as an offbeat addition to the cause, or making a sly call to the WWF! They ARE ticklish by the way. You can use the leaves you strip from the bamboo canes to run across the pads of their feet! They have an odd laugh too; but if you tickle 'em too much they can let out bamboo farts, so go easy on 'em if you treasure your nostrils! Thanks for the response.

But thanks to the inputs of several dedicated panda spankers, a new use for the bamboo has been discovered! They can't eat all the bamboo at once and there is always lengths of it laying around right? So now we have canes to aid in spanking when our hands get tired! I reckon you should tie the feather boa to a cane and use it like a whip!

Like I said before I use my feather boa to spank the panda and he giggles do much and that makes me laugh so much I cannot do anything else. So I do not bother with the bamboo except for him to eat.

No pool. . Ok the band imitation and the painting faces should do then .Atleast can i get a drum set ? And how could i miss my dear panda and the bamboo on the profile. Thanks James . i keep looking for more and more, but i seem to come across the kung fu version only.

Hahaha. The last thing we need is a Kung Fu Panda alok as they will retaliate big time during every spanking! lol. Yes, you may certainly add a drum set to the equation as I was considering an alto saxophone myself to really add some noise on the way down.....

There is absolutely no pool in sight alok! If there was I would probably be well into the second verse by now..... It is an absolute shame their isn't though because we could paint our faces black and white like members from the band KIZZ, then link arms, jump for all we're worth and completely saturate everyone within a two block radius! Thanks for the response and it's great to have my trusty panda spanking friend along for the ride as always! By the way, there is some fresh bamboo and even a fresh panda on your profile! lol.

Thanks indeed Opal for your concern. Its most heinous, barbaric face of terrorism which left the entire nation shocked! Just imagine someone inside Taj texting her husband that the gunmen are nextdoor and she is counting seconds..!!

That last sentiment you shared after Opal's comments is a horrifying thought mimpi. The only way is up from here and the world is on India's side on this one 100%. Positivity and goodness will prevail I am sure. As for a good ol' panda spanking, I say ease on into it in any way you see fit! But I can assure you that it will ignite a very bright flame that shall engulf any negative thoughts or feelings you've been having for sure. Sometimes we need to shelter ourselves from the realities of certain aspects of life with the occasional bout of inanity and insanity, so bring it on over and we shall carry you through mimpi! Thanks for the response and you will be out of this mood before you know it, I promise.

Hi mimpi~Sorry that you're upset, but very glad that you're ok. That was a terrible thing that happened in your country and I'm so sorry. We in the US understand and hope that your country will be back to normal soon. God Bless India.

Heya Opal! No ranking? Well I see one for ya now with the grand old score of 45th! You had better get your spanking hand into gear I reckon! A panda comment is on it's way so donlt you woory. All I ask is that you forgive me for the oversight. As for the lack of sleep, I am pretty confident that the deprivation will have cause depravation Opal so you are right on all counts for sure. lol. Plenty of cane feeding is a wise move too as the more well fed they are, the less cranky they are in return and they sleep for longer hours too. When you hook up with the Wizard, please ask him if I can have one of those pointy hats with the stars and moons and stuff on it. Thanks for the response and you had better get yourself some sleep before panda spanking becomes a way of life rather than a brief release!

You should see the panda's walking in ruby slippers on a freshly waxed floor Bo! It's friggin' HILARIOUS!

Pandas in ruby slippers, Opal?

No wonder you needed salve if you've been sandpapering panda butt Bo! Be careful now, because the hand and the cane will now have a pretty good chance of sliding straight off it's butt everytime you spank it. Smoothing it down generally results in this happening I'm afraid. I do have to commend you though for putting the panda's needs before your own! See how doing this caused positive karma to bump your ranking all the way to 3rd? Panda spanking is indeed a very serious affair and the bamboo stocks must be kept at a constant. A hungry panda is a cranky panda and that's just counterproductive. Spank on, spank away, viva la spanking and thanks for the response and let us pray for further spankers to embrace the dream.

Yeah I saw it..... And now you are talkin' pinwheels or cartwheels or some crap. These panda's are gonna need therapy I tells ya!

See comment made in Lash's response for the sandpaper thing.*L*

Whew! well it does seem to be easier then I first thought..If that is it then I guess I do Panda Spank..Or so my hubby tells me so.

Well the term is of course metaphorical, but if you WERE to actually spank a panda, the technique is quite simple really. The key is to get the palm moving at a downward angle of no greater than 45 degrees for one. This will ensure a good spanking sound and will limit the sting in your own hand. It also helps keep flying fur at a minimum! Taking this angle out of the equation and going back to the metaphorical side of things, panda spanking is pretty much acting in a way that's insane, inane and unexpected and never having to explain yourself! Life is too damn serious most of the time, and it's good to be able to just let loose and act silly once in a while. So now you know, so get yer butt into gear and spank with abandon mtdewgurl!

We ALL do it! We're just not all aware of it is the problem! Now you know and have a label for it! There's no turning back anymore either I'm afraid!

james,all i have now is soft toys,not the live ones.i would love to have pets but as of now,i do live in an apartment and cannot afford to keep them.

Jeez riya..... You have been swamped with every other animal under the sun lately so what's the family's issue with the panda and the occasional spanking?? This try and try until you succeed attitude is a great one to teach the young 'uns and at least the searching keeps them occupied! Seek and ye shall find I tell ya. That panda's out there and he will probably find YOU before you find HIM! Thanks for the response and get on back out there and resume the search.

Ok then. I understand completely. I shall arrange a virtual panda for your profile page right now then..... You can spank it at will from your seat whenever no-one's looking!

Oh, so you like to watch do ya? Sure! Just don't go recording footage and sending it off to the WWF or somethin', OK?

Well it's way past my bedtime and I have to log off now, so I'm gonna say yes! But if Entertainment Tonight end up with a copy, I'll know where to find ya!

lol Can I record if I promise to keep it for private viewing only?

Ah, so you have decided to take up snowman hugging? So THAT'S where you've been elitess! You have been noticeably absent as a dedicated panda spanker so I am happy to see you back! Maybe you should have a go at making a snow-panda! It may be a nice twist to be spanking one of those. Thanks for the response and I shall seek out that other dscussion with the pic when I get back to the office later today.

Ergh, the photo ended up in the other discussion

It sound lovely to try to make a snow panda... and yes quite tricky, but i will try it next time i get to see some snow as there is no snow in my city right now - that's a picture from the mountains. The picture ended up in the topic about keys loosing in the panda interest as well :P

Turkey Day overload! So does this mean that the "I still fit in my jeans" buzz has long gone then? Get yourself some rest and don't just hold the panda's hand..... Be at ONE with the panda SaintAnne..... THINK like the panda..... EMBRACE pure pandaness and the feelings of sickness and despair will fade from you like an ethereal mist! Thanks for your response and I do hope you are feeling better sooner rather than later my friend.

Good to see that there is a silver lining there somewhere as always! By the way, please don't squeeze the panda's paw so tightly SaintAnne as his nose is starting to go a funny colour! Gently now..... You help him and he'll help you.

Ahaha, the jeans still fit. I now can fit in one size smaller than that and I busted out my skinny jeans! Maybe that was a factor too. Strangling my abdomen. Hmmm...

Hi savak. I maybe start a discussion every two to three days or so I guess. I finally did decide to turn notifys on for about 30 - 40 people around 2 weeks ago (Including you) and I've left them on since. I didn't set it up to receive notifications of comments on my discussions, no. The only notifications I get are when people start their own discussions and that's it. I have no patience for anything more than that I'm afraid. What I'm doing and have always done though, is to keep an eye on my discussions through multiple windows being open at once throughout the day. I may miss a few here and there, but I generally manage to keep on top of things quite well this way. This system's not for everybody, but it works for me! Have I missed any of your comments by any chance?

You're most welcome savak. Word of warning though, be prepared for a crapload of emails! lol. This is why I had it off for 2 years or so, because all the emails were dricing me insane. The only reason I turned it on for some people is because it needs to be a 2-way street for these people to get my discussion notifications too and they were constantly asking me about it. Anyways, for now I'm OK with going into my inbox every day and deleting heaps of emails and lets hope I don't get annoyed with it again like last time.

No, you haven't missed any of my comments which is why I thought there was a separate way to be notified. I am extremely gratified that when you decided to turn on some notifiers you included me in that number. Maybe that is what I should do, just turn off the ones that don't have anything intelligent to say. I have accepted all the friend requests that have been made and then watch and see what they turn into. However there are only a few that I would really call friend. Of course you are top of the list. Anyway, maybe I'll play around with it and see what happens. Thanks for the info.

lol. Hi bellamommy. To put it simply, panda spanking is a metaphor of sorts and means - to be uninhibited, silly, inane and just plain crazy once in a while. It is also all about finding humour in anything and just letting go of steam once in a while through silly interactions with others. Life can be very serious and every now and then we can benefit from acting in unexpected ways. For example, if you are standing at a bus stop with 20 other people; and a man across the street trips on the kerb and falls flat on his face; but YOU are the only person that is rolling around on the floor laughing..... Then THAT'S a panda spanking moment! Thanks for the response and I hope I made sense! lol. P.S: And yes, at first glance it DOES seem to allude to a bizarre form of BDSM but Lash and a few others have initiated their own panda spanking moment and gone off on a new tangent! This is what it is all about! Expect the unexpected!

I suggest you re-read the opening post, which does explain it. As for the BDSM, you can blame that element on me and mine, James didn't have that in mind I'm sure. It's all just a bit of fun (er, Panda Spanking more so than BDSM lol). Lash

Ok, thanks for the explanation. i just have to say that reading the post and all of the responses got me laughing my butt off. This is a great comic relief post.

Don't go using the back of the hand now! Not only will you run the risk of damaging your knuckles if you hit their tailbone by mistake, you also might leave bruises on their butts and then the WWF'll come swooping in! Don't be concerned with the vaccuum created either. What it does is suck up all the positive panda spanking energy and you'll find your euphoria increasing by the second. Go forth and have a spankerrific day, it is your DESTINY!

It IS when you accidentally hit it with your knuckles!

Is the tailbone really that powerful?

I knew it, come here baby! *huggles her inner-panda*. I feel completely zen now that I have found my inner-panda, I might start a whole new Panda-Zen religion, who knows!

Oh but he is right there with you already cyberfluf! You see, the panda exists in each and every one of us and all we need to do is embrace it. Spank with frivolity and spank with abandon for the world needs inanity, insanity and laughter! If you have managed to check any of the other discussions in Panda Spanking it becomes clear pretty quickly that we are all muddled in the head! As it SHOULD be I reckon! 360 panda spankers to date and growing!

They are endangered spartan, yes. But we have taken them under our wings and worked out a happy medium to ensure their happiness and longevity! We keep them fed, bathed and stocked with unlimited bamboo..... And they let us spank 'em! Thanks for the response and try and say the last word you typed 5 times really fast!