I need a good laugh today. Does anyone have a funny story to share?

Impossible to Please A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Relationship-Jokes/Impossible-to-P

Hi MW wish I had one to share with you infact I am in need of a funny story right now after being ill for so long with the flu and virus on top of each other..don't mean to dampen the discussion but perhaps we can both have a laugh at some of the others stories on your discussion LOL...hugs littleowl

I remember how this made me howl I had to leave the room. My grandson was in playschool and in his class was a boy who was very much autistic. Hope I spelled that right but likely not,I'll call the boy Johnny which is obviously not his real name but this is a true story otherwise. Anyway my grandson got out of playschool and after being home my daughter as always asked, "So how was school today? My granson said, "Well it was OK but guess what Mommy Johnny had to be sent home." My daughter says, "Oh dear how come was Johnny being bad?" My grandson says, "Nope not this time but his Mommy had to come get him because the teacher thinks Johnny has the Pockin chicks."

ugh nope i dont have anything i dont think.. ive been down in the dumps too lol

Hey mentalward. I see you've changed your avatar. I like Homer, he's too crazy.OK I have a really embarrassing moment I can share with you. This happened about 6 weeks ago at the most. OK I usually ride my bike everyday around 4:00 in the evening, so this particular day was one where I don't do anything all day but sit on my butt, hangout online, eat, etc... everything but cleanup and comb my hair. So when I got ready to go for my bike spin, I just put on a wig because my hair was in NO shape to be seen in public, and as I was riding down the road, the wind was blowing really hard towards me, and before I can think about it, my wig bought a way-one ticket and flew off my head! There were people in their cars at the red light, and their eyes were all over me! I was so embarrassed, so I just kept peddling, but when I came back to that spot, my wig was still there HURRAY! ALL EYES ON ME!

Well this may not be that funny but a little bit.once i was in a hurry to go to school ,it has rained that morninig ....so the road was so ugly and slippery .may be thats the reason i slipped and fell into a drainage by loosing balance on my bicycle.i fell into it along with my bag and cycle...then i dint remembr what happend till some kind person nearby took me out from that dirty stinking drain.yuk ...i felt very embrassed walikng back home like a pig that just come out from drain.but after that when i told my friends they had a good laugh ...