Have you named your body parts?

@Sheepie (3112)
United States
December 16, 2008 7:52pm CST
It has come to my attention that many dudes name their body parts. Is it really common? I wish I could participate, but it just wouldn't be the same. I helped my imaginary friend name his, "The President" though. Sometimes I ask him if he's going to go home and have a "private meeting" with the president. He gets a Presidential E[L]ection much more than every four years though. Teehee! Is it only the lonely dudes that do this? I couldn't possibly imagine what I would do.
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kristaaa
@kristaaa (77)
• United States
17 Dec 08
Haha, that is hilarious! "Private meeting" that's funny :) I think when things are named, it's mostly as a joke. I also have a friend whose named his "Big Mariah". It's obviously a joke we once made in highschool with our friend Mariah. If men just name them by themselves with no joke, then I find it a little weird. But maybe it's normal?
Sheepie
@Sheepie (3112)
• United States
17 Dec 08
I think I would be really flattered if a dude named his after me. I could possibly even cry because it would be such an honor.
kristaaa
@kristaaa (77)
• United States
18 Dec 08
Even cry? Haha :D
Sissygrl
@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
17 Dec 08
lol that's funny. No though i dont name my body parts.. I think it just may be a guy thing. I will have to ask hubby if he has.. that should be interesting. I have an ex that used to talk to his lol. idiot.
Sheepie
@Sheepie (3112)
• United States
17 Dec 08
Well, it would have been cool if it talked back!
rosesthorns14
@rosesthorns14 (803)
• Philippines
17 Dec 08
I did name my ex's manhood as his "eggplant" or "cucumber". He called mine a "sandwich". Good grief, I didn't like it when he named mine "sandwich", so we fought over funny names for our genital area.
toddsarm
@toddsarm (766)
• Canada
18 Dec 08
i dont name my body parts
Shar19
@Shar19 (8231)
• United States
17 Dec 08
Interesting topic. No I don't name my private parts. I think it's mostly a guy thing to do. However I have heard of some women naming their private part their "cookie".
raven66
@raven66 (335)
• Canada
17 Dec 08
I call mine da " Jig " or jiggy! hers I call .... poom poom!
sanjana_aslam
@sanjana_aslam (4187)
• Malaysia
17 Dec 08
Sheepie I name my husbands "body parts" I will share some with you Othello - For his teeth - in my language Single is Othay, and my husband has only one tooth in front .. he lost most during a fight recently (he is a naughty man) Harry Berry - Teddy Bear - He has hair all over his chest ... There is another one - I will just call it "Choco Ice Cream with Cherry topping" .. cheers
bellebads
@bellebads (740)
• Philippines
17 Dec 08
this is funny. i don't name my body parts but i heard my husband call his private part as "junior". i don't know why.