do you spank Ornery Pandas?
By doulaworks
@doulaworks (1079)
United States
December 26, 2008 11:50pm CST
Ok I have been mylotting all day (so that isnt new) but I find that past few responses I have done have been, well less than my usual kind careful self.. they have been a bit tounge in cheek, or just plain cheeky, ok ok I admit they have been a bit sarcastic even. I have NO remorse, now that I have confessed, I am absolved... Ornery Panda deserve a spanking too or what?
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
27 Dec 08
Do I spank Ornery Panda's? I could meet face to face with "Mr Congeniality Panda of the Century" and I'm still gonna give him a spankin' doula! 
I am a huge fan of sarcasm myself so I will not be raising a single spanking hand towards you at all I'm afraid. You have confessed and that's good enough I reckon. Now the challenge is to keep it up! 
You gotta love it when the cheekiness or sarcasm flies clean over the head of the person at the receiving end though.....
I am a huge fan of sarcasm myself so I will not be raising a single spanking hand towards you at all I'm afraid. You have confessed and that's good enough I reckon. Now the challenge is to keep it up! You gotta love it when the cheekiness or sarcasm flies clean over the head of the person at the receiving end though.....3 people like this
@grandpa_lash (5225)
• Australia
27 Dec 08
I'm with James, they don't have to be ornery, you just spank them because they are. I see a panda and I have to spank it. It's a duty what has to be done.
But I don't get sarcastic with my panda, he doesn't really understand that, it's all Japanese to him. I save my sarcasm for the Mylotters who can't be bothered reading the whole first post in a discussion, or who answer with something totally irrelevant. I suppose they don't have to read every response (grumble), but the opening post, absolutely. I'm off track, back to the normal program.
Speaking of things going over heads - my father used to say that for him the greatest insult he could give someone was to call them a Philistine, and the beauty of it was that if he was right, they didn't have a clue they'd just been insulted.
Lash
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
27 Dec 08
Maybe if you could be sarcastic IN Japanese the Panda might respond Lash? Philistines are alive and well in this world, no question. We have many on here too! lol. I say we all should embrace existential nihilism. It is a far more stress free mindset. 
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@doulaworks (1079)
• United States
27 Dec 08
well I adore the sarcasim and spanking many pandas as often as possible. it sure makes me happy... I love the wit and freedom of it all! I have not spanked any on, but I have ben a bit ovrsome folks head... my bad..
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@wanderer086 (759)
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27 Dec 08
You have to spank all pandas doulaworks. That is what they are there for. Good on you for giving out the sarcasm. You just have to sometimes. Although like grandpa lash says, a lot of them will not understand so it gets lost. Go on give the panda a spank it will make you feel better.
@doulaworks (1079)
• United States
27 Dec 08
I do I do!! andI love it. I find that it is better than some meannees floating around. Be Well and Thanks for the reply
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@doulaworks (1079)
• United States
5 Jan 09
I am try not to be too critical, but a bit of scaraciam sees to flow naturally from me, especaiily when sme folks are just clueless. It tends to be a a fun way to make the time pass when nothing less than spaking a panda will do. I rally need no excuse, I am good at making one up when ever I feel like it. I think the japenese is a fabulous idea too. Thanks for your reply.
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
29 Dec 08
Damn. And there are over 10,000 kilometres between us Lash..... God bless spandex and lycra. (Or mumble pants as I like to refer to the shorts as!) It's not everyday that people get to wear materials that will grow along with them and also resemble a pack of ferrets fighting in a sack every time they go walking with 'em on! lol.
God bless spandex and lycra. (Or mumble pants as I like to refer to the shorts as!) It's not everyday that people get to wear materials that will grow along with them and also resemble a pack of ferrets fighting in a sack every time they go walking with 'em on! lol.2 people like this
@doulaworks (1079)
• United States
5 Jan 09
or that resembles two pigs in a blanket fighting on the back side... oh the days from the 8o' where way too mny loved to fashion of bicyle shorts, that were best left for those woh actually rode a bike, rather than those of us how needed to ride one (or get some sort of exercise to be fashionable in the bike shots made of spanex and lyrcra) oh those were the days.. and some are stuck in the 80's still....
@sharra1 (6340)
• Australia
28 Dec 08
There is nothing wrong with sarcasm but it does go over the heads of a lot of people here. I have noticed that many times although I am not that good at using it.
I certainly do not think it is a spankable offence but then grandpa_lash would say that there does not need to be an offence in order to spank. If you do want a spanking I am sure he will provide you with a suitable one.
Spanking is just a lot of fun.
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@doulaworks (1079)
• United States
5 Jan 09
I agree that ssarcasam goes over the heads of many, but that makes spanking pandas even more fun when it does...Thanks for your reply
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