I Beat My Girlfriend EVERY Night!!!
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
January 20, 2009 5:44pm CST
i sure do love her......but i physically abuse my girlfriend every night.
i smack her in the face in the head in the arms.
i grab her and pull on her and squeeze her.
we each have our own blanket, plus a big blanket that covers both of us, i'll kick my blanket off onto the floor, then take hers until it eventually ends up on the floor too.
then i take the big blanket and wad it up into a ball and hold on to it for dear life, leaving the poor thing freezing until morning.
oh yeah, same thing with the pillows.
in the morning, i awake feeling victorious over beating my unknown wrestling opponents.
my girlfriend is always sleeping upside down to avoid my non-stop pummeling........i guess at least i don't kick.
i don't remember any of it because i pretty much sleep through anything, but i get the play by play from her over coffee.
do you sleep with a semi-pro bedtime wrestler???
are YOU one???
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43 responses
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
22 Jan 09
that's the number 1 reason we don't have a water bed. 
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@Kristyn24k (2)
• United States
21 Jan 09
That's nice. I was about to say you're an idiot and ur goin 2 prison until I read the whole story. Thanks though, gave me an idea to get ppl to listen to what I wanna say.
Anyway, I'm kinda new to this place. Do you really make any money? So far I made a penny! lol, but don't have alot of time to spend on here. Well, don't know what to tell ya bout ur sleeping situation. I was told I used to sleep walk but don't remember anything bout it either.
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
22 Jan 09
then can I have yer money bear???!!!!
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
hi Kristyn,
welcome to myLot.....yes you can really make money here, but not enough to get rich or anything.
that's why i came here originally, but after a while, at least for me, that's not important anymore.
it's all about meeting people from all over the world and having fun.
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@hardworkingmom (1130)
• United States
21 Jan 09
Ok you did get my attendention with this title. LMAO, but my hubby was once a bedtime wrestler until one night he kick the s**t out of our dresser. LMAO so hard that he cried hisself back to sleep. His foot was hurting him for like a week
after that. I bet he claim his sleeping problems down awhole LOT.
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@SusanShayAvon (1003)
• United States
22 Jan 09
I was upset when I saw the subject here. But as I read on it was kind of funny. Me and you would end up in knock down drag outs though cause I use to always take the cover and roll up in it like a burrito!! My man would wake up coldand fuss. So I have gotten better.
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
22 Jan 09
yeah, i've mastered the art of being a human burrito.
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@moonlitmagikchild (22181)
• United States
22 Jan 09
my hubby is like that.. i think it goes with his sleep apnea.. he hasnt harmed me really but i have had to duck a few blows lol.. good thing i stay up all night while he is sleeping!!
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
22 Jan 09
yeah, i've never really hurt her....she's pretty much used to my sleeping habits.
excepyfot the occasional cold a$$ when i steal her blanket.
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@Sheldon25 (193)
• Jamaica
22 Jan 09
Hello mylotters well i've never done that before. I do live with my girl friend we coudle when we sleep she would normally sleep in a t shirt with panty and i would hug her from behind and sometimes she would hug me from behind. That's the way i love it if we have a Quarrell we both would turn our back to each other and before it's morning we would be hugging each other. I love it that way thanks.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
AHHHHH......that explains the suit of armor.
have to get my girl one of those.
@anonymili (3138)
•
22 Jan 09
Erm I kinda feel for your gf cos I sort of do the same thing to my hubby! I'm a rather restless sleeper and do tend to throw my arms and legs around and the poor thing has been elbowed in the ribs and face so many times. And I hog the bedclothes sometimes too although with the pillows it's a different matter, he starts off with 2 pillows and ends up giving them to me during the night which is bizarre to say the least. Yes and like you I have to listen to a "blow by blow" account of it the following day and try to look guilty about it hehe! What can I say? It was in my sleep!
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@msmell (1378)
• Australia
21 Jan 09
Oh you bad bear poor Missy! tell her I said to give you a big old slap in the head right back 
The only thing that comes close for me is that when hubby snores I poke him in the ribs and make him roll over as he mutters to himself because I have disturbed his sleep..... 
The only thing that comes close for me is that when hubby snores I poke him in the ribs and make him roll over as he mutters to himself because I have disturbed his sleep..... @sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
and the sands of time have run through the hourglass.......these are "The Days Of Our Pear"
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
21 Jan 09
I like hearing stories about our pear..... got anymore stories????
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@syankee525 (6261)
• United States
21 Jan 09
if you love her, then i think you should be man enough to seek help if you are doing this in your sleep. there could be a good chance you might accidently kill her one night.
it seem like you have issues from your pass you need to deal with. i really dont see any man hitting a female for any reason, awake or not. if i was her brother, lord we don't go there.
but you need help. i recomman you it soon before you serouis or even kill her.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
thanks kitty, there is actually absolutely no abuse going on.
my descriptions are slightly exaggerated ones to make my discussion more colorful and nobody is going to be killed accidentally or otherwise, and there's no actual injuries to anyone.
if you go to the first page of these responses, you will see my girlfriend missybear is just fine.
as long as we're having fun like the majority of the responders in this discussion had, then it's all good to me.
BTW, if you were her brother syankee.....you would live in Germany.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
she goes to bed with me every night.....so i guess she feels safe. 
@syankee525 (6261)
• United States
21 Jan 09
but if she's being kicked out of bed, black eyes. then you need to seek some kind of help. i am restless sleeper as well. i used to wake up beating the crap out of my pillows or the bed, never my wife.
still you should seek help with your sleeping. sleeping or not no need for it. does she feel safe sleeping next too you?
@missybear (11391)
• United States
21 Jan 09
Don't forget about all the talking you do in your sleep.
Sometimes we have whole conversations.
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
21 Jan 09
Poor Missy!
wanna borrow my shotgun?????
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@missybear (11391)
• United States
21 Jan 09
He's to much, sometimes he sounds like he's eating stuff.
@morningstar369 (495)
• United States
21 Jan 09
There is nothing funny about this and you need help. She needs to get away from you before you kill her. The stuff at night when you say you don't remember is bad enough but the things you do while you are awake during the day is insane. Is posting this a cry for help there are hot lines you can call for help. These are criminal acts and you could be incarcerated for it. Get Help!!!!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
thank you for your warm advice and for having such a great sense of humor.
have you been watching me when i'm awake during the day??? 
i could always use a couple more stalkers.
have a great day........and you never know.......the person on the other end of that hot line call may just be ME! 
i could always use a couple more stalkers.
have a great day........and you never know.......the person on the other end of that hot line call may just be ME! @sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
that's alright...i'm sorry if i hit a sore spot...my descriptions were a little exaggerated cuz that's the way my brain works, but trust me, nobody is being abused......amused is more like it.
i just write some off the wall discussions sometimes, but my friends get me and my slightly warped sense of humor.
actually if you go to the 1st page of responses here, you'll see my girlfriend missybear is just fine.
have a good night morningstar. 
@morningstar369 (495)
• United States
21 Jan 09
Since I answered from email I didn't get any ideas that it was a joke. Not really funny I think but then thats me. I guess you woukld have had to see first hand the end results of a woman beaten and abused by her b/f or husband. Sort of a sore spot for me. If I did make a mis judgement in your discussion I apologise. I have had some experience with this kind of abuse. I really hate not being able to see the other responses, when I answer from email.
@artaucan (97)
• United States
21 Jan 09
What a big jerk you are, and you´re proud of if, but you know what, it´s not your fault, it´s your girlfriend´s fault because she´s puttint up with all that, karma does exist my friend and you are the perfect candidate for a bad one, just wait, be patient, it´ll come to you.
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
21 Jan 09
Art.... you have TOTALLY made a fool of yourself!!!
TRY READING THE ENTIRE DISCUSSION!
even if it was as bad as described (which it ain't!) he is NOT doing it on purpose! but HAD you read the freakin' discussion before going ape shiit crazy.. you would have known that!
catch our next episode of "WHEN NOOBS TRY TO HELP!"
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
aaaaawwww......you sound like a great guy.
and you must feel absolutely proud of yourself to be able to judge people you don't even know.
my girlfriend and i are very happy together......and you know what???
she still goes to bed with me every night!
i got karma....i've got a very happy life, a great soul mate, great kids, and many friends, including many great ones here on myLot who get my sense of humor.
so lighten up art and "judge not lest ye be judged".
have a great day! 
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
22 Jan 09
that's EXACTLY what I was thinkin'!
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@Sissygrl (10912)
• Canada
21 Jan 09
LOL. no i am one of those sleepers who doesn't move in their sleep at all. and i dont snore, and i'm a very light sleeper. If i was your poor girlfriend, i would move one of us to the couch to get a fairly good sleep at least 3 times a week! hah
I had a girlfriend once that when we were kids we'd sleep in the same bed at sleepovers, and she used to thrash about and she gave me a black eye once!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
ummmm....H-E-L-L-O!........couches are only for nap-time sleeping.
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@breepeace (3014)
• Canada
22 Jan 09
Admittedly, I am one.
Most nights my boyfriend just wants to cuddle, and for his lovey dovey tactics, he's rewarded with an elbow to the chest. He's very careful to only approach from behind, and to make sure his face is higher than my elbow, since he's prone to nosebleeds, but still, I'm a good elbower.
And he's never allowed to have blankets. Ever. I'm super territorial with them, and once I've knocked the wind out of him, I take the opportunity to roll myself in the blankets, sausage style so he has no chance at getting them back. It's a good thing our couch is so comfy, and that cat so willing to share it.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
22 Jan 09
lol sounds like you would fit right in in this household.
@ersmommy1 (12588)
• United States
21 Jan 09
No I am not one. Neither is my hubby usually. But one time when he was dreaming I got a smack. He woke up getting one too. At the time I had no idea what was going on. But I gave as good as I got. Hopefully it won't happen again any time soon. I still don't know what he had been dreaming about.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
yeah, i'm not sure what i dream about either....i guess i'm having fun though.
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
21 Jan 09
If anyone ever needed to sleep ALONE it's YOU!! lol!
Actually, I hear I'm just annoying in my sleep.. I talk and talk and then I spend the rest of the night grinding my teeth really loud..
A long time ago I was sent to the couch where I call it my bed now! and if I accidentally fall asleep on hubby's bed.. he leaves me there and finds somewhere else to sleep. *shrugs* at least I don't beat no one up! lol!
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
21 Jan 09
Hey mjklmnop? did ya ever accept my friendship request on myspace???
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
21 Jan 09
yeah, a good ol' fashioned beating's kinda nice every now and then.
@NuttyMomma (901)
• United States
19 Feb 09
I understand the idea of being a restless sleeper but the way you are trying to get responses to this by shocking people into thinking you are abusive is really sick! Do you really think you are being cute or funny??? With all the domestic abuse in our society making a joke about this isn't funny. I suggest twin beds.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
19 Feb 09
yeah, some people get me, including my girlfriend, and some people don't.
i could care less.
have a great day.
