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Hi sparky, I Think it must smell awful to them as I know it smell awful as I am only 4ft 8in so I am not so tall, so how can a person with no arms do a lot of things that we take for granted do? Love and hugs. Tamara xxxx

Like @$$. Hot sweaty haven't been washed in a week after being left in the mexican sun @$$. My husband agrees.

Well, my son seems to think that peanut butter smells like a-hole, so maybe to someone who's at eye level, it smells like peanut butter. One thing's for sure, he'll know who passed gas!!! (And, no - I have no idea how my son came up with that comparison and am not sure I want to know.)

Well, not quite being a midget myself (aren't they supposed to be called 'little people'? or is that just for dwarves?) I can't really say how it would smell, but I doubt it would be a smell they would want to experience very often, at least not unless they are really sick little people!!! I have an elevator/midget story, actually. Yes, this really happened! It happened to a friend of mine and I think this guy is STILL embarrassed about it, even after 30 years! He was on an elevator going up to whatever floor he needed to be on when the elevator stopped and the doors opened. Seeing as how he was right at the door, he immediately stepped out of the elevator... and tripped over a midget!!! The midget was standing outside the elevator on the floor my friend wanted to get out on, waiting for the elevator to stop so he (the midget) could get on. When he told me this story, I almost wet my pants laughing so hard! I couldn't imagine being him at that moment. Just what does one say after tripping over a midget? What would 'Miss Manners' have to say about that scenario? When questions like this pop into my head (and, yes, they do), I think to myself (or sometimes say this out loud), "I must be REALLY bored!" I try to think of something else... really quick! Something that will make me think that I AM intelligent and DO have more important things to think about!

Is someone doing medicinal herbs again? And, not sharing??

stinky!

Let me just say that i am so sick today, and I so needed a great laugh!!! Sparks, you have really made me feel so much better!! now that is just way to funny for me to even come up with my own thoughts!!!!

This has got to be the most bizarre question you have ever posted, girl. LOL I have absolutely no idea how an elevator smells to a midget. I am at a loss for answers to this one. I am still laughing at the email you sent me about Tech Support. I even shared that email with my daughter. We had a few good laughs together. Thank you for sending the smiles and the laughter.

A midget may think - why I cannot be like an elevator or why cannot the elevator cannot be like me.

OMFG! I'm laughing so hard, I'm about to vomit. As for your question, I wouldn't know I'm not a midget. But if I had to speculate, if the little person is butt height, it may stink especially if someone lets one go, which always seems to happen to me when I'm in an elevator. :(

I'd say almost every closed in space smell like A$S to a midget. But that's not really nice to talk about.

I am not sure what an elevator smells like to a midget, so I will leave that question to one better qualified to answer it. What I want to know is if someone invented instant water, what would you rehydrate it with? And, normally, I don't really investigate this any further. It just passes between ears from time to time.

I would imagine the same as it does to anyone. But they'd be the first to smell if someone stepped in something--unwholesome--before getting on. And have to cope with an up close and personal problem if someone didn't get freshened up before entering! Plus they'd also be the first to know if someone did a nasty. But at least the atrocious perfume should be above air level. (I wish it was for me. Sometimes people just soak in it!)

I choked on my coffee reading that! These are the things I ponder.

[i]Hi sparks, hahahhaha..I never think about this! You are funny! I am 5'2" but never had any bad experience so far! LOL! Just always hear from my hubby who is 6'2, " how's the air down there honey"? LOL[/i]!

Frankly, I have never even slightly had the inquisitive thought of how an elevator smells to a midget. There are a lot of things that I don't think about and I suppose my life is less complete because of them. I don't really care. Cheers!!

GAWD! You must be REALLY BORED! You really do have the strangest thoughts sometimes. To answer your question, similar to a doggie that has their nose at that height, too, it must smell like everybody's gentitals and bummy's. There, yu happy? XXXX