What is the funniest name that you have ever heard?

the funniest name i ever heared is "D*ck",but his real name is roderick but he likes to calll "d*ck"

Hi ya ronaldinu I am not sure what the funniest name I have ever hear of is but the greates surname I have heard (and people might think it is funny) which I think is great and it is Squelch!! It's like the noise your wellies would make in mud!

One of the most funniest name I have ever heard was Boo.It was a dog belongs to my neighbor.Apart from it,one name that I still remember was of one of my friends. He was named as X,and he was named after the alphabet. Hopefully it was not his official name.

I had a student named Kermit, once. It reminded me of Kermit the Frog from Sesame Street. The kids would tease him and I felt bad for him because Kermit the Frog is quite well-known, and had been for years. I wonder if they had never heard of Kermit the Frog.

I work in a place where I work with a database for healthcare in Canada, so I see names all day every day. One of my favourites was Earl Prince. That's just funny. Other names make you wonder why they haven't changed it yet, like "cockburn" I mean seriously, why don't you go by the surname "syphallis" while you are at it? Or "whitehead" which could also translate as "Zit". International names are also things that can me misunderstood. I saw one kid whose name was "smellie. You can't tell me that kids wasn't bullied EVERY Day at school. But my favourite of all time was (and this is ENTIRELY true I swear it is really really someone's name) Fu k Yu. I mean how do you pronouce that, with a long "u" or a short one. Because if you need to call them you to talk to him/her, you don't want to sound like you are cussing at them. "Hi, can I please speak to FU K YU!"It just doesn't work, you know?

when I worked in customer service, the chinese name phoc yu was the funniest followed by a man who claimed his name was kitten d ick, yes he said that was his real name and also the name on his credit card so who knows.

I know a lady whos last name is Butts. She named her son Seymore.

One of the funniest I've ever heard is Lavatory Smeltzer (I have no idea if I spelled this name correctly).

I started a discussion about unusual names a while ago and I mentioned an Italian guy called Felice Coniglio which translates to Happy Rabbit. I did another one about pet names and I wrote about a cat named "Benito Pussolini" and a mouse named "Mousy Tung." It's all fine when it is pet's names but some parents need to think more carefully before naming their kids!

years ago i knew a girl named Amnesia her parents were immigrants from the USSR (it was before it broke up) to the USA when she was born, They barely spoke English and thought the name was cute. She went by the name Amy.

Hello my friend ronaldinu Ji, Well our side there are some tribals, who name their children after 'Utensils' name in the house, they may be feeling easy to remember, may be due to shape they are born. But, some more names I heard after 'Appolo-13', some people named after that. Some will nevr name them after 'Phoolan-Devi' No body will name after 'kakayee' a charcater fro epic Ramayana'. may god bless you and have a great time.

I heard lots of funniest name in mylot like sweeti, magnifier, laddu, dancing girl, talkative women haah...I have big list but cant explain every name here otherwise full night will spend in mylot..

My moms friend from Tennessee has a brother named Zebulanottis

There are 2 that come to mind and both were students in the school that I taught in for 30 years. One is M'Boya and the other Ikentina. (the second named after Ike and Tina Turner, we were thinking, but called only Tina)

I heard many funny name like D*ck, F*k, hancock etc. Which give instant smile on anybody's face.

The funniest names I have ever heard of are what my wife told me when she was working as a front office secretary at a hospital laboratory. Twin boys were at the lab for blood tests. Their first names were Lemonjello and Orangejello. Accents on the second syllable. Lemonjello and Orangejello. I could not believe the parents would do something like this!

A boy I know is named Intrepid. We drive an automobile called a Dodge Intrepid!!

The funniest name that I have ever heard is Englbert Humperdink. I loved his music and wanted to sing just like him. When I was touring the Holiday Inn Resorts for three years in my travels I used many of Englbert's songs. It really turned the girls and women on so I became an overnight success with his music. Crocket.

I heard some of my friends... that they saw a tablet in the cemetery with a name on PERFECTO EXACTO HUSTO Y COMPLETE...which translated to english " PERFECT EXACT RIGHT AND COMPLETE....