With a slip of the tongue and a burp of the brain, I bring you........

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.....the response to a challenge made to me by one of our own here (who truly believes she is SO clever!LOL), wherein I would write a piece using synonyms for ordinary words. The words in bold letters replace more pedestrian ones and the words in brackets have been added to make sense of the ones in bold lettering......!I will not hold it against you if you can't follow what I've written. Frankly, I know that I'll have a hard time myself!So. My little piece of flash fiction:"I aroused (myself) to a sudden winkle of pain, precipitating down upon the left side of my monomorphemic neck. For a microcosm(of time) I actually smirked at the beauteous winkles of (a colourful)luminosity, drifting down and morphing (to) ash when the heat left them, the residue remaining simply (an)implanted boring ache of query and (a)boo!. I lifted my noggin and screamed pointedly at the second pentrating thrust into the tender epidermis of my neck. In that dusky moment betwixt awareness and unliving the profile of the chiroptera that orthodonicly dined (on)me unwrapped it's chalcoptera and slipped stealthily from my exterminatedvision..........."Take THAT, my beautiful chaotic one! Now, who needs a translation?