Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

He came nosing around my place and i hit him with a frying pan in the schnoz. ;D

Let me tell you a story about this crazy, freak of nature, reindeer: It all starts one morning when Bambi and Scar (from The Lion King) were in a feild. Well, Scar loved Bambi ... and they both decided to have a child together. Now I know you're thinking, "But Cody, they're both males!" ... that's where Barbie comes in (yes, the doll). Barbie was artificially inseminated by a genetically altered sperm ... which was a cross between the two males' sperm. Now, we all know that deer + lion + plastic doll = NOTHING ... right? Well ... this is true, EXCEPT, for the lovable man known as Santa Clause. We all know he's magical, so he insisted on using it to create this being. Well with all these crazy genetics going on, you KNOW this thing is going to be messed up. Barbie gave birth to this thing, this creature ... a freak of nature. It came out face first, and the first thing everyone noticed was the amount of light coming out of Barbie's ... you know what. As this creature came out ... it looked nothing like any of them. It was snake shaped, with a large shell on it's back ... and a big red tongue. Santa could NOT have this ... and stole the creature from the three, named it Rudolph, and used his magic again to make it more socially acceptable, while then enslaving this monstrosity to do Santa's bidding. The end.

Well, you've heard of brown nosing right? Santa does wear a red suit.....just saying.

Too much booze?

His red nose is from all the crying he did when all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

My daughter just gave me a profound answer to this question. She says, "I think they eat magic lollipops".

I think his nose is so bright because he gets so shy and nervous that his nose turns red instead of the rest of his face.

its a malignant tumor, i watched it in family guy..lol

They ran out of brown paint, and red was the only paint they had left when they got to poor old Rudolph

Sometimes when people drink a lot their nose get red.... ..no I'm just joking, it's a radar so santa knows where they should go....

It could be a combination of oily skin and Rosasia.

His nose is shining for santa.

I suspect that he's a drunk. Living that far north, who could blame him?

may be it ate a cherry but missed the mouth and entered through nose and it got stuck... ;)

hmm maybe he has a cold and his nose i red from sneezing and blowing his nose.

In the modern-day version of this story, the red nose is a result of global warming. That must be it.

Not a clue. Most likely the way the artist painted it to match the song.