Do you have quotes?

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I've heard a great many quotes from friends, teachers, authors, etc., and I've made up a few. I'd like to share some of the ones that made me laugh, and I'd like to hear other input. Do you have a poignant quote that you keep close? (Not all of these are exactly SMART.) "If time flew, it'd come back. Kid, time doesn't fly. It DIES." ~From a Senior it my school. I told him, "Tempus fugit" (time flies) and he retorted with this. "Life is like looking at the sky here: Sometimes storms are so bad that there's nothing but grey in eyeshot. And sometimes you've seen so much grey, it's hard to notice the blue. But remember: There's blue somewhere." ~Same guy. Guess the context. "OH MY GOD YOU BROKE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM! ITS DEAD! YOU KILLED IT!!!" ~Me. I say stupid crap.