Here is YOUR chance.............

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I've read a lot of discussions about break-ups, exes, etc. This morning while I was having coffee I was thinking about my very recent break-up, his idea not mine. And it crossed my mind, what if I could send a letter to his next girlfriend, s/o, or whatever he calls her. So, I sat down at my computer and I wrote such a letter. Now mind you, it may never get sent the next in line, but ya never know. So, if you could write a letter to your ex's next......what would you say? Here's a few pointers I would give her..... A letter to Your next girlfriend; If you think you have met Prince CHARMING, you have, he can be very charming. But, here are a few things you need to know. 1. Tell him everything , but don’t expect the same from him. 2. If you should ever have any ‘drama’ in your life, keep it to yourself, deal with it, but don’t expect to talk to him about it. But, if on the other hand he has any ‘drama’ occur in his life, expect to listen, cause he’ll want to talk about it. 3. Vacations are great, but don’t expect to have any say in where you’ll go for vacation. The where and when will be decided by him. 4. Keep a clean house, laundry done and put away, but don’t expect any gratitude for it. And he will help out from time to time, but he will never admit that you ‘pick up after him’. 5. Don’t ever think that you can reprimand his ‘little’ girl, in anyway, shape, form, or fashion. Even if you know it’s needed. You will be told ‘you need to back off and go easier on her’. 6. If he wants to go somewhere, you can expect to be asked along, most of the time. But, if you want to go somewhere, most of the time you can expect to go alone. 7. Don’t ever try to talk to him during anything he is watching on t. v., he WILL NOT hear you. And if there is something you want to watch, that’s fine, there is another t. v. 8. If you like puzzles and receiving mixed signals, you have found the right man. He will be charming, say just the right thing at just the right time, and he’ll make you laugh when all you want to do is scream or cry. But, if life gets too ‘real’ for him, he’ll put up his invisible shield and you’ll be left wondering if you did something wrong or if he’s upset about something in his life. 9. You will give 150% to the relationship, but don’t expect anything more than 75% from him. 10. Don’t expect that little unexpected gifts, dinners, or sentiments really mean anything, They don’t, you’ll think to yourself, life must be good between us, but you’ll be made the fool. 11. He’ll tell you things that the two of you will do, next month, next summer, next year, FORGET about it, take it with a grain of salt, take it for what it is……….empty promises, things that will never be done. 12. He is a great guy, but don’t ever fool yourself into thinking he won’t rip your heart to pieces……….he is very capable of that. And last but not least……his exes, all of them had major flaws or drama, so no wonder he left them!