Harem Master Dethroned????? Could it BE???!!!!!!!

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Our resident Harem Master, whom you all know is p1key, is in peril of being dethroned by another gorgeous, sexy, funny, and even English (at least in part) man! Yes, it IS true. Not that p1key's BEEN dethroned, but that he's in peril of it. Poor p1key. Let's give him a great demonstraton of how much we love him, and tell him that he's always first in our hearts. But. That James!!!! Yummy! Beautiful face, fabulous voice, both singing and speaking, and so clever too! Everything a Lot woman wants in a man! He's even married! and therefore inaccessible, which makes him all the more attractive! Oh my, what shall we do??? He Skypes with us. He writes humorous discussions. He ponders the questions of the universe. Do you think p1key can hang on to his title? Personally, no one will EVER replace p1key, nope, not a chance in Panda Heaven. But how about the rest of you blokes and lassies out there? Do you feel your loyalties being stretched? Do you find yourselves sliding out of your chairs when reading one of James's discussions or looking at his photographs or listening to his Singsnap songs? Hmmm, come on, do ya? Tell. P1key, you're always number one in my book, but I can only speak for myself. Are you worried about your status as Harem Master? Will you throw down the gauntlet, oh Great Knight P1kef1sh? I will give you my colors to wear, as you joust with the newcomer knave James. There are enough questions in here to answer, folks. Let's hear some responses.