What if your partner farted all the time?

United States
April 3, 2009 1:23am CST
No matter where we are or who's around, my friend seems to think farting is fun. But I know the smell sure isn't fun. I am thinking he's got some gas problems and needs gas-x. I don't know someone can fart as much as much as his butt does. And he also thinks its funny to sit on somebody an fart too. He made my daughter believe that farting on her pillow would give her pink eye. wow, he's got her fooled! lol Do you know anyone that's got a fart problem? And what they can take to slow some of the farts down?
3 responses
Colmuc
@Colmuc (707)
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3 Apr 09
Is his name Carter by any chance? He reminds of one of the verses from "The good ship Venus". The first mate's name was Carter, My God, was he a farter! When the wind was nil, and the ship was still, We used Carter the farter to start her!
Qaeyious
@Qaeyious (2357)
• United States
3 Apr 09
"Farting" is a natural process of the mammal's digestive system. Everyone does it a dozen or two times a day, and that is no disgrace. There are social issues involved though, so one does not deliberately do it for entertainment purposes, unless that person did not reach the age of maturity. If the offender is a child, the parents/guardians/whatever should correct, and if they are allegedly "adult," they probably need a psychologist. They may suggest a doctor first to see if there is a medical problem, but if it is entertainment for them, I suspect otherwise.
jammyt
@jammyt (2818)
• Philippines
3 Apr 09
I think your friend should a doctor about farting all the time. And I also thinks he needs to grow up and think farting is fun, much more by "showing" this to your daughter. He should be a good example to kids. Sheesh!