My Irish Nose is Out of Joint

recent crap on the lot? What did I miss? maybe it's because you haven't been to Disneyland lately?

*steps back and to the side* Good Morning my dear friend. It is most likely stress or anticipation that is setting off your personal alarms. There are times I just need a good fight (verbally) and then I am good for six months or more. A good heated intellectual argument can actually help to relieve stress. It might be like physical exercise and release some endorphins in the brain. This is mental exercise. In order to fight or argue well, you must thinking clearly and quickly. I would like very much to help you. Besides, I need a fight this week. LOL So, I am officially picking a fight with you. haha *throws lettuce down* Topic of this fight: How do you know your nose is Irish? My view: Your nose is cute but it is NOT Irish. My stance: I am sooo totally right and you are wrong. hahahaha Challenge: Defend your nose's right to be Irish. P.S. Let me know if this fight helps you relieve the stress. ((hugs))

I made a chimney cap for my house, I attached it with mortar mix, now if your Irish nose is out of joint maybe I could suggest a little mortar to put in the joint... Wow! Now that just don't sound right, like if it was back in the 70's it would have a whole twisted strange meaning... Then again a joint loaded with a mortar??? Passes quickly to enemies and runs...

hi sparks, I honestly think it could possibly be because you haven't seen me in a while on here and just need a big hug....so here it is....HUG!!!!. I've missed bumping into you on here. It's so good to see you my long lost little friend! Oh give me another big HUG. "HUG!" Hope all those "little" annoyances like selling the house and missing the kids and finding a new home so you won't be homeless all get settled soon. we have "crap" here on the lot? Are you kidding? Do tell me...what'd I miss?

That day when your dog had to drag you through the snow to save your life.... I think you were abducted by aliens that day and your subconscious has started to remember so now when you are awake something feels off and you are really irritable. No one can blame you. Of course your mind would block it out. No one wants to have vivid memories of being anally probed by aliens who resemble Bea Arthur. :)

It's 7,45 am here and stupid O'Clock where you are and you are asking what is putting your nose out of joint. Well just look at this from your nose's perspective. You got up and had a good blow. You've been stuck in and out of places, some of them good some of them decidedly bad. Every nanosecond some scent or SMELL gets shoved up you. Then it gets taken to the dressing table and any number of powders, creams and unctions are liberally smeared over it. Heaven forbid that it should look shiny! If I was a nose I'd go on strike........ But then someone would want to picket! Morning Sparky XXXX

Well first of all I am staying out of your Way lol How about you know this other thing we poor Women have to go through I know I am suffering with that and I always feel like I want to scream at someone or maybe it is having Hubby at home getting under your Feet? The Stress level must be pretty high with trying to sell the House and that to so just mix it all together and really ..............not a good Mixture is it Hugs to you I hope the Hug helps a tiny bit

Yup put it up to al that. PMS out of the qurestion lol. MAybe ya need the little boy to come back and pee in your sink!

I am tried Sparks, LOL! My mind could hardly think..LOL! I am sure that is a lot of stress for you but for a strong woman like you, you can handle that!

Daffy, Daffy!! Don't cha know, it's all the above. I have the solution. call that no good for nothin realtor over and slap the crap out of him!! I'm sure he is the root of it all. Ok, have you ever heard of this one? Get a St. Joseph's statue. It doesn't matter what size, what it's made of or anything. Now, dig a hole outside your front door and bury the statue upside down facing the house. Your house should sell in a couple of weeks. Not only is St. Joseph the patron Saint of Carpenters but also Home Sales. It really works. Just don't forget to take him with you when you go. Once you get a real buyer, everything else will fall into place. Hubby and I were in your place barely over 2 years ago. It get's frustrating but hang in there Sweet Pea!! Hugsss Louie

Hi sparky, You are feeling just frustratated, as its going slow for you with the house business and stressed out, problems on mylot don't help at all, jus relax and don't think about anything and it would happen soon enough, think positive, I know its hard but its helps. Love and hugs to you and hope everything works out ok for you. Tamara xxxx

Hi everyone is having some kind of stress here.and eventually we all have learned to cope and live with it.i think you are more stressed about your house thing.hope things will be better for you soon...

Ok, here's my prescription. *pushes bifocals down her perfectly straight ski slope and peers knowingly down at sparks* Take a piece of wiener (ask Stormy) go find your horse/dog and watch what happens! I find it hard to be out of sorts when my dogs love me!! By the way, what breed is she? 160 is one major canine presence! Bouvier?, Newf? Shepherd, mix? Can't be a Neo, cause you said she was shaggy.

its one of two things planetary alignment OR some stupid man I know when i get like that it is usually because of a man or a couple of men that have just irritated the snot out of me there is one other possibility that microchip the aliens put in your brain has jiggled lose and is trying to come out through your nose

You need a week for a vacation to be pampered and have your every whim responded to. A nice massage, a mud bath, get your nails done with a manicure and a pedicure. A nice facil to relieve the stress and tension. A nice cruise to the islands would be nice. Relax in the hammock and wait for your drinks and food to be brought to you. A good sexy man to assist you and tend to your every need. I'm sure the hubby would love to join you. Go to your room and light some candles and good smelling incense. Any room will do. Get something good to drink and put on some relaxing music. Indulge yourself for a day. Get all worries out of your head for a bit of time. Just relax....

I would have to say hun that it could be a combination of things. Like the hubs and the house and finding a new house and the stress of people and on top of that you go away from the lot come back and aren't happy with what's going on.. So I don't it's unreasonable to say that you are under a bit of stress and need some relaxation time. Ignore the idiots and just be merry .. Life is too short to have small things compile and upset you. It doesn't hurt the ones being idiots it only ends up hurting the ones who let it affect them. Stay positive let the real estate agent do 90% of the work and pick your discussions based on your friends and what you feel your in the mood to be able to handle. I love ya hun and I'm always here to just listen to you when you need it kk.

I'm not creative at all so I'll tell you like it is but about my parents. They've made their last house payment that they can make. They're totally out of money to make any more so now it's a matter of time before it goes into foreclosure. Not one bite has come through meaning, no calls on the place and if there were calls, people think it's too far from town which it is not because of all the new back roads that have been put in and paved. They won't even go out with the realtor to check the place out. Mom and dad are going to lose all their retirement because of that damned house. I hate that freaken house with such a passion that I wanted them to move from there many years ago but they wouldn't and now that they finally have, they did it at the wrong time. Remember how I told you how I hate the number three? Only if it's at the end of any number such as 103, 15003 and so on because of the nightmare it has caused me. Well, get this crap, this house was built in 1973. Lovely. But that's not all. The address is 15003. AND I was raped by 3 neighborhood boys IN THAT FREAKEN house!! Damn it all. I never wished this on my parents even during the time when mom and dad were so hateful to me! Never! Things have changed for the better.... for the much better but still this is happening to them. I feel so guilty even though I had nothing to do with it. I'm so ticked off at my luck passing on to my parents because they don't deserve this but what can we do? Not a damned thing. Well, there is one thing, pray. Pray hard that it sells before it goes into foreclosure. Please God, help my parents to sell their house before the bank takes it!! Please!! I beg you!!

I guess every now and then we are like a bottle of fizzy stuff after it's been shaken (shook?) up and we just need to open up and let out a few bubbles every once in a while. Things build up and the valve needs opening. You can't always pinpoint it but it's there and with all that you have on your plate (or in your bottle) it's hardly surprising. Let it out Spark and and all will be well - 'til the next time

Go out in your car and scream, that should release a good bit of your stress, and it beats hitting the wall which can damage the wall and your body. It's seems at times our stress gauge just goes over the top, it's like steam and you have to let some go. Blessings

ALIENS DONE IT! They have zapped you with a mood ray because they want you to do all their dirty work for them and destroy all humans so they don't have to! Have you been watching Hulu? That may be how they found you - because they're aliens!