Not true....... The Axe Deodorant Company should be damn ashamed of themselves!

Its absolutely inane and we are really stupid to believe in it! How can someone who is an ace custom officer really thinks that some health drink would help him memorise stuffs over night! Yes, I am talking about some patient I know!

So you're not 6 foot tall then mimpi? Well I never! lol. Yep, sounds to me like Complan are in line for a suing also then. Who do all these companies think they are anyway? Ruining our hopes and dreams they are.

lol. I'm absolutely amazed at times that companies get away with things like this. One product says 2 - 3 inches, the next says 3 - 4...... And people flock to the products every time! Honestly, when you think long and hard about it, is it possible for a freely available DRINK to make someone grow like that? But people STILL believe in the hype.

Luckily I don't work for Axe , but my female intution tells me that woman are not that fond of armpits, no matter how good they smell. Or actually, that isn't true at all. The pheromons that attract people to one another are actually in sweat . There's the key... stop spraying and woman will throw themselves at ya .

But if I stop spraying, Axe will go out of business? Hang on..... PERFECT! No more spraying for me then! Your attitude towards armpits needs some work though cyberfluf. You do have two of your own after all! LOL.

You don't work for Axe do ya? lol. Thanks for the heads up about the Zumba DVD too. I've never heard of it, but if it pops up somewhere, I'll avoid it like the plague. Mind you, I quite like the sounds of vase kicking and cat stepping!

Dagnabbit, no-one ever told me about the chocolate angle at all! I hope to God I'll work out what a chocolate loving man looks like though. There's no shortage of sun here either so I guess I've got a better than average chance of success here. I think I'll start with a family sized bar of fruit and nut and go from there.

You and your links! I keep opening them too, just in case one of them actually works! I did check the nutritional value chart on the side of the Axe can and was very ompressed when I saw it contained 53% "floozy attractant", but that of course was yet another lie by these manipulative cusses. The Egyptian connection may have an effect sure, but I doubt anyone could pick up my anti-rhubarb stance too easily.

Good idea Vanillarey! I could take the damsel in distress angle and add a male twist to it all. I wonder how my Wife will feel about this plan of action though? lol.

Organic sea salt..or maybe a speck of pepper.

I've always had a soft spot for organic sea salt myself actually. I think I'd damn near wet myself if they ever came up with an organic sea pepper!

Ya know... My friend wears Axe everything... And SHE has women throwing themselves at her constantly. SHE gets laid by the ladies all the time!=D Plus Axe smells amazing... and yes the pheromones in sweat attract people or whatever.. but sweat can stink and you don't wanna stink... Just keep wearing axe or at least something that smells good, shower.. girls do like clean boys.. (we like to dirty them ourselves;D ), and mostly don't be a creepo! Girls don't go for creepy... most of the time at least..=D

Hahahahahahaha, so your son got suckered in too did he? I'm all for the dab too actually as I'd rather not smell like an Axe-Skunk! I'm back to the roll-on now anyway. That Axe is a rort I tell ya. A RORT! And that's a good question too by the way. Who the hell IS Pete, 'cos people sure do love 'im!

Tell me about it! And they sell millions of the damn things! You watch, one day we'll hear on the news that the number one contributor to global warming is discarded epilators!

**rubbing my eyes to keep any memories from returning** My epilady experience is one I have almost been able to remove from my memory. A tool of torture I tell you, pure torture!

And Al Gore will go down in shame when it is discovered that Tipper was the mind be the epilator design.

"New improved Alpo - With 50% more bums and lips!"

*throws up* I GET THE POINT JAMES!!!

*makes yucky face* ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! *spits out NEW IMPROVED milk bones*

I'm all for women having their fun TLC, so by all means, please continue on with the piloting job and I'm happy to leave you to it. We function much better as a co-pilot is these instances anyway. That's a very nice song you shared there too Mr Pike, but I never realised until now what it was actually about! That poor dove.

I was thinking carefully about how to reply to your comment James. But TLC has done it for me. "Oh for the wings, for the wings of a dove"........

JAMES! When I'm done laughing I'll give you wings..... I wish you could take over the monthly piloting job.

Ok, let's address your questions then shall we! Yeah it's legal. It walks a fine line at times, but it's legal! No, you won't be charged with anything and especially not by the WWF or any other animal welfare group because I starting bribing them from day one! The pay we receive is in the form pf conetented laughter and a sense pof insane achievement. It's not by the hour either, but by the second! As for scoop, funnily enough, I don't see him in panda spanking much at all?

Hahahahahahaha, yes, a milk moustache on the eyebrows certainly raises some questions! Glad you decided to join the panda spanking ranks mands. Manda/Panda is a significant thing too! It's a sign I tell ya..... A SIGN!

rotfl and now panda spanking has been added to the things i want to do with my life!!! is it legal do you think? will I be charged? do you pay on like an hourly basis? wheres scoop he's dodgy he'll be into this type of ranome kinkyness! Are you two in a panda spanking club? ok i'll stop now *grins*

You didn't? That's just wrong! I hope you dumped that chocolate and went for ice cream instead.

the chocolate doesn't smell at all like chocolate to me! next time ya wear it..... hold up a sign!

Yup, being licked would be better than being eaten, I agree...

Yep, the orange is me! I have this Stephen Hawkings type vibe going on in that all is not as it seems and the exterior is by no means a true reflection of what resides within. Although I may look like an orange, my capabilities are far reaching! I'm certainly not aware of ever being subtle though? lol. Convivial is an interesting term to use also. It appears that you have as much of a love for words as I do! Yes, I do enjoy the fun and frivolity, the companionship and interaction here, but I'm not always agreeable (My reply to response number 30 in this very discussion is a testament to that! lol). I'm a long way from home in a non-English speaking country and mylot is like an escape for me. I treasure many people here and am forever grateful. And why did I need Axe? I just felt that being orange may not have been enough! It is after all a word that has no rhyming equivalent in English.

Good God! Judging by your very last comment there, we went from fruity oranges to corn! Yep, there's always people who miss the humour which is perfectly fine, but when they get insulting in parallel, well I don't react particularly well to that at all. Ah the varieties of life!

*raises hand and confesses to being a crossword addict* Your claim to a lack of subtlety may be a subject for debate. I saw at least two responses that indicated that your humour escaped them. Since one definition of subtle means "requiring mental acuteness or penetration", irony of any type must be therefore considered subtle, at least to a certain extent. Not everyone's cup of tea. But then slapstick isn't mine. I don't need to be bonked on the head to get a joke. It certainly fulfills the definition of clever and ingenious. Ah, as Kermit said "It's not easy being green" Apparently, its even harder being orange. At least Kermy could be seen as being green. Always in between. But never off the scene. But don't be envious, as an orange, you'll always have a peel. (sorry, that was irresistable.)

But it's the AXE that gets the ladies, yes? Apparently not! lol. It's definitely not foul body odour that'll attract the fair maiden's, so at least I smelled OK even if it had no effect on them at all. I'd better not get stuck into those pheremones either as my Wife might kick my butt. I'm amazed she let me conduct the Axe experiment in the first place!

*looks for dear wife* Good she's got the camera ready. *throws self at James* There's 1 woman who threw them selves at James and he didn't even need the false stink.

Thanks for that! I feel so much more manly now and it's just what I needed and I suddenly have this strong desire to put together something without using the instruction manual while wearing only a singlet and underpants.

You did not think of this, becauuuuuse... DADUM! I am the beautiful chick presenting you with this idea , muhahahaha!

You're nothing short of inspirational cyberfluf!

I know! Have I done Axe Deodorant one heck of a good service by giving them all this promotion or WHAT! They should be sending me some chicks I reckon! Out of all the ideas you put forward there, it's the panda approach that I think has the most merit. NO ONE could ever say no to a panda! Why the heck I didn't think of this in the first place is an absolute mystery to me.

I'm sorry to say that I don't carry an axe behind my back at all. I carry a tomahawk though and as they say, it's not the size of the weapon at hand, it's how you use it! So I guess I can hold my own regardless, yes? I'll try a different elevator too next time; and thanks for the tip. I KNEW it wasn't the axe itself, I just knew it!

lol. Of course I'm kidding carolscash! I was talking with my Wife about the Axe commercials and my own wearing of that particular deodorant and the discussion came from there.

She's cool about it. I can attract as many as I like as long as I don't touch any of 'em or any of 'em touch me! lol.

You're the second person that's mentioned Old Spice as being a favourite! This cologne has been around for a heck o a long time now because I remember My Dad owning a bottle of it too when I was a child. As for your boys, let 'em dream I reckon! lol. I do have a place where women swarm all over me by the way (Well, WOMAN anyway). It's at home and that woman's my Wife! Well, she maybe doesn't swarm as such, but close enough for me!

That I did mssunloved, that I did! lol.

If that woman is your wife, I guess that is all that matters. See you got a good one without AXE.....