Isn't It About Time For A Change???
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
May 20, 2009 11:11am CST
I mean come on, we all know GOD has been The Supreme Being since like........well, since forever ago.
but seriously......isn't it about time he step down and let somebody fresh and new run things for a while.
I mean the whole GOD thing we got going on now is getting quite stale.
let's take a look at his track record:
"GOD is all loving".......yeah right, that's why he allows millions of innocent people and puppies to die horrible deaths every year.
"GOD is all forgiving".......FORGIVING???.......he won't even let that whole Adam and Eve thing be put to rest........I mean, come on GOD.......that happened 1000s of years ago and you're still holding a grudge and taking it out on us who had NOTHING to do with it.
let it go already and give us back being able to live hundreds of years and running around naked...........sheeesh.
"GOD wants us to know him".......if he wants us to know him so much, why does he have so many aliases??? some people aren't even allowed to say his name.
and have you ever seen a photo of GOD........very secretive guy that GOD......heck, we don't even know his last name.
loving GOD.........sounds more like a sadistic bully pulling the wings off of flies with all those "commands" and threats of burning and junk.
and when's the last time we had a real good miracle???
I mean come on.......part a sea or send down some of them burning wheels in the sky or something.
I can't even remember the last time we had a crying statue or anything.
so, I don't know how we go about it or anything........but if it's by election I would just like to announce my entering into the running........as long as I get to learn that whole water into wine trick.
are you ready for change??? 
vote Bear!!! 
vote Bear!!! 5 people like this
13 responses
@bestboy19 (5478)
• United States
23 May 09
Sorry, I can't vote for you. You have nothing to recommend you. You can't create anything and I doubt you would give your only son to die for my sins or anyone's.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
23 May 09
I create things all the time, and I have 2 hamsters and a house cat willing to die for your sins.
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@bestboy19 (5478)
• United States
23 May 09
You can't create something from nothing and as I said, you wouldn't give your only son to die for my or anyone's sins. Sorry, no vote for you.
@wildcat48 (779)
• United States
24 May 09
watch out sconibear 
for the lighting rods,one all most hit bear ,that one hit bear tale don't mess with God bear he well throw you into the pits of hell bear run bear run here it comes.poor bear we will miss him.
for the lighting rods,one all most hit bear ,that one hit bear tale don't mess with God bear he well throw you into the pits of hell bear run bear run here it comes.poor bear we will miss him.
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
20 May 09
I'd vote for you! (and Pedro, if you can get him as your VG)
why is it that only pieces of scripture that apply (in a broad sense) as "rules" and then others are negated? such as: most of (Leviticus) no pork, two sets of dishes blah blah blah those get used. but the ones about marrying your children to one another or sacrificing them on an alter isn't? I mean, lets face it, u either buy the whole package or you don't buy into any of it.
I like the way you think!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
20 May 09
I like you JL........you're my kind of people.
and.........thanks for your support!
BTW, if elected I might be able to give you a position in the
"New Species Laboratory"......be creative and have fun with it. 
and.........thanks for your support!
BTW, if elected I might be able to give you a position in the
"New Species Laboratory"......be creative and have fun with it. @JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
28 May 09
what day are our Bear services held? I need a schedule!!
Bears Prayer:
Our Bear, who art in woodlands,
hollowed be they (sur)name.
Thy Woodland come,
thy will be done, on earth,
as it is in Jellystone.
Give us this day our daily berries,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we cannot read sign that deny us. (we are BEARS, ya know...)
Lead us not into temptation(s), because its a dive bar.
deliver us from evil religious freaks
for thine art the bear the whole bear and nuthin but the
BEAR
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Amen :)
@DBK2009 (6)
• United States
21 May 09
If U haven't had any change in your life that's because you have no faith.
The only way change is gonna come is for you to believe and trust god. And when
you have this must trust and faith in your heart and you truely believe in god
then you will start to see changes and see your life take a turn for the better.
Right now you and alot of other people are looking for miracles but without faith
that will never happen. So many people in this whole are bound in chains and stuck
in the same square box that they have been in for years and they are looking for
god to move some things around in their life so the chains can be broken,but
without faith,trusting and believing in god you and these other people will be
stuck this way until they are no longer on this earth. So all I'm saying is give
god a chance, give him the glory, have a little faith, be patient and watch him
move things around in your life.
@JodiLynn (1417)
• United States
21 May 09
COOL!! A KOOLAID DRINKER!!!!!
just so ya know, we don't look for delusions or "miracles" (except miracle whip, that stuff is good on a burger!). I don't have any shackles (they don't let me dance)on. My box isn't terribly square, but it works, so I'll keep it. I meant my HOUSE, perverts...
god had a chance, several in fact, he blew it on all occasions.
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
20 May 09
I think we are all ready for a change and hoping that he will provide it for us. I guess being alive is a miracle all in itself,breathing..eating. Have you ever watched Bruce Almighty the movie with Jim Carey,Jennifer Aniston,Morgan Freeman and others? So what would you do the first day of being God besides having us run around naked...umm, not sure I want that to happen unless I have a few cans of car bondo to smooth things out and make me look better..lol Or have it so that everyone can eat all they want and not gain a pound or get cellulite.lol
@fizanali (478)
• Pakistan
20 May 09
You think of God as a super human which is basically wrong because God is God.
You first need to develop a better and deeper understanding about God for that read the Holy Quran and watch Peace TV.
You cannot apply humanly attributes to God because he created both humans and attributes ,do you understand what I'm saying ?
You need to understand that this world is just a test and not the real world. Basically what God does and what he wants is his own will as it was his will to create us in the first place. But God always does justice and does what he promises.
Isn't God loving that he created you otherwise who would have made this humorous discussion ? Isn't He loving when he will put you for eternity in heaven and you just need to find the path to heaven ? Isn't He forgiving that when you love Him he can forgive your mistakes ? And can't you find and love the one who created you ?
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
20 May 09
yeah....well when I'm The Supreme Being it will be a lot easier.
I won't make people read complicated fairy tales.
I won't lie to people and tell them I created them......I will tell them the truth and tell them it was their mom and dad who created them.
vote for the truth.........vote bear........thanks for your support.
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@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
21 May 09
Hey sconi! I'll vote for you, Mr. Bear! I have no problem
in change! I wouldn't mind praying to Bear! Sounds kind of
nice in fact! So, when will we know if you won? And when will
you be open for business? I have some requests that I have
been holding on to? Just thought I'd ask what the time frame
would be! So would you please let me know asap!
@lizshab (44)
• United States
20 May 09
I vote no. God has been doing just fine; and will continue to. Its humans that mess things up with religious rules, taking the place of God, and misrepresenting Him. People want freedom of choice so God gives us free will, and what do we do, go out and screw things up. We are much better off with God in charge.
