When ghosts try to take away your specs....
By mimpi
@mimpi1911 (25464)
India
May 23, 2009 4:55am CST
Last night I could not sleep at all. I dreamt of spirits howling and prowling on me! Couldn't really figure out their intention. I guess, they were wanting something from me. I wish I knew their language! They were after my glasses like anything (in the morning I made up my mind to go for LASIX). They were fiddling with my strands of hair and my toe nails. I hate when people play with my hair and of all people Ghosts!!
What could they have wanted from me? Next time I will give them that right away. Who wants to live with ghosts!
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18 responses
@THETaiPan (26)
• United States
23 May 09
"SWEET"!!! I said "SWEET" dreams, not Specteral dreams!!
LoL!
Your hair wouldn't look near as good anywhere/body else.
Just tell 'em to "Shoo!!!"cb;-)
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@cupid74 (11388)
• Pakistan
25 May 09
Ha ha ha
always nice and differnt topics from U
that shows ur creativity
keep it up
Well, it reminds me of TV Drama serial "Rent a Ghost" isnt it similar situation like this
and see what a pity, Ghosts also have Short sight or far sight problem and need Specs ( i mean glasses, OK) Why dont u do one thing, take them with you to optician and have them laser surgery. what u think
but i wonder what they want as they were playing with u hairs and toenails, seems to be -----
any way, be aware of
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
I just fixed an appointment with the Opthalmologist...
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@williamjisir (22819)
• China
23 May 09
Hello mimpi. It is a scary dream you had last night. It so happened that some of my students came to watch a ghost movie in my office after school. I did not watch together with them because some other students came to chat with me. But I heard them yell when the ghost in the movie appeared to kill someone. I kept telling them that there is no ghost and that it is only imaginary. They said that they just wanted the person in the movie to drive off it...
So mimpi, I hope that you are ok from the nightmare. Have a good dream tonight.
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
I am perfectly all right William. Thanks for your concern.
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@nanajanet (4436)
• United States
23 May 09
Have you ever just yelled at them to stop?
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
I didn't. Just gave benefit of doubt this being the first time but another time? They will have it!
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@Lindalinda (4111)
• Canada
23 May 09
He, he, I love your answer. I wonder what the ghosts would do with the turkey. In any case I noticed the person who posted the question is from India. Unless she studied British famous writers she will now not only be puzzled by the demands of the ghosts but the nagging question will also be who is Tiny Tim and the Cratchett family.
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Hey I am perfectly conversant with Cratchett Family, Dickens being an all time hit here...
@Jevendiran (778)
• India
24 May 09
R u joking? I hope u were dreaming. But anyway, scientifically speaking, ghosts need energy to survive. They take this energy from various sources like electricity, food etc. They take it especially from humans when they haunt someone. I learnt this from Discovery Channel!
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Don't tell me that Discovery Channel is featuring Ghosts and Spirits these days!!
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@Lindalinda (4111)
• Canada
23 May 09
You are joking, right? spirits do not need material things, spirits if they do exist would not know what do do with objects like glasses. If you have bad dreams like this why don't you seek some medical help. Sometimes these very realistic dreams are caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain. Please look after yourself.
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Hahaha....Of course I am joking!
Thanks for your concern.
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@riyasam (16556)
• India
23 May 09
you reminded me of the film DOSTANA where kiron kher tries to remove the bad spirits troubling her son abhishek bachan.now it would have been nice if wehad screws at all joints of the body.(this is one important reason,why i am petitioning,hope the bill will be passed at the earliast!)
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
23 May 09
Now you know why I got Lasik myself mimpi! They use to take my glasses all the time too. AND they'd mess up my hair so badly while I slept, that I'd wake up looking like I'd been electrocuted, or ravaged by Don King's barber! My advice? Buy yourself one of those plastic pairs of Groucho Marx glasses with the plastic nose and moustache on them. Leave them beside the bed so the ghosts can have access at all times. If you're ever going to actually see one of these ghosts, they may as well look funny when it happens! (Less scary this way too)
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Great idea James! You being an expert I should have resorted to you in the first place..
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@fodschwazzle (85)
• United States
24 May 09
Now you have problem. Not just howling, but also in with the prowling.
The first thing you need to know about ghosts is that they do like to touch. They like to touch so much. You will need two full rolls of duct tape, scissors, and a friend. Before bed, roll duct tape around the entire length of your body in reverse, sticky side out. That way, when the ghosts touch, they will stick to you. Be aware, if you have any skin exposed, even your eyeballs, they will just touch that instead. You will then enfold said ghost, and then selectively unravel yourself. Make sure that the ghost gets the brunt of the sticky layers, as this unraveling can be fairly messy.
The second thing you need to know, now that you have your trapped carpet-writhing ghost, is that ghosts do not like static electricity. Put on your socks. Drag your feet around the room until your hair feels strange. Touch the ghost, give the ghost a shock. If you cannot shock the ghost, zap the duct tape, that'll do too. If that'll not do, you're going to need a tesla coil. Plug that sucker in. Fzzz, ghost incapacitated.
Now that you have your unconscious ghost, drag it by the duct tape to the nearest garbage can. It takes a ghost a full week or more to revive from a really good shock. If need be, remember to go and zap them again jut before they recover. Then, deposit said ghost or ghosts into the garbage truck. Do not tell the garbage men that you are doing this. They will act suspicious because all garbage men are secretly in cahoots with the ghosts. You will see them drive away, completely unaware that they just hauled off a ghost, and your problems will be resolved. You may keep your specs.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
That's quite a job I am ready to do any thing for eradicating them. And if this works I will not need any shrink or ghostbusters from now on! You rock!
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@leenie50 (3992)
• United States
23 May 09
Hi Mim,
So who are these frisky little ghosts? Do you know aything about them? Did you know they were there before you moved in? How many are there? Can you see them? Sorry for all the questions Mim but I'm quite curious. Hugssssssss
leenie
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Your curiosity if perfectly justified. I think I know them. will confirm you on a second look, do not want to take names right now..
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@kelly10 (678)
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24 May 09
Seems a bit strange to be. As someone who is used to the spirit world after living in three haunted houses and had experiences at other places, it doesn't seem as if it was anything supernatural that you experienced. I think that you had a dream, or a nightmare really. What had you been watching on TV or reading for a few days before the event? Or had you had a conversation regarding ghosts? Things like these often affect what we dream and it is put down to lots of other things.
@bamrahkirti (1821)
• India
25 May 09
So you were sleeping with your specs on
I think the spirits might have got fascinated by your long black hair and long toe nails.I think they wanted to ask you the secrets of your black silky hair and nail.I think they came to know about the brand of shampoo you have been using for your long hair and the kind of pedicure you have been doing for your nails.
You have impressed the ghosts with your studious looks and charisma.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
You make me smile and feel beautiful Kirti. If that is it, I would love to share my secrets with them.
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@yoyozhou (356)
• China
24 May 09
Oh,you got a nigtmare. Did you watch horrigying movie before sleeping? You'd better not do that. I like horrifying movies and often watching such movies and sometimes I am so scared that I can not sleep.I am so cuirious about ghosts and sixth sense . But I don't think ghosts exist in the world. haha... have a nice day!
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
I think they like me a lot and think that I am their friend!
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@alokn99 (5717)
• India
23 May 09
Casper the friendly Ghost would be a nice guy to have around, but howling prowling ghosts ?? And after your glasses, hair and toe nails? They must have real impressed with those and must be wanting it for the annual ghost fashion awards 2009.
This is bad Mimpi, not knowing to what extent they would go to get those from you. Lasix may solve the eye problem, but the toe nails and hair ?
What do you do ?
Ghostbusters, Ghost repllent spray, incense sticks... shall i send this guy i know who thinks ghosts are scared of him ?.. Carries a broom and does things with eggs, don't know who's more scary though, him or the ghosts ?
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
That would be fine, if only they do not use brooms...
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@dpk262006 (58676)
• Delhi, India
26 May 09
Mimpi!
It is very simple, as you do not meet your Ghost friends during day time so they keep coming and keep disturbing you during night. You can convey them your displeasure about fiddling with your hair etc. and you may request them to take your permission before they come and start playing their pranks you. As far as learning their languauge is concerned, you can ask them to use sign languguage, till you learn their lingo
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
26 May 09
That's a good idea! I will have to practice a lot though.
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@dpk262006 (58676)
• Delhi, India
26 May 09
You may please take your own time to learn the sign language and in the meanwhile if the Ghost(s) happen to meet me, I'll request them to allow you some time to learn either their languauge or sign languauge.
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Thanks so much for sending my the angel. You are an angel yourself and your words mean so much. Be fine.
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@ellie333 (21016)
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23 May 09
Hi Mimipi, I have lived with naughty spirits on many an occasion and yes it can be very annoying, sometimes I do feel like I am under attack in y dreams but as I have never worn glasses this is one I haven't experienced yet! Huggles. Ellie :D
@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
25 May 09
Lucky you!! I wish to do without then forever...
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