sperm count ("joke time") / myLot

Philippines

June 6, 2009 9:17am CST

An 85-year-old went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar ans said,"take this jar home and bring back the semen sample tomorrow". The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a clean and empty as of the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:"Well doc, its like this-First i tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then i tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then i asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing". We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees but still nothing."The doctor was shocked!"You asked your neighbor?"The old man replied,"Yep, and no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

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6 responses

dmcollie

@dmcollie (217)

• United States

7 Jun 09

lol I really have to pass this on. Thanks so much

azumi_mazta

@azumi_mazta (61)

• Philippines

7 Jun 09

helo, thanks for appreciating it, enjoy laughing. have a good day!!

snowy

@snowy22315 (180699)

• United States

6 Jun 09

I think that was one of the best jokes that I have herd in awhile. I like jokes and I think there some out there thta are really pretty funny. Keep on telling them and you will get people to buy into them. Jokes are really great and are something that help to keep people entertained.

azumi_mazta

@azumi_mazta (61)

• Philippines

7 Jun 09

helo, thanks for appreciating it, enjoy laughing!! have a good day!!!

hellcowboy

@hellcowboy (7374)

• United States

9 Jun 09

This is a really good discussion,because humor is really important because it can be the difference between a good day,and a bad day,and if you are really down and sad then a good joke can make you smile,and make you happy again,and even if you are mad or angry,a good joke can make you laugh your anger right away,and I am sure that a lot of people liked this joke,and this was a really good joke,when I first started reading it,I was not expecting it to end the way it did,but I thought it was hilarious that it did,and it left me laughing for several minutes,and I always try to laugh each day,since people say that a laugh a day can keep the doctor away so if more people laughed than less people would hopefully have to visit the doctor and everyone would live longer,I will definitely share that joke with everyone I know and if you find anymore good jokes please share them with us,because you can never have enough good jokes,or at least that is my opinion,and I am sure there are a lot of people who agree with me,have a great day,good luck with your life,and all of your mylotting goals,and Happy Posting.