I fell into the Supermarket Freezer.

I am so sorry but I was reading this an got to the part where you said your skirt was up over your behind and you where staring a turkey right in the butt, thats when I started busting out laughing. I just had that mental picture in my head of the scene and I couldn't help it. One time while I was at the grocery store I dropped some baby food on the floor, mooshed up pears in a glass jar, while it was a complete accident I was very young and too embarressed to let the store mop up guy know it was me who did it. So I just shoved the glass out of anyone's way an walked on. Well I put the baby food jars that I hand't broken in my mom's cart she wanted me to go get some potatoes. Well I had to walk by the isle I made the mess in and to my eyes I see this drunk guy an old lady flopping around on the floor because they had fell from my mess being on the floor. There was a stock boy trying to help the poor guy up and the guy would grab the freezer doors and they would open then he would fall back down again back in the pears. I was so mortified I ran to my mom's cart and threw the spuds in it and siad I'm going to the car! Well when I ran out the doors a stray dog ran in and then that caused a big scene because people started laughing at the dog. THEN I get out to the car an notice my mom had locked the doors so I had to wait for her to get done, well she gets done an comes out I start slamming the groceries in the car and I fumbled the bag of onions an they go all over the ground so I am bent over chucking them in the car and I get in sit down slam the door and my mom points to the front of the car and I had left my purse on the hood! So I whip open the door causing the car pulling in next to us to slam on her breaks and grab my purse get back in the car and say let's go! On our way home mom says You never would have believed what happened after you left the store.....I said I know what happened who do you think dropped the pears the old drunk was wallowing in!? She laughed so hard about that I was still mad and I just wanted to go home. That happened about 22 yrs ago, and the baby food I was buying was for my oldest son. I have never forgotten that story and today I laugh everytime I think about it.

OMG you poor poor woman! How terrible that must have been for you and for your son who had to see you in that position! My gosh what a life you've led! No, so far nothing so crazy has happened to me, at least not that I can think of at the moment anyways.

That is just too too funny. I know it was not at time it happened but the story is just too funny. I have had something happen to me once. I was on the top rung of a ladder, now I know you are not suppose to get on that one. But I could not reach what I had to and there just was not another option for me. After I got up there I reached out to paint what I needed to and out went the ladder from under me. I landed on my bottom on the concrete sidewalk, it was slanted so the ladder apparently was not that stable. To add insult to injury I had a sun dress on and it went up over my head. I got up and to my embarrassment there was a man down the street a short ways just staring at me. Now mind you the bugger did not come to ask me if I was okay or anything, he just kept staring at me. I got the ladder up and got back on it to finish the job I had to do, despite my bottom being in serious pain... Everytime I looked down the road at this guy he was still staring at me. I guess he was waiting to see if I was going to fall again so he could get a look up my dress. I had splintered my tale bone in several places. That mishap left me in pain for months as you can imagine.

I saw your topic and it made me give a little laugh just at the images it conjured up in my mind. Then I opened your discussion and started reading. For some reason by the time I got to line five I was curious as to where you are from and checked. Well what do you know... now I know why I became so curious as to where you are from. Something just seemed to have struck a cord. I have no experience as hilarious as yours. Some experience that was. The closest I can remeber coming to such a an embarrasment was keeling over one day while running to get the school bus. My books went flying ahead of me while I skated on my stomach and came to an halt. Not before getting a nice bruising on my elbow. The school nurse thought it was a burn when I went to see her later that day. The good thing was that not many persons saw what happened but man was I embarrassed that it happened at all. Even now I have to shake my head and sometimes cover my face at the memory.....

That must have been an embarrassing situation for sure. I think that your husband's reaction was a bit cruel. I'm glad you were okay though, and left with your pride intact, for the most part. Atleast you had your son with you so you didn't have to call on a stranger to help pull you out of the freezer. I've had a few embarrassing moments, one of which was in elementary school when my shorts fell down while I was carrying a box. A guy that I kind of had a crush on was in front of me, and a class full of fourth graders were laughing at me!

wel this didn't happen at the store but it happened when my mom got out of the car and she had to go across the street to a building to talk to someone. And as I seen her stand at the end of the side walk she was waiting to cross the street when it was safe to and all of the sudden I didn't see her anymore not even her shadow. Then I finally see her and she was laughing and I asked her why she was laughing. I told her I seen her then she disopered. She told me she forgot about the big dip at the corner and fell in it then got back up laughing because so many people were watching that was all she could do. all I could do is laugh and ask her if she was ok.

Hello cynthiann, I am sorry.... I was laughing when I read your story. It never happens to me - something as funny as this. Again I am sorry to tell this - If I were your son and I am strong enough to pull you out, I will definitely run to help you but oh, my! I think I will blush when people ask and I have to tell them that it's my mother who fell into the freezer! Don't get me wrong here... at least I am better than your husband

Heh heh thanks for making me laugh! You poor thing, must have been painful and embarrassing! I stumble through life having accidents and calamities...just one of those people I think! I've done small things like setting the grill on fire by putting the suasages too hogh up and c lose to it and dropping my phone down the toilet, and big things like falling over my own feet and dislocating my knee cap - that was my worst clumsy incident!!

Once i had traveled to old Mexico. We attended a busy dog racing track. I had to use the restroom. Written in spanish i thought i knew the difference between mens and womens. Entering the one i thought was womens. I was surprized to see aline of urinals with men all lined up. Most of which had turned their heads to see me come in. Oh i was so embarrised. Once when my sister and i were going to the grocery store. As we were walking up to the main entrance we were deep in conversation. Soon i was deep in wet cement. I had not noticed the signs because of our conversation. It was summer so i was wearing sandles it was quite a mess. The guys that had just made the sidewalk were very angry at me.

IT WAS funny all over again. Hope u do well w/this discussion since i suggested u do this. . WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING.

Hey cynthiann! Again! I swear you just have to write a book! You have so many unbelievable stories to tell! And again this is just another one of the many! It is so funny, not that I'm sure you would have thought it was then or maybe even now! But, you have gotten yourself into the most unbelievable predicaments! If you wrote a book about some of these moments it would be a best seller! I am sure of it!

OH Cynthiann: HOw dreadfully awful for you!! but I can't help laughing as I try to picture this, you poor dear and in PUBLIC TOO!!! you should have gotten up out of the freezer and slapped the on-looker's!! the nerve of them just gawking at you and not helping!! and your husband...WTF??? Thanks for sharing the story, and I hope after all these years you can now laugh at the whole experience ( sorry) ...LOL!!! take care now and don't repeat history ok?? we here at ( mylot) loves ya no matter what you did back then or now ok??

It must have been horrible to be falling in such a way. I am bemused, but I really feel sorry for you too. I have had some real nasty falls and a couple of occasions in the public place too, but I guess i am too shy to share.

i can't believe the other customers didn't offer to help you. were they laughing at you.i would have had to laugh but i would have helped you out.i can't believe your husband didn't believe you.MEM!!!Glad you weren't hurt.

Oh geez Louise.... So no one helped you out besides your son? They are the ones who should be embarrassed! Did you say anything to management about poor placement of products? You could have really hurt yourself if you donged your head with frozen turkeys! I fell over once in the main street of Byron Bay which is in New South Wales in Australia. It's a really laid back, hippie town andit was raining. I was crossingthe road and I slipped on the white paint on the road. I was so embarrassed but so many people came to see if I was OK. You can read about my latest calamity in my post "Accident=lost tooth ouch".

NOpe.....I don't have a life filled with calamities! LOL....It is a very funny story however and I am glad you did share it with us! Your hubby could have been a bit more sympathic! LOL.....

Hi Cynthiann, No I have never done anything like this in a public place and reading this gave me a bit of a giggle and the fact that it is men at home tells me you wouldn't get the sympathy vote there eh! I think the most embarrassing thing that hapened to me in public was when I had stopped the car in a layby for a bite to eat and a drink and a gust of wind lifted my skirt right up over my head, doing a Marilyn Monroe but not the same figure LOL. Huggles. Ellie :D

I went up to visit my brother for weekend barbque we had a great time till Sunday came around I went to say bye to the horses and I fell in horse murer I had fell head to foot I had in hair as well. I had to stripe down so I could get it all off wash off. me my sister inlaw give me some clothes to wear back home.I just hope it's good luck. cd

This really produce a smile on my face. I'm just glad no harm had happened to you. Things like this do happen once in a while and maybe once in your whole lifetime. Just be extra careful next time.

WOW!! I would have been so embarrassed. The I would have sat back and laughed at myself. I haven't had anything quite as bad as that. One thing I did was at a wal mart though. I went to the bathroom and was wearing a dress. I was about 15 at the time. Well, I got halfway to the checkout before someone finally told me that my dress was tucked into my thong. That was pretty bad, I didn't even realize that I was what people were laughing at. I slip and fall a lot too but not usually into freezers lol.