Names for the bathroom?

United States
August 22, 2009 2:55pm CST
I know names for the bathroom vary by region & country so I want to know what you call the bathroom/toilet? The names that I can think of are: porcelain throne, the can, the john, rest room, bathroom, potty, toilet, lavatory....
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@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
22 Aug 09
hehe, cool subject :-P the throne, WC (water closet), men's(ladies) room, privy, "where even kings reach walking", "going to make a call". This your question reminds me of a joke: Once there was a international contest with this subject: A man finaly gets a date with the perfect woman. She is very classy, highly educated. Dating place is in a high class restaurant. At a certain moment HE must use the toilete and therefor must invent an "excuse". The winner was an englishman with the following phraze: "You will please excuse me for a minute, I must go shake hand with my best friend which I hope I will introduce you later tonight."
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• United States
22 Aug 09
OMG! That's hilarious & true at the same time!
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
22 Aug 09
rofl
• United States
22 Aug 09
Holly monkey, lol!
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
22 Aug 09
I was brought up to call it the loo. Other names i know are the bog, or the throne. Powder room or rest room is used out here or the 'ladies'. I cannot remember any more though. Oh yes, when I was a child we would say that we had to 'spend a penny' and that meant to use a toilet. The public toilets used to have a slot machine that you had to put a penny in before the door would open. Hence the expression.
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@Shar19 (8231)
• United States
23 Aug 09
I always just say bathroom. For my son though, I'll ask him if he has to go to the potty.
• United States
12 Oct 09
Yep that's what I say the most with having small kids. Or I always say hubby is on the throne again.
• United States
12 Oct 09
I call it the place to make mashed potatoes or the Bano. I know that's kinda gross but it's funny lol.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
11 Oct 09
Hi snugglebunnies, well over here in Greece the word for bathroom can get pretty confusing. It is 'banyo' which means bathroom but it also means bath as in the thing with taps on. Most people do not have a bath in the bathroom or anywhere else come to think of it which is just as well as one is often asked if one has been for a 'banyo' by which they mean a swim even though the word for swim is a completely differnt word. So for the less enlightened they would think someone was asking them if they had had a bath.
• United States
12 Oct 09
That would be confusing. Even moreso if the contest asked the person if they had taken a bath.
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
22 Aug 09
Here are the ones that I've heard, excluding the ones you mentioned above The piss pot Thunder mug Thunder jug The powder room The human washing machine Thunder alley The vomit comet The loo The crapper The sh!tt3r The poo pipe The privy The vomit vacuum The pool
• United States
22 Aug 09
Oh I forgot a few of those... crapper, shiotter, & powder room. You've got a few I've never heard of
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
22 Aug 09
My friend's mother had a plaque in her bathroom that talked about all the different names for it lmao
• United States
12 Oct 09
too funny! I just have a sign above ours that says "grand central station"
@dbabcook (388)
• United States
22 Aug 09
I have to say the primary term used by my parents was the Ivory Throne, but I have also heard it referred to as a Lu (not sure of the spelling on that one). In my opinion, the batheroom is the bathroom. Thank you for the post and have a great day.
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@AmbiePam (92828)
• United States
24 Aug 09
I am answering from my e-mail, so I can't see what other people have written. Besides the ones you have listed, I can think only of loo.
• United States
23 Aug 09
bathroom.unless you have to throw up,then it's "go driving the porcelain bus" our teachers insisted we call it "the lavatory" though,which i thought was ridiculously formal.
• United States
12 Oct 09
never heard of the porcelain bus unless there was a line for use perhaps?
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
22 Aug 09
From my kids' point of view: Ages 0-3 was Potty 3-5 was The Bathroom 5-8 was The John 8-12 it was The Head (military mode) 12-16 "Gotta Whiz" "The Dump" (referring to #2) 16-now "The Reading Room"--Family friendly mags only!
• United States
12 Oct 09
*LOL* about the reading room! That's the only place other than online I get to read anything that's above a 1st grade reading level ;0)
@prinzcy (32305)
• Malaysia
23 Aug 09
Bathroom is bathroom, room to shower and toilet is for that business. Usually I'll address the toilet as gents or ladies as the sound more polite. Potty sound childish, no offense to anyone using it. I don't really wear make up in the bathroom as I mirror in my bedroom so there's no way I'll be calling it make up and powder room. Besides, the light isn't bright enough. I don't feel satisfied.
@mimiang (3760)
• Philippines
12 Oct 09
some call it the throne or trono.some people call it kasilyas
@letsee77 (224)
• United States
22 Aug 09
I think everyone here has covered everything I've ever heard and then some. It's not really a name for the bathroom but we used to have a house guest that liked to drink and if he was in the restroom and you aked, my boyfriend would say "he's in the throne room praying to the porcelain god." Lol
• United States
12 Oct 09
I hope he cleaned up after he was done "praying".... sometimes folks can get messy.
22 Aug 09
Hi I have a few for you:Bog Loo Sh*t house outhouse privvy le toilette carzy throne room The pan Pee pot crapper chamber house chambers potty ladies room gents little boys room lav the dunny
@Jathop3 (42)
• United States
22 Aug 09
WC, that's how we call it back in Indonesia. Don't ask me why, I never know the history behind that.