Flying Naked............
By Sparks
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
Regina, Saskatchewan
September 7, 2009 1:54am CST
I have given up the suitcase.
I've decided that my Lady Godiva wig which reaches to my ankles, is really quite thick and luxurious and enough cover to travel in with a belt cinching it around my waist. Oh, and bright red lipstick so people focus on my cute pouty mouth....
So except for my 'hair', I'm flying naked in the heart of white collar country.
I will commandeer a Mountie's horse when I get to the big city of Toronto and ride down University Avenue to the cheers of the crowd and the sound of vehicles smashing into each other as they pull over (and into parked cars) to let me pass. They will give me the keys to the city and put me in the paper, and if I'm very lucky, NOT in jail or a psych ward! LOL
Then I'll use James credit card to buy me a whole new designer wardrobe to bring home to show off to all the ladies in my little town, who are too old to look cool in designer duds anymore.
Would you fly naked if you had someone else's credit card and a shopping spree to look forward to?
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
Hope it made you giggle! LOL
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@moondancer (7431)
• United States
7 Sep 09
LOL, Now that would be a sight...sure why not. I am a modest person but to have a new wardrobe...yes, yes, yes...I would. LOL
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@moondancer (7431)
• United States
7 Sep 09
That sounds so good. Knowing me and how I am though I'd feel guilty about using someone elses money, lol.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Me too, as we've learned! LOL But James is the generous type..............RIGHT JAMES? LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Then come with me my dear and we'll shop till we drop! LOL
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
7 Sep 09
hmm..
is possible bail included?
it would suck to have to use the card to get out of jail for bein' nakeds.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
So are my discussions! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
James cared has no limits! LOL But yeah it would suck to have to give up some designer duds for bail money. ROFL
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@zed_k4 (17589)
• Singapore
8 Sep 09
You know what.. I'm like you too. I fore-go the suitcase anytime. Didn't like it much anyway. I just take a small bag pack, stuff a shirt or two and 2 pants or so, and that's it. Others I would buy over there. I'll only bring my mini toiletries around, like toothbrush and all, but not the details like shampoo and soap because that could be gotten in the hotel and stuff. I like the adventure of not knowing what might happen. It is part and parcel of the thrill of traveling and I totally go with the idea of 'less is more' here. LoL.. I don't mind a mini shopping spree because it's not always that we get to go traveling and becoming the actual tourist. I kinda like the sound of it. So you know where I stand on this.. 
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
It's fun to have a great mind...................LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
Handsome, if you ever come to Canada, we gotta tour the country together. We've so much in common and I could show you places that would blow your mind! LOL
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@mcelhenney (481)
• United States
7 Sep 09
Hi, sparx
Sounds like fun,except for the flying part..I have never been on an airplane.I do not likes height's..The ride on the horse sounds great except I am too old,"LOL",so does the new wardrobe..I will be waving ~~~ as you ride through the town on your mighty steed..
Blessing's to you..I hope you have a safe trip...I hope all will be o.k. with your son and I will pray that the cancer has not returned..May God be with you and your son and let His love and healing hands surround both of you until you are well again.
Love,
Martha
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
I'll post about my adventures when I get back.........
Thanks for the kind thoughts Martha. You take care of yourself while I'm gone ok?
You and moonbeam are very important to me.
@moondancer (7431)
• United States
7 Sep 09
Yes, you are right of course. You even have to take off sandals...uh can we hide anything in sandals...only if we glue it to our feet I do believe.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Which I'd like to borrow by the way.....................LOL
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
7 Sep 09
I would have to do the world a favor and say no, I won't be flying naked anytime soon..But at least with that credit card you can get two new suitcases and charge the extra fees onto the card. I live in a small town but we do have a Fashion Bug,Kohl's,Peebles..Maurice's which are the best our town has to offer but also the costliest..but I guess that doesn't matter when it is someone else's card..So Spend till it reaches it Max limit and hopefully it is at least 5,000 or more. So shop till your hearts content. They say a beautiful lady will get out of anything..so I say if you can do the wig thing go for it..
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
7 Sep 09
Well, lets just say...when god made me he was in his phase of more is always better and so I ended up with extra stuffing..and so it would take a 5 gallon bucket of bondo to get rid of all the lumps and dips..
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
7 Sep 09
Cute pouty mouth? Jeez sparky, we've been over this 1,000 times already..... It's cute POTTY mouth! 
Did you receive the credit card I sent you yet? I addressed it to "Not a snowball's chance in hell Street, Yerkiddingyerselfville" a few days ago? I'd fly naked just for the chance to be able to tell people that I'd flown naked. No other incentives would be required!
Did you receive the credit card I sent you yet? I addressed it to "Not a snowball's chance in hell Street, Yerkiddingyerselfville" a few days ago? I'd fly naked just for the chance to be able to tell people that I'd flown naked. No other incentives would be required! 2 people like this
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
JAMES! You Indian giver you! Pout, pout, pout!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL
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@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
8 Sep 09
Ok sparks..go for it but don't expect me to join ya. lol I'll even provide the broom.
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@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
8 Sep 09
Only thing I'm scared of is flying. lol I don't mind heights at all as long as I'm not moving 1000' above solid ground.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
LOL. Thanks. Gee whiz there are a lot of scaredy cats here! ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Now Gabs.................you know how I love a good time! ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Got that right! LOL Poor Gabs thinks I'd really do it! ROFL
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
7 Sep 09
hi sparky wow naked like Lady Godiva with a long flowing wig'wellyuou wou ld certainly draw a lot of attention.sounds good to me and if
getin the paper I will be sure to read all about it. he he he
'oh no I would like to with the credit card and shopping spree to'look forward to but I cannot be responsible for all who wou ld run
'screaming in horror down the street as they saw my bare hefty'body with my large boobs bouncing all over the street. I would probably have ripe rotten tomatoes thrown at me.2 people like this
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
I'll 'field' any tomatoes they throw at you Hatley. Can you imagine? What a pair we'd make riding down the street on the back of a horse together! ROFL
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
Oh you are SUCH a diva! LOL
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@commanderxo (1494)
• Canada
8 Sep 09
No, I wouldn't fly naked, or even use another person's credit card for that matter...but, you could be the leading headliner in the city's Gay Pride Parade with the Lady G "outfit". Then, for sure, Mayor David Miller would give you the keys to the city...perhaps even a seat on city council!
cdrxo
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
I'd take the seat. Lady G rode bareback! ROFL
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@commanderxo (1494)
• Canada
9 Sep 09
Good! Take the Mayor's seat. He doesn't seem to be doing too much with it lately, anyway.
cdrxo
@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
7 Sep 09
I’d love to have someone else’s credit card and I would definitely enjoy a shopping spree. James hasn’t noticed that you’ve got it yet Hee..Hee...Hee... Flying naked sounds like the way to go, I don’t have a Lady Godiva wig otherwise I would join you...Shame...
Flying naked sounds like the way to go, I don’t have a Lady Godiva wig otherwise I would join you...Shame...2 people like this
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
7 Sep 09
No I wouldn't and I hope you are not serious I really do and I am saying this because I know you would be geek enough to do this I do not want to hear that you have been arrested or in the Straight Jacket so do me a Favor, at least wear an outfit and still buy a new Wardrobe when you get there, even if you just wear a Bikini that will do 
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Yes Mom. I will wear a flesh colored body suit under my hair! ROFL
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
7 Sep 09
Well if all else fails, you have a costume already for Halloween...
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@arkaf61 (10881)
• Canada
7 Sep 09
If I had someone elses credit card and a shopping spree to look forward to, I would even take off the wig LOL
I think you're making a sound decision. I always like to travel light myself and when I can I also prefer to buy something when I reach my destination.But I haven't tried the wig approach yet, maybe it's a good time to start :):)
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
A real woman would do ANYTHING for designer duds right? ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Be proud of those scars Elic. I'll show you mine if you'll show the world yours! ROFL
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@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
7 Sep 09
LOL, SPARKS ARE YOU HITTING THE BOTTLE?? U CRAZY GIRL , WHAT A CUTE DISCUSSION. TO answer your question NO, i would not fly period naked or dressed.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
You can live vicariously through me then my Lady! LOL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
Well through me, you can have the fun and excitement without the work. Can't ask for better than that! ROFL Higgles............
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
7 Sep 09
Will do, i know u have more fun & excitement than i do, thank heavens.
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@tamarafireheart (15384)
•
7 Sep 09
Hi sparky,
My dear spkarks, I would cleare the town away if I had done that, but with you. you'll have everyone clamouring to see you and flash bulbs will be going off and will be a news flash all over the tv, just think with James credit card you won't need to worry about packing suitcases as you will have several cases, they will all wanting to carry them for you. Lol what fun. Love and hugs.
Tamara
xxxxx
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
7 Sep 09
I always wanted to be famous Tamara, and I rather think this might just do it! ROFL
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@happy6162 (3001)
• United States
8 Sep 09
No, I would not fly naked if I had someone else credit card. I am just a shy person at heart and could not even think of doing that.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
8 Sep 09
I'm shy too. That's why I'm wearing a wig! LOL
