Slow Down
@cute_missmary (3866)
United States
November 15, 2006 10:13am CST
One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!' "Why not" said the officer. "Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its almost the same." "But you did not stop" replied the officer, "and the sign says STOP." "But the way was clear and it was safe" replied the motorist. The officer then pulls out his batton and starts hitting the motorist. "What are you doing!" yells the motorist in surprise. "Do you want me to slow down or stop" says the officer.
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@sudhir60875 (223)
• India
20 Jan 07
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@whitematter (501)
• India
23 Dec 06
ha ha, now handle this one
Hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit seats in the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.
A wolf passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick in order to kill the bear.
- ???
A vixen passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick in order to kill the bear.
- ???
The bear passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick and bull beep ing.
@chancesare (77)
• United States
22 Dec 06
I've heard it before, but still got a good chuckle from it. Thanks.
