Paris Hilton Pulls Excuse from the COPS Playbook

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I've been watching COPS for years now. I love seeing idiots getting busted because they're idiots, and then taking their idiocity to an even higher level of idiotism by allowing their idiotic behavior to be televised to a global audience........IDIOTS! But some of the greatest moments come when these "geniuses" try to get out of being caught with some outrages but sometimes creative excuse. My favorite is when the guy, trying to explain his addiction to drugs exclaimed, "I've had a birth defect since the 5th grade"...........yeah........let that one sink in for a minute..... And no matter how drunk or messed up somebody is, when asked how much they've had to drink, the answer is ALWAYS 2 beers. They could be in an upside down car at the bottom of a ravine with cases of empty cans falling out of their car......but they've only had 2 beers. But another popular excuse is the "not mine" excuse........"It's not my house"..."It's not my car"..."It's not my wallet." One guy busted with weed in his pocket even claimed they weren't his pants. Now even socialite party girl, Paris "I'm rich and famous just because my great grandfather was Conrad Hilton" Hilton has gone ahead and used this latter excuse to explain away her latest "DUH" moment. In case you've been under a rock this weekend, Paris and her boyfriend Cy Waits were pulled over here in Vegas Friday night after a motorcycle policeman, following his nose, traced the source of a "vapor trail" of marijuana to a Cadillac Escalade occupied by Waits and Ms. Hilton. Waits was charged with a D.U.I. but Paris was not charged with anything...however, by this time a large crowd had gathered around the scene. So Paris asked Metro if they could move the "party" inside the Wynn Resort for privacy reasons. It was at this point Paris, because your lips just can't ever be shiny enough in the presence of law enforcement, pulled a tube of lip balm from her purse. And this is when, possibly due to some pesky price tag adhesive, or possibly some stray nose goober, a small bindle of cocaine fell out onto the table in front of all those nice guys with the shiny gold badges. But of course Paris had a completely logical explanation......yep.......it WASN'T her purse. Perhaps it was her lip balm......she was getting ready to put it on her lips after all......but just not her purse. So ladies.......this question is for you. Do you have any funny or memorable stories about being out on the town ALL day and ALL night only to discover you'd been carrying around somebody else's purse the entire time? Guys, ever reach into your pocket only to discover they're not your pants?