Favorite spongebob quotes.
@BrettRegistre (88)
United States
January 22, 2011 6:33pm CST
Hey everyone im doing this because I love to hear people tell me about spongebob crazy self. So lets get started, here are some of my favorite quotes and scenes....
Spongebob: Want to see me run over to that rock..... wanna see me do it again. Lol
Patrick: Ok so Patrick left a big piece of paper as a note on his house for spongebob to read it said " dear spongebob went to the store to get more big pieces of paper uhh oh yea happy leafericson day Ahhengehanga! LMAO
15 responses
@NerdyAwesomeSauce (109)
• United States
23 Jan 11
Theres so many to pick from! I would say the one from the episode where they go into Sandy's tree dome during her "hibernation" and they're in the snow hitting each other saying "I'M DIRTY DAN!" "NO I'M DIRTY DAN" and it goes on forever :). My and my friends still go around sometimes argueing which one of us truely is dirty dan...
@BrettRegistre (88)
• United States
23 Jan 11
Thats was a great episode, what about doodle bob lol, the part were he says something and spongebob didn't hear him clearly so he breaks it down for him and says it slowly. That was another great episode, I have to thank the writers for doing such a wonderful job with the script.
@BrettRegistre (88)
• United States
23 Jan 11
Yea that was a good one right there, how about when mr.krabs chopped the burgers up to make the pizza in the first place. He should win manager of the month every month, thats a real ceo thinking type of krab right there if i ever seen one.
@cnancejr (5)
• United States
8 Jul 11
I love spongebob... Here is one of my favorites-
Squidward- Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick- What's claustrophobic?
Spongebob- It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward- No it doesn't
Patrick- Hohoho (giggles)
Spongebob- Stop it patrick you're scaring him.
Patrick- Hohoho
@foxontherails (236)
• Japan
14 Jul 11
Patrick: You're yellow, and you know what else is yellow?
SpongeBob: What is?
Patrick: YOU ARE!
Squidward (impersonating SpongeBob): If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
Both of these quotes are from Naughty Nautical Neighbors - it was an early episode, some time at the start of the Century.
@jady010 (156)
• India
8 Feb 11
I love Spongebob squarepants cartoon show and like to watch it's funny episodes online at http://spongebob-squarepants-episodes.download-tvshows.com on my every weekend. as it always laugh me with showing awesome funny adventure and fantasy stuffs. My favorite Quote from the series is:
Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner!!
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir? May I take your...
Squidward: *slaps patrick* Alright, I've heard enough!
That was my most favorite funny Quote from the series.
@watergirl (567)
• Philippines
4 May 11
In the movie when spongebob is on his way to the krusty krab, he sings "I'm ready, promotion!" but when Mr. Krabs appoints Squidward as manager, spongebob goes home singing sadly "I'm ready, depression..."
@sweetme329 (500)
• Australia
22 May 11
Awww...You totally refreshed my childhood memories.
Here's a good one,
Mr. Krabs: No, don't shoot!
(again)
Ok shoot me, but don't take me money!
OMG! How i love Mr.Krabs!
@krizzamarie (27)
• Philippines
22 May 11
I love watching spongebob. I got this quote from Mr. Krabs and Squidward which I think is inspiring and can be applied in real life. I dont know if these are the right words 'coz I can't anymore remember the words exactly but the thought goes like these.
Squidward : Why do today what you can put off tomorow?
Mr. Krabs: do it today because today is yesterdays tommorow. :)
@RebelBandGeek12 (129)
• United States
24 Jun 11
My favorite Spongebob quote really isn't a quote at all, it's more like moments. There was one moment where Squidward played the clarinet well for about a bar of music for an episode. Since I am a clarinetist, I find the clarinet humor funny, but when Squidward actually played without squawking for once, I stood up and cheered. I felt so proud. Also, pretty much the entire episode "Squidward in Clarinetland" made me laugh my butt off. Look up the speedy episode on youtube.
