Golden Girls Quotes
By Tammy
@tammys85 (30200)
Baltimore, Maryland
January 26, 2011 1:44am CST
I am a big fan of The Golden Girls! I love just sitting back, relaxing....and laughing. :)
I thought it would be fun to share a few quotes from the show. Everyone can reply (as much as you would like) with funny and memorable quotes from The Golden Girls.
I'll start....
Sophia: Jealously is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless.
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
Blanche (to Sophia): My mistake, I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise.
Rose: I had an imaginary friend, but he'd never tell me his name.....
I'll stop at a few. I can always reply and add more later. :)
1 response
@tammys85 (30200)
• Baltimore, Maryland
28 Jan 11
Since someone responded, I want to add a few quotes. :)
Sophia: I need money for all my old age.
Dorothy: Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.
Rose: My mother always used to say "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana".
Dorothy: Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?
Dorothy: You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Rose: Well I'm off...
Sophia: Totally.
Sophia: Your heart is in the right place, Rose. But I don't know where the hell your brain is.
Blanche: I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Ah your first kiss was in the rain.
Blanche: No it was in the shower!
Blanche: I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man! In a library. On a Saturday. Unless he's cute. And drives a nice car.....Amen.
Stan: Hi, it's me...Stan!
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