Smelly Farts

@missybear (11391)
United States
May 8, 2011 5:34pm CST
How come when you fart it smells goodbut when others fart around you it stinks?.
16 responses
• China
9 May 11
Everyone has the habit that he can forgive himself but cannot accept something from the others.In fact farts from anyone never smell good!
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
I haven't smelled a good one yet
@missybear (11391)
• United States
24 May 11
Besides my own of course
• China
9 May 11
You thought it's a good one when you smelt yours.
@mantis36 (4219)
• Philippines
17 Aug 11
i can truly answer that by nyahahahahahaha rolling on the floor laughing out loud
@missybear (11391)
• United States
18 Aug 11
I'm glad I could make you laugh, everybody needs a good laugh at least once a day.
@mantis36 (4219)
• Philippines
18 Aug 11
thanks @missybear hehehe
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
10 May 11
Do you poo jellybeans like the easter bunny too?
@missybear (11391)
• United States
11 May 11
Skittles
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
18 May 11
The last few years, since I moved here, mine are so bad, I have to leave the room when I do it. Sadly, I cannot escape.
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
19 May 11
I eat the same types of foods and the majority of those are processed rather than raw so not necessarily indigenous to the area. I thought it was maybe the water...the water supply is from underground here but them I realised I don't drink the local water but fresh rainwater instead. It has to be something to do with moving and living here though.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
19 May 11
What are you eating differently than before, that may have something to do with it
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@asliah (11137)
• Philippines
25 May 11
hi, i hate to smell fart especially when it is bad smell,its so disgusting because of the smell.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
26 May 11
It's not exactly like perfume but sometimes you just have to let one go no matter where you are.
@ajk111 (2495)
9 May 11
your own farts are formed by osmosis of the keratoum which result in a smell similar to your octobuxum which controls your endorphins. This means they smell attractive to you but not any forign antimatter, ie other people. Scientists in the Ukraine conducted tests and discovered that to ensure true love from your partner you must hold their head under the duvet when you have farted and over a period of time they will learn to worship the sickly aroma. i hope this has helped you thesis that you are writing for your Ba in "doctor of applied sphincter trauma" no need to thank me it was a pleasure passing on my esteemed knowledge.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
Thanks for the info Dr. AJK, you seem to be a fart expert
@ajk111 (2495)
9 May 11
any further information needed then don't hesitate to write to me at the following address: Dr AJK Professor of advanced bullsh1t the University of Barlinnie Ward 23 South Asylum Mexico
@vesuvius (1677)
• Philippines
9 May 11
Interesting post, really. I've been asking that question inside my mind thinking I'm not supposed to blurt it out cause it's gonna sound ridiculous. LOLs Well my guess is that the "control-part" of our brain tells our "smell-part" of the brain: "Hey you this system is about to expel some waste gas! Don't over react once you sense it it's just from within our territory!" ...and then that makes you feel your fart smells just fine - not necessarily good-smelling. LOLs.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
Never thought of it that way
@SangsTurks (1444)
• India
9 May 11
Your discussion made me laugh! I have never thought that my fart smells good, its just that our nose is more accoustomed to our smell and takes a dislike for others smelly fart. What a thoughtful topic though!
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
Thanks, and I think you're right about you're answer. We used to our own smelly farts which when others do it we get grossed out.
• United States
9 May 11
I have wondered about this time and time again. I think all farts stink including my own. But my husband always says his don't stink they smell like perfume. Don't he wish. His drives everyone out of the house for a few hours yet he can stand it. I swear his nose has no sense of smell. Most likely from all of the years of smelling them I would imagine. But as far as I am concerned all farts stink including our own.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
My honeys don't exactly smell like rose either but he thinks they don't smell...men
@wiggles18 (2506)
• Canada
9 May 11
It all depends on the foods you eat. Foods that contain higher amounts of sulphur in them will smell more- eggs, peanuts, meat etc...
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
Interesting
@thatgirl13 (7294)
• South Korea
9 May 11
haha no it doesn't!! even if it's yours!!! lol
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
You don't know that for sure
@Judewang (93)
• Malaysia
9 May 11
Ha!Ha! It's a funny question albeit interesting that you asked. Well, for discussion sake, I think it's something personal to the one who claims that his/her fart "smells good". But I don't think so... Fart is Fart and no fart "smells good" because it contains a small amount of hydrogen sulfide gas and the "stinky" elements are made up of nitrogen-rich compound called skatole and indole - the two elements that makes fart smelly. As such, I would rather say that the stench is "tolerable" because it comes from his / her own body and that he or she can't do anything about it.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
You seem to know quite a bit about farts
@katrinapaz (2436)
• Philippines
9 May 11
haha! this is a funny discussion and in fairness this has made me think :) I think our own farts smells good because it is our own. as they say, love your own :)
@missybear (11391)
• United States
10 May 11
That's funny and true
• United States
9 May 11
When you fart your pretty much used to your own smell. Your body usually produces the same variety of smells. So when some one else smells your fart they're not really used to it and think it smells really bad. It's all up in the brain I think.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
Makes sense to me
@_sketch_ (5742)
• United States
8 May 11
Ummmm I've never heard this before. I think all farts stink. Maybe you have magical rainbow farts, but I think you are the only one. Do you eat a lot of skittles?
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
No skittles, lots of cheese though
@BlueGoblin (1829)
• United States
9 May 11
All farts smell bad but your own farts are bearable because you're not disgusted by yourself as much as you are other people. I think we also have our own distinct farts and we are used to our own farts but other people are not. that is only thing i can come up with. Perhaps someone else will have a better answer to your fart question.
@missybear (11391)
• United States
9 May 11
I think you're on to something there