Evil Plot Unveiled

Must have been a conspiracy, you need to tell us the brand so we can avoid the wet pants and wet mouse situation. Am I safe because I don't drink any type of colas.

What about the evil plot to pull numbers out of thin air just so the answer to the problem I am working on is wrong??? Remember dawn, evil lurks around every corner, even in math, which will make your 10AM flight out of here at 9PM two nights ago..

Oh my, I have no idea why someone decided to target you with this bomb, but I would not except soda's from unknown persons any time soon if I were you - even better if you only brought them from home from now on...

I have also been the victim of this plot I always point the can away from me when opening, just make sure no one you like is with you.

As David Letterman says, if we get pissed off, the terrorists win! Anyway, I've been a victim of one of those a while back. But it was on a camping trip. Just friend handing out sodas while snickering. Thankfully the lake was not far away, so it was a quick clean. I did get back at one of them that dinner time.

Exploding soda - may be due to manufacturing defect. do no attribute everything to terrorism. Anyhow I am sorry u were put into difficulties. Hope u are alright now. good day.

oh my I can see it all

i always knew something was up with the red label that c*ke had. red is commie. c*ke had a red label. commie is c*ke and c*ke is commie.

They're probably the same ones responsible for my exploding tea! I'd love to know who is behind this because I was also unable to figure out to whom I should report this. (That sounds kinda stuck up, huh? Sorry, it's the English major in me. How about, I was also unable to figure out who to report it to.) I ended up sticky but not pissed off. I was, uh, umm, how about incredulous? Yeah, I was too busy being incredulous to feel pissed off. How the heck does tea expolode? I can almost understand how soda might explode because of the carbonation. There's most likely someone behind the scenes whose job it is to shake those cans and bottles until purchased by the unsuspecting consumer. But, tea??? Yeah, mine exploded while I was a passenger in my husband's truck, before we were married. A nice, leisurely drive in the mountains turned into a very wet and sticky mess, all because I had the audacity to take a drink from my bottle of tea. After placing the bottle back down in my lap, there was a sudden gush of tea straight up, right in my face. Needless to say, I don't drink tea from bottles anymore. Maybe you should give that same thought to sodas.

It could be just that easy. And you never know which is going to exploid. Just watch the enemy and see what they drink and then put some toxin or something in it. That would work. Get them where they live! I would not report it at all. I would use it to my best advantage.

I have been the butt of this event often. But I suspect that there are often others involved. It's a plot of some kind and can sure ruin an hour or two of your day. The way to discover the plotters is to listen carefully after the event for that hidden giggle, not the loud laughter which is sure to follow any observation but the hidden one. After all who knows who had the opportunity to shake that can prior to you getting your hands on it. They may have even had music to go along. Oh well such are the trials and trubulations of life. Blessings

What flavor was it

Why are my notifications in my spam folder? :( Now, I have a better idea. Ever heard of like deserves like? Try chewing gum on favorite clothes may be.

Way to start of the morning... Actually that happened to me this weekend, my son to failed to tell me that he had dropped the can of soda on his way before bringing it to me. The can looked fine, normally when you drop it, it tends to pop-out toward either the bottom or the top, well apparently this one didn't. So when I opened it, and luckily I was in the backyard, it popped and sprayed everywhere, my husband even got soaked. My son just stood there and laughed, he honestly didn't know that would happened, but I still got a bit upset and asked him why he didn't tell me he had dropped the can. After a minute later we just laughed and I went straight into the shower, to wash my hair and body that soda went literally everywhere. I am just glad it didn't happen inside the house.

I think it is a conspiracy... Yesterday I had a bottle of Tiger Malt... had a few swigs, put it down and five seconds later it was foaming out of the bottle! Luckily, I managed to get my mouth over the bottle opening quickly enough that I only got a few drops on the coaster.

hi dawn wow what a way to start the day. Well at least you will not have sticky fingers from a sticky keyboard. But my oh my the E.S.S. board should be sending a representative with dry clothes and some damp towels, after all the Exploading Sodas Savior board is there in our Gov., solely to help the victims of exploding sodas. lol lol. Sp Dawn do go dial ESS etc to get a person to come rescue you from that dratted exploding soda. One will come to help you get cleaned up, and one to soothe and comfort your pissed off emotions. lol lol

They'll stop at nothing! Their last attack on me was ill fitted to go cup lids from McDonalds! They know I'll always come back for that strawberry lemonade! It's a trap...and the strawberry stains your clothes too!

This reminds me of something that happened to me about a year ago. We were going to one of Kathryn's swim meets and I had put a can of soda in my purse so that I would have something to drink during the meet. Well, I notice that something is dripping out of my purse. Of course, it was the soda, it had exploded, soaking everything that I had in my purse. So, I didn't have anything to drink and even worse, during the swim meet I had to guard my possessions as I had them laid out so that they would be able to dry.

Yeap, it's them bloody terrorists, alright, ready and able to put in all their effort to make us infidels' lives just plain miserable. A new trend has started with the new management of al-Qaida (who I hear is a micro-manager and is very meticulous) who has taken over all the pop factories of the world, and injected with special carbon stuff that'll spray you each time you open a can of pop.

Well that is something. I've had them explode too. My mountain Dew exploded last night but it only got my clothes wet not my computer. I dropped it and then opened it. Not a good thing to do.