whats your favourite one liner?????

Many one liners! As useful as a chocolate teapot! Rare as rocking horse sh*T! Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery! Couldn't run a circus/madhouse! Bulls*IT baffles brains Some people end up going into a barrelful of s*it and come up smelling roses, i go into a pool of t*Ts and come up sucking my thumb! Posh people impressions like "hello phillip lets go play polo!" "Oh these people peopel smell don't they!" I usually do that on a tube or act like a chav moron/football holligan! Later impresisons down the page! RAh RHah Rhah hRah when the FBI are ever on south park, ususally do this when someone is boring me! I am cornholio and i need pee pee for my bung hole! Beavis from Beavis and Butthead Matt Dammon from Team America I'm Rick James *****! from Dave Chappele show Wot! Yeah! Little John form Dave chappele show Duran Duran, Missing Persons! john cougar melloncamp from Mylo's song "'I'm a lover not a fighter" form The girl is mine by Michael Jackson "Yeah yeah yeah" Carl form Aqua Teen hunger Force "Oh yeah" and "Peter that is the biigest lie you got from your ***!" "Curse you woman" Kool aid guy and the latter Brian, latter agin stewie from family guy O silly me- from some mothers do ave em! U plonker! and "lovely jubbly" from only fools and horses Also some cockney saying like "alrite mate" "hows it going" "what you been up to then!" "what's your problem" and the like! All done like a NF front guy, Impressions of foreign people scottish, irish, french, italien, nigerian , jamican the list goes on and Sayings from He-Man like Remember folks when playing with weapons you may get hurt until next time (the advice thing!) , Dangermouse (david jason impresisons) and the list goes on