huanghaozi

@huanghaozi (1472)

Egypt • Age 34

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I love these jokes..:)

emisle @emisle (3822) • Ireland 6 Jan 07

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were sentenced to execution by firing squad. When Paddy Englishman was brought into the yard to be shot, he shouted "Earthquake!" The firing squad dropped their guns and ran...

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huanghaozi Texas Chili Contest For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park. The notes are...

22 Feb 07

jokes...do u crack jokes?????????

tariqnawaz @tariqnawaz (351) • India 7 Jan 07

i m not able to do it....r u doing it regularly...

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huanghaozi Texas Chili Contest For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park. The notes are...

22 Feb 07

Laugh Please!!

saibal06 @saibal06 (2575) • India 7 Jan 07

A girl got pregnant. Her dad asks:-" Who has made you pregnant?"The Girl replies:" Dad, if you eat 15 bananas a day, can you tell which one has made you fat?"

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huanghaozi Texas Chili Contest For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park. The notes are...

22 Feb 07

can you share your great jokes with me

gary87 @gary87 (129) • India 6 Jan 07

i am a great lover of good jokes but. so post some of your jokes and make us laugh. it doesn't matter a bit whether they are veg or otherwise. just give a go and make giggles your strength

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huanghaozi Johnny, a very bright 5 year old, told his daddy he'd like to have a baby brother and, along with his request, offered to do whatever he could to help. His dad, a very bright 35 year old, paused for a moment and then replied, " I'll tell you what, Johnny, if...

22 Feb 07

Laughter is the best medicine

piyush_1990 @piyush_1990 (288) • India 7 Jan 07

Lets be a little humorous Let us All share some joke with each other CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! These are Boys ads taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and...

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huanghaozi A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a petshop to look for a Baptist dog. They asked the owner,...

22 Feb 07

Sardar Joke

ygkchaitu @ygkchaitu (387) • India 21 Feb 07

A man came into an office and said "Oye Banta Singh, your daughter had met with an accident!!" Suddenly there was glass breaking sound. A Sardar who heard this had broken the glass and jumped out of the window from 13th...

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huanghaozi Real Men Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives. 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human...

22 Feb 07

Japan's central bank raises key interest rate a quarter point to 0.5%

huanghaozi @huanghaozi (1472) • Egypt 21 Feb 07

By Yuri Kageyama, Associated Press TOKYO — Encouraged by signs of robust economic growth, Japan's central bank raised its benchmark interest rate a quarter point to 0.5% Wednesday, judging that price stability and consumer...

consumer price index

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Iran, militias could gain from British pullout

huanghaozi @huanghaozi (1472) • Egypt 21 Feb 07

By Rick Jervis, USA TODAY BAGHDAD — Britain's planned reduction in its force in southern Iraq could empower Iran and lead to more bloodshed between rival Shiite Muslim groups, analysts warned Wednesday. The area around Basra...

security company

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What do you about this intelligent student?

swarn47 @swarn47 (1706) • India 7 Jan 07

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Boy, what is ur problem? Boy,I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in third grade and I am smarter than her so I should be in 3rd...

intelligent student

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huanghaozi Saying The Right Thing Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad...

21 Feb 07

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STARBUCKS! HA! They should call it 4 bucks!

mayakup @mayakup (1303) • United States 7 Jan 07

If I said to you, "I have a great idea for a business. I'll open a whole new type of coffee shop. Instead of charging 60 cents for coffee, I'll charge $2.50, $3.50, $4.50, and $5.50. Not only that, I'll have no tables, no chairs,...

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huanghaozi Interesting trivia In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in...

21 Feb 07