Laughter is the best medicine
By piyush_1990
@piyush_1990 (288)
India
January 7, 2007 4:20am CST
Lets be a little humorous
Let us All share some joke with each other
CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!
These are Boys ads taken from shaadi.com
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors
have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after
reading this mail...
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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have
female,
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome
to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send
u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have
one brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold
my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck
now
i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr
as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much,ain't he?)
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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in
house
but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this
she
would be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy
wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love
thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and
Father&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you
are
beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam
a
good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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32 responses
@piyush_1990 (288)
• India
8 Jan 07
Yes u r right that diff ppl diff views
Thanx for appreciating the Indian Culture
@aishwarya2211 (40)
• Russian Federation
7 Jan 07
laughter is d best thg in life i think...n if u dont life ur life is meaningless....it makes u feel relax n gives u real joy...
i think nwdays its very rare to get happines n to laugh...everyone is busy in heavy work schedule..n i think even no one has time to laugh...so
smile pls.....
it wil give u strength for d whole day....n if u r ill it wil decrease ur illness...coz adrenalin secretion decreases due to decreased tension..so no tension ...jus b coollllllllllll...n dont 4get to laugh...hav nice day to all...
@piyush_1990 (288)
• India
7 Jan 07
Its really gr8 to see that many ppl like jokes n think the way I do........
@mircea2007 (69)
• Romania
7 Jan 07
It's very true dude when you laught you feel better and forget about the thing's that made you sad in the first place, so laught now and every time you have the chance because it's good and healthy :D, I like it a lot because I think that I'm a preety happy person and I don't like to be sad all the time.
Do you agree that fun is good?
@psskshah (6)
• India
7 Jan 07
hiii how r u all??????? and ya laughter is best for all............it removes all ur sadnesss.....so wht do u want rather then it??????
@Nizarali (63)
• Pakistan
22 Feb 07
simply awesome,the jokes are great,and really laughter is best medicine and thanks for writing all these jokes,and make us laugh,and i know this post had took too much time for you to write all this,keep it up dude,you are doing best,because laughter is best medicine,as much as u will laugh,your blood will increase:)!!!
@finidinwa (497)
• United States
8 Jan 07
well thanx for this i really agree with you it is a medicine
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
22 Feb 07
A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a petshop to look for a Baptist dog.
They asked the owner, "Do you have a Baptist dog?"
Surprised, the petshop owner thought about it for a while and then nodded, saying, "Yes... yes, I think we have a dog that will fit your description."
So the owner brought out the dog to the family, and the father said, "Let's see if this is a real Baptist dog." So the father said to the dog, "Go get a Bible."
And the dog ran over to a table, grabbed a Bible in its mouth, ran back to the man and plopped the book at his feet.
Impressed, the father continued, "Let's see if this dog knows its books of the Bible... Turn to Psalm 23".
The dog then opened the Bible with its snout and pawed through the pages to Psalm 23.
Very pleased, the father bought the dog and brought it home. The next day, the family had visitors. They showed their friends the Baptist dog and the things it could do.
Finally, the friends asked, "Well, can it do any other tricks that normal dogs do?"
The Baptist father wondered and said, "Hmm, I don't know. I've never tried." He then ordered the dog, "Heel."
Suddenly the dog leaped onto the father's lap and placed its paw on the man's head and started to pray.
"Wait a minute!" exclaimed the Baptist mother, "This dog isn't Baptist! It's Pentecostal!"
@kulanuwun (1404)
• Indonesia
8 Jan 07
Thanks for jokes, friend, that makes the world more colourful
@shedii (1486)
• India
8 Jan 07
hey guess what??...I forgot my basic grammar after reading this...lol...lol...lol...lol...lol...lol...what should I do now to stop laughing out loud!...lol...!!!
I really enjoyed reading this & it was really a unique topic of humor...have a nice day!
@manojgadiyar (157)
• India
8 Jan 07
Yes. It will improve not only your health but also your face value. It will also smoothen your personality and by laughing at your friends joke both you and your friends feel happy and also get release from the stress and tension if you have any.
@arjcool1 (47)
• India
12 Jan 07
It's GR888......i totally agree with you that laughter is the best medicine......life is nothing without happiness and a laugh........it's the true enjoyment of life............................BUt frnd i wanna ask u something that HoW Could u type this Much???????????
@shyam4uall (1002)
• India
8 Jan 07
those were really nice jokes and also somewhat freshened my mind..Thanks for those jokes.
yeah Laughter is the best medicine..as it enforced one to do much job and work.It freshens our mind when we are tired out of our job.It also makes some one happy who is depressed and frustated..
So laugh and make someone laugh..But I feel laughing is very easy but making someone laugh is really a tough job.
@blueray_01 (236)
• India
7 Jan 07
Laughter is a good medicine and all doctors and psychiatrist's do agree with it.But as every actor say that it is difficult to make a person laugh than to make him cry when he says his movie.So i think you have done your part to make the mylottier's laugh.ithink i am debt ed to you as laughing reduces aging.Thanks for the good work.
@scorpionmanace (358)
• India
7 Jan 07
once there were three boys sitting together.......
1 said my father jumped frm so high building that his leg got broken so he uses horse's leg n comes first in race......
2 told ma father jumped frm so so high buildin that his hand got broken so he uses elephant's hand n comes first in boxing.....
3 told that ma father jumped frm so so so high building that his stomach got burst so he uses that of buffaloe n gives 20L milk every day.......
lolz i hoped u all ppl liked it......
@jackslaiter (371)
• India
7 Jan 07
Read it and keep laughing all day...i bet my single dose will be heavy enough on you all other jokes. Here it goes--
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says : "That's the ugliest baby that i have ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her : "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says : " You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, i'll hold your Monkey for a moment."
