can you share your great jokes with me

Johnny, a very bright 5 year old, told his daddy he'd like to have a baby brother and, along with his request, offered to do whatever he could to help. His dad, a very bright 35 year old, paused for a moment and then replied, " I'll tell you what, Johnny, if you pray every day for two months for a baby brother, I guarantee that God will give you one!" Johnny responded eagerly to his dad's challenge and went to his bedroom early that night to start praying for a baby brother. He prayed every night for a whole month, but after that time, he began to get skeptical. He checked around the neighborhood and found out that what he thought was going to happen, had never occurred in the history of the neighborhood. You just don't pray for two months and then, whammo- a new baby brother. So, Johnny quit praying. After another month, Johnny's mother went to the hospital. When she came back home, Johnny's parents called him into the bedroom. He cautiously walked into the room, not expecting to find anything, and there was a little bundle lying right next to his mother. His dad pulled back the blanket and there was -- not one baby brother, but two!! His mother had twins! Johnny's dad looked down at him and said, "Now aren't you glad you prayed?" Johnny hesitated a little and then looked up at his dad and said, "Yes, but aren't you glad I quit when I did?"

saans : are janamjali shadi ke 8 sazal baad bacha diya wo bhi ladki. bahu : aapke ladke ke bharosae rahti to ye bhi na hoti .

yes ofcourse, whenever i get a goood jok iwould like to share it with u. thank u.

i dont have a joke.

Yes,I can.

Why the the stupid fall out of the window? He was trying to iron his curtains.

i would love to share jokes but i dont have any now. thank u.

This one is better... this joke is for "everyone" A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hands went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

I have jokes, but when my rating will become more than 500 then I will copy paste from my pc

AMITABH:-Aaj mere paas PHULJADI,CHAKRI,ROCKET aur SUTLI BOMB HAI,Tumhare paas kya hai? SHASHI BHAI:Mere paas MAA..... ....CHIS hai.

Vajpayee was talking abt family planing in a speech. Laloo got angry,stood up and said:WHEN YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME,DON'T MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!!!!

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs F***ing."

Q:whats the color of the girls fart? A:piiiiiiinnnnkkk... Q:how about the Guys fart? A:BROWN!!!!! haha:)