Jesus was gay...
By pumpkinjam
@pumpkinjam (8770)
United Kingdom
March 25, 2012 5:25pm CST
I was going to put this in "religion" but thought that a little dangerous so, hopefully, being in "humour", people will realise that it is in jest.
So, I was having a philosophical debate with some people this evening. I'm not sure how it all started but, anyway, we got on to whether Jesus was married, whether he had children, etc. and came to the conclusion that, being a 30 year old Jew, not being a husband or a father would have been rather unusual at the time. So, on this basis, we concluded that he was gay.
What do you think about that then?
Just to clarify: This is JUST A BIT OF FUN so n need for any nasty religion/anti-religion talk. That's why it's here and not there.
Cheers
x Pumpkinjam x
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8 responses
@pumpkinjam (8770)
• United Kingdom
25 Mar 12
I agree with that. There is no real proof. Even though people try to offer various "proofs". The debate also led us to the conclusion that the "Illuminati" were people from Blackpool (which, for anyone who doesn't know, is a town in England which is famous for its "illuminations")
@Faith1118 (112)
• Philippines
26 Mar 12
No I don't think so Jesus was not married and did not have any children because He is so busy preaching and helping others as His Father intended for Him to do. So He does not have a lot of time to have any relationship with a woman. Because basically Jesus is already married to us-the people He needs to save from Sin, and if you check in the bible Jesus always, always travel, transferring from one place to another checking which place needs help specially in the spiritual aspect of life. that is my stand.
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@pumpkinjam (8770)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 12
Thank you. That makes sense of course. Though I guess you realise that the discussion is not meant to be serious. :-)
@jazel_juan (15746)
• Philippines
26 Mar 12
I am open minded..to humour..so i won't take this as offensive.
i have heard about stories about him and Mary Magdalene..
but i know if some of my friends and family read this i bet they will turn their wrath on you..Jesus and gay should not be in the same sentence for them.
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@pumpkinjam (8770)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 12
Thank you for your response. I appreciate that you understand the humour an do not take offense. There are stories about Mary magdalene. I think I said before that the stories depend on what you read/believe.
@jazel_juan (15746)
• Philippines
27 Mar 12
well if i would dis agree and would not understand all its humour then we would be arguing till now 
I have read some controversial stuff starting Dan brown's novels lol.. as i was never open to these kind of stuff before as my parents were purely catholic and close minded. But since that, i read and searched and i am open to such possibilities..after all He was human right?
I have read some controversial stuff starting Dan brown's novels lol.. as i was never open to these kind of stuff before as my parents were purely catholic and close minded. But since that, i read and searched and i am open to such possibilities..after all He was human right?2 people like this
@Archie_lko (29)
• India
26 Mar 12
lols....Well.i dont know anything bout it..but i dont think he was.....
TI will surely try to know bout it and come back with a proper response...
Anyways u r very funny...i dont know how on earth u guys come up with these things....haha...
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@pumpkinjam (8770)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 12
Thanks. I don't really think he was. Nice to meet you. :-)
@Orson_Kart (6827)
• United Kingdom
25 Mar 12
I thought he got it on with Mary Magdalene? Or so I read somewhere. 
IMO he certainly appeared gay, but it could all have been an act to get the chicks interested in his philosophical ways. 
IMO he certainly appeared gay, but it could all have been an act to get the chicks interested in his philosophical ways. 2 people like this
@Orson_Kart (6827)
• United Kingdom
25 Mar 12
Not with me, I am an atheist. 
I have read the bible and it's very interesting, but I prefer Dan Brown's version of events.
Even if he wasn't gay, his followers must have been, or at least some of them. Who could have such blind faith without a little extra urge to please their master?
I have read the bible and it's very interesting, but I prefer Dan Brown's version of events.
Even if he wasn't gay, his followers must have been, or at least some of them. Who could have such blind faith without a little extra urge to please their master?1 person likes this
@tonyllenium (6252)
• Italy
26 Mar 12
heheh mmh it sounds a little bit strong as statement don't you think?...so logically if somebody won't marry in his/her life in my opinion it is not authomatic thinking that he/she is gay!!I think nowadays many people never marry for different reasons but it doesn't mean that is gay as well..so it cames a strange theory in my opinion...
@pumpkinjam (8770)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 12
I did point out that this was in jest. It doesn't really have anything to do with logic or opinion! We were just considering the fact that, at the time, it would have been seen as strange for a 30 year old Jewish man to not be married. Not meant to be serious. That's why it's under the "humour" heading. Thanks for you response anyway.
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@tonyllenium (6252)
• Italy
26 Mar 12
yes i understood you wrote like a 'humor'statement...anyway i tried to make sense even if it is a joke...you know the scientific approach..heeh
