Generous Gift From A Complete Stranger
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
May 1, 2012 2:48pm CST
I've met a lot of interesting people here at myLot, and at other online sites where people get together to just hang out and talk about whatever's on their minds.
Anyways, I met this woman on another site a couple of weeks ago and we've been hanging out quite a bit and just goofing around and having fun......nothing serious or romantic or anything like that.......she's just another online friend that I have some things in common with and enjoy interacting with.
Well yesterday I was kind of surprised when this girl I've only known for a couple of weeks asked me if I would like a golden shower.
I'm not quite sure what to do.......I mean I already have a shower that works pretty good (It's actually a bathtub with the shower on one wall), but then I'm thinking it might be nice to have a backup in case my regular tile shower ever breaks down.
Plus, this is a GOLDEN shower! If it's solid gold it's probably worth a small fortune...and even if it's just a gold plated shower it would still probably bring in some good money at an auction or something.
On the other hand, I could always donate it to somebody that could really use it. Maybe a shelter or something...although I don't know appropriate it would be to give a bunch of homeless people a golden shower...maybe a friend or relative would be a better choice to accept my golden shower.
So, what would you do if someone gave you a golden shower? Would you keep it, sell it, or give it to someone else?
I don't know.....I can just picture myself standing in the golden shower soaking myself down and just enjoying life....would definitely probably put one of those massaging shower heads on it.
What do you guys think?
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15 responses
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
1 May 12
Well... knowing you for so long now... I thought I had better make a search just to see what a golden shower might imply and... 
I would keep my stainless steel one and carry on life as usual 
Whether you will is a completely different matter and whether informing us as to what you do would be a wise move or not is entirely up to you 
I would keep my stainless steel one and carry on life as usual
Whether you will is a completely different matter and whether informing us as to what you do would be a wise move or not is entirely up to you 1 person likes this
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 May 12
Well at the very least I could melt it down for the gold and be very well endowed.........financially..... 
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@Bananafreakingidiot (11)
• Slovenia
1 May 12
Hahahah This is comedy gold! lolol hilarious!
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@sid556 (30960)
• United States
2 May 12
Thanks for the laughs, Sconi! I just had 2 13yr old boys at my house over the weekend and heard all sorts of bathroom humor...golden shower was amongst their many gross discussions, jokes and farts. They would have absolutely loved this discussion! Love it! 1 person likes this
@missybear (11391)
• United States
2 May 12
Well, I hope when you get that Golden Shower it will be big enough for the both of us to enjoy
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@missybear (11391)
• United States
2 May 12
Can't wait...it's been a long time since I got a golden shower, is it cause they sooo expensive?
@Theresaaiza (10487)
• Australia
2 May 12
I hope she isn't one of those who give one item for free and force you to buy her other goods. A good set of encyclopedia won't be so bad, though. I just don't see how a golden shower is connected to an encyclopedia.
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@bjc66bjc (6730)
• United States
1 May 12
Hi sconibear, the only thing I will say is you can't get
something for nothing...
But who is the friend that you have only known for a couple
of weeks, who is willing to give you anything gold. Is it
stolen...and thats a very odd gift to give someone as a first
gift...don't you think???
Do you think the water feel differently coming from a gold
shower is different than the regular stainless steel one...
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 May 12
I'm just surprised with all you people that have stainless steel showers.....mine's just made out of tile....with grungy grout. 
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@sid556 (30960)
• United States
2 May 12
I Know it!!! We've missed you!! Your discussions and random comments always never fail to bring a chuckle. You've been pretty scarce these days. You and Lamb together are like Chris Farley and David Spade, Mac & Myer for Hire, The smothers brothers....hope you are back for good.
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 May 12
Well I haven't started a discussion in a couple of years......figured I'd get back into it.......check out some of my old ones.
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 May 12
I think I'm going to find out if it's solid gold or not....I could wash all my debts away. 
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
2 May 12
hi sconibear I doubt its solid gold as that wouldn't work as a shower but its probably gold plated lol. keep it and feel like
a king or queen . I would do that if I had a place to put it and use it. we have something I just adore a hand held shower device that you can use on all the little corners of your body.It seems to me just made for us senior citizens.but we do not have a golden shower wow.I love to wash my hair with it as I guide the water just where i want it.so my advice is use it and love it and bask in the glow of a golden shower.lol
neverless a "wet" queen
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
1 May 12
I love how so many people are so serious here..haha..now how come i never wrote a discussion like this? but then i don't go to those sites to mess with others..heeheee..Love it Bear!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 May 12
I know Kitty.....it's almost as bad as that time I was looking for a job:
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/2290589.aspx?p=1
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
2 May 12
Hi Michael....hugs you so much!!
Bear..had to go and give my 2 cents since i missed that post..heeheee..muawww
@lampar (7584)
• United States
1 May 12
Until i actually know what is she means by 'golden shower' instead of assuming it is a shower and tub made of Gold, i won't be too happy about it yet. If someone i met online for only two weeks offered to give me of a gift set "Golden Shower", i probably will not resist if she insisted, i can keep it and make use of it no doubt about that.
@much2say (55686)
• Los Angeles, California
1 May 12
A golden shower? What a bizarre "gift"! I mean, I would never think to give anyone a shower - let alone a GOLD shower! Unless there is some significant meaning to plumbing items from your conversations?? Or is there another meaning to "golden shower"? Hmmmmmmm.
BUT
If someone were to give me a golden shower . . . hmmmmmm. Let's see, I can't regift it for the reason above (I can't think to whom I would give a shower). I might see if I can find the store in which it came from to see if they ok a no receipt return policy (but I wouldn't tell my friend about it). I might try to sell it on ebay - you never know who might truly want or need a golden shower. I might use it as a white elephant gift. Or I might end up using it afterall in case I redecorate our bathroom and decided to go on gold theme!!!
BUT
If someone were to give me a golden shower . . . hmmmmmm. Let's see, I can't regift it for the reason above (I can't think to whom I would give a shower). I might see if I can find the store in which it came from to see if they ok a no receipt return policy (but I wouldn't tell my friend about it). I might try to sell it on ebay - you never know who might truly want or need a golden shower. I might use it as a white elephant gift. Or I might end up using it afterall in case I redecorate our bathroom and decided to go on gold theme!!! @much2say (55686)
• Los Angeles, California
1 May 12
OH MY GAH! And EW!
Ok, so definitely would not keep.
Definitely would not regift.
Um, guess it can't be returned (or at least I don't think I would "return the favor").
Forget the white elephant gift.
And the only place it'd go in my bathroom would be down the toilet!!!
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 May 12
WOW! I guess it's more common than I thought!
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@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
1 May 12
Indeed the myLot search is just as good, if not better, than other more famous search engines 
I think this is very disgusting!
@jazel_juan (15746)
• Philippines
2 May 12
that is one weird gift from a stranger. Really.
Maybe she has a lot of it that is why she will give you a GOLDEN SHOWER.
weird 
